Batters, UP!

Thank you for saving my life when I was 27.

Thank you, Daddy.

Goodbye.

My dad mows a mean lawn, and he swings a mean bat. Happy Thanksgiving.

Block early. Block often. And tell those pieces of shit why. And screenshot.

If you supported me today. Thank you. If you revealed yourself today... That was a mistake.

The family court legal system fucked us over.

Sitting outside a courtroom during a custody hearing years later, my dad said, "If I had killed him, I'd be out by now, and you and the kids would not be having to deal with him.'

My dad did not say, "Wait in the truck." He screamed, "Get those babies in the other room and hide. I'll handle him."

I am very likely not continuing with BlueSky after today. So remember this, if he's violent to women and/or children, he's wasting our oxygen. No excuses. No second chances. No redemption. No mercy.

The family court legal system fucked us over.

Sitting outside a courtroom during a custody hearing years later, my dad said, "If I had killed him, I'd be out by now, and you and the kids would not be having to deal with him.'

My dad did not say, "Wait in the truck." He screamed, "Get those babies in the other room and hide. I'll handle him."

Another one. Do fuck off. I'm alive because my dad took a baseball bat to my husband while the cops dragged ass showing up. They tried to arrest my dad. If my dad had his gun with him, 20 years of suffering would have been prevented.

I liked to look at my Twitter impressions count so I could see how many victims I subjected to my tweets.

dudes not be absolute disappointments challenge (impossible)

Please @ me under anyone talking out of pocket bullshit under anything I post, so I can name, shame, and block.

I unfollowed every mutual who follows these pieces of trash.

These wastes of oxygen live in the world with us.

That's how quick "what was he possibly going to do to you from across the room little lady" turns into he kills her. When he took that 1st step, before he leapt, that's the only shot a woman in a domestic violence situation has to save her life.

She'll go to prison if she kills him before he can kill her. Not the judge. Who, it should be noted, a room full of men could not protect. Men it took at least 4 of to even remotely subdue him. When men choose to be violent, they are incredibly dangerous and deadly. In the blink of an eye.

God is nature, nature is indifferent, we are responsible for what we do.

[the biggest hardship] Me: *calmly doing whatever it takes to get through it for as long as it takes* [the slightest hardship] Me: *completely losing my shit five minutes in*

I've field treated chainsaw wounds on coworkers and am very proud of how I held together. My kid comes up to me and needs a password on *their* iPad, I melt down into a puddle of silent fury

And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl17...

Exactly.

And lo did the Book of Sneeze cast the first truth bomb against the demon Elom, and though his followers we many and much stupid it did still pierce their thin skin and hurt them

Airplane III: Aftermath. There's nothing after math it's infinite, like the comedic possibilities of deadpan literalness to show us that we take life under expressionistic poetry too seriously.

[the biggest hardship] Me: *calmly doing whatever it takes to get through it for as long as it takes* [the slightest hardship] Me: *completely losing my shit five minutes in*

The views thing was an Elon Musk scam.

this is the secret. you have to know you're wasting your time here otherwise you end in posters madness

On Twitter, ACTUAL engagement was observable by likes, retweets, and comments. I promise you that "no like, no retweet, no comment" posts on Twitter with any amount of numbers of "views" listed were NOT seen and noticed by anyone. Or were negatively received. Views on Twitter do not matter.

And per your “no one saw it” - there’s no way to accurately track views. View counts are by definition made up.

It’s always been so weird to me that evangelicals are pro-Israel just so they can take it over one day…they literally think the Jews are going to hell and want to build a church on the temple.

It's not how engagement works. It's how businesses scam advertisers.

On Twitter, ACTUAL engagement was observable by likes, retweets, and comments. I promise you that "no like, no retweet, no comment" posts on Twitter with any amount of numbers of "views" listed were NOT seen and noticed by anyone. Or were negatively received. Views on Twitter do not matter.

What Israel is doing is in no way, shape, or form God's will.

Yes, this IS what I choose to do with my free time, thank you for asking!

Got a job at the local brothel, what they don’t know is that I clean all the working girls’ underpants with my mouth.

Lol @ “delete post” Bluesky, that’s not an option for the brave.

*delighted shivering*

A trail of post-it notes that lead directly to the clit, and I still can’t find it.

Woke up and chose gangbang porn.

The Mysterious Things I’ve Found In My Butthole And Other Tales Of Adventure

Live, laugh, love, post hole.

Picked up my Cybertruck today and dropped it off at the shop to get the Pussy Wagon paint job from Kill Bill, even though we all know that’s preeeeetty much implied by the vehicle itself.

"Bitch, you don't know what you're talking about," is not the best way to begin a company wide email. I realize that now.