It also makes for great Warhammer Terrain. Welcome to Waaaghldi!

If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.

Every TNA storyline for the first 10 years

little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game

I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society

Congressional Dems badly missing the moment right now. They are currently holding a press conference to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Chex Quest - a great game to be sure, but weeks late and hardly the biggest priority right now.

You love to see it.

No one who hasn't shared or donated to this gofundme is allowed to talk about Disco Elysium ever again. I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either. A single dollar. One currency.

Reskeet if you think we should exterminate all crackers

gotta be honest, i feel like being friends with Goku would be exhausting. happy to watch him from afar, contribute to the Spirit Bombs, etc.

linda yaccarino is about to post something like "when it's too hot in summer, ice water is great!"

As you can see, the rise in profanity on Taylor Swift albums (left) is having the unusual effect of causing a dramatic rise in installed solar power capacity.

The new Avengers line up is wild.

I represent the creature known to you as Gollum. Per the agreed-upon rules, you did not win the game of riddles, as “What have I got in my pocket?” is not a “riddle” under any common definition of that term. My client demands (i) to eat you, (ii) the return of his Precious, and (

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Remember kids: Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you! If you're serious about workplace protections for you and your pals, you've gotta unionize - fast. Working as a team to make your workplace better is way past cool!

Evergreen life lesson: Don’t trust anybody with a goatee other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. Also don’t trust Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Earnest in the camp, Earnest in the jail

holy shit Pagliacci died

Want to get a Litter Robot just so I can tell the cats they have to get into it or one of their siblings will have to

"Are you a bottom or a top?" I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death

This is the phone I skeet from

My two goobies. The perfect baby angel and blurry shadow demon.

patient: Doctor, I suffer from CREEP-ession and anx-DIE-ety! I have no CHILL to live and I have in-BOO-sive thoughts of self-harm! doctor: Ah, great storyteller The Crypt-Keeper is in town patient: but SHOCK-tor...

"But Activision-Blizzard-Microsoft-Bethesda-Rare what is the name of this terrorist organization?" "The Aristocrats"

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: The Hard-R Team

Floater, Florida Ranger.

What about "My Dinner With Andore" and it's Wallace Shawn getting EX command thrown by Hugo

Technically, we should be saying cumgratulations when someone announces a pregnancy.

Reskeet this if you love to booze n cruise

The Starz version of Ode to Joy youtu.be/9Wan4Ps_kgk?...

Fine. Then what do YOU think is the best song to start the rapture to, if you're so good at providing musical scores to biblical prophecies?

Wait but if he's Nandor what's that chicken place with the Peri Peri sauce?

boys trudge, men lumber

My Bluesky Brand

starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX

Good morning it's Red Circle of Truth Tuesday so show me your best paranormal photos with red circles highlighting the TRUTH and EVIDENCE contained within these unholy images

I wouldn't feed a red delicious to a horse much less a human