A lot of conservative discourse (especially those idiotic podcasts) boils down to "But what if everything was totally different or the opposite of how it actually is? Then we would be right. Makes you think..."

Anyone who says America is not the Great Satan is not familiar with the work of the devil.

It's cold comfort to know that after the US and Israel destroy the global economy, the family Rothschild will profit from it.

Twig and Leaf got #MagBarred

As usual, Netanyahu lies through his teeth as he proclaims he is not dead.

Do I pop open the bottle of champagne or is that Polish demon still alive?

In 2026, a Dem politician must hold these two positions at a minimum to earn my vote: 1. Ending daylight savings time 2. Ending Israel

Trump is Live from Doral, FL and just slurred that we have to take over Mexico. This guy can't drop dead soon enough

I bet Trump's plan to "win" is to drop a nuke and declare an end to the special operation after setting the Middle East on fire and destroying the global economy. Art of the Deal

When gas prices reach $8 per gallon or higher, it's important to note that the president doesn't control gas prices unless they are under $1.50 per gallon.

Trump making sure that Americans will receive the same hospitality that Israelis get while trying to vacation around the world

Silver lining is that the ZOG didn't even feel the need to slaughter thousands of Americans to manufacture consent for WW3.

"she refused to compete for China" This is why they lost to a pedophile reality TV show hoat

Hillary pandering to black people: "I plead guilty to carrying a bottle of hot sauce in my purse!" Gavin pandering to black people: "I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ EITHER"

🚨BREAKING🚨 The Dow Jones is below 50,000. Pedophiles everywhere are in danger of being prosecuted.

Hillary pandering to black people: "I plead guilty to carrying a bottle of hot sauce in my purse!" Gavin pandering to black people: "I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ EITHER"

Will soon be blocked by Headquarters and hundreds of KHive dead enders I welcome their hate

The fascism and pedophelia will continue until morale improves

Jade Helm is actually happening and the jug hooters are happily going along with the thing just ten years ago that they claimed the evil Obama was going to do.

Epstein: "as you know, I represent the rothschilds" New York Post: The Rothschilds are a Russian imperial family that currently reside in Moscow and their only purpose is to thwart female democratic candidates from ever winning a presidency

I will block any account that tries to say Epstein was a Russian asset gtfoh

Besides the obvious horror and depravity of the latest Epstein tranche, it's morbidly satisfying to see that the world's most notorious pedophile thought Elon Musk was an annoying piece of shit

Happy Montgomery Riverfront Brawl month for all who celebrate!

There's thousands of hours of video, we can't even comprehend the depravity of these ghouls. Trump and all the other "elites" that prey on children must pay

Waiting for mst3000 to do the Melania movie, then I'll watch it

I don't want people to stop filming themselves berating Gregory Bovino just because he was relieved of duty. That tiny demon deserves a lifetime of public humiliation

They won't stop until Trump gets his own Kent State moment, which maga will hail as a victory

Commander Bovino is recovering in a hospital from an injury stemming from a crushing event where several large BBQ flavored potato chips flattened him in the parking lot of a Speedway. Bovino's mom is there kissing his booboos, and he is expected to recover.

WHY ARE LIGHTBULBS SO GODDAM EXPENSIVE

I have seen the video of Michael Rapaport eating

October 2023: ELON MUSK GIVES X EMPLOYEES ONE YEAR TO REPLACE YOUR BANK "You won't need a bank account...it would blow my mind if we don't have that rolled out by the end of next year (2024)" In 2026, X, the "everything app" crashes at least once a week, and there is no banking. Musk is a fraud

I think Zohran would be able to do his job better if his staff wasn't constantly uncovering any and all potential antisemitic incidents anywhere around the globe for him to publicly denounce.

God's favorite people are burning down Patagonia forests to buy up Argentinian land. Why does God love these people so much?

This is unequivocally a bad sign

At least not as many people are paying attention to the ethnic cleansing in Gaza now. Almost makes you wonder if a certain lobby commanded distractions

If I was a public figure (much despised) and it came out that my ugly troll wife that I'm insanely proud of was originally sold to Steve Bannon as a sex slave, I would kms. But I'm not Stephen Miller

Inside, we are all human. Doesn't matter what you look like on the outside. On the inside, we all have between 2 - 7 grams of microplastics crammed into our brain tissue which only makes our thinking have more plasticity. Think about that the next time you can't think good

As a lifelong Steelers fan, born and raised in Pittsburgh, no longer a fan of the NFL in general, it gives me no pleasure to say this but here goes: THE STEELERS WINNING ANOTHER SUPERBOWL WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER FOR A FEW HOURS

From a historical statecraft standpoint, Kissinger is rolling over in his grave, slowly getting himself erect, and giving a five minute standing ovation to Trump for his Venezuela escapade.

Trump is falling asleep while this general is taking lmao

It only took 5 minutes before Trump lost focus on Venezuela and started his stump speech about crime

I swear little Marco thinks he has a shot at being president lmao

Trump is slurring worse than I've ever heard. He's near death

Who do you think gets this year's FIFA peace prize? Trump again?

I'd probably make the 12 hour drive to DC after he dies just to party in the streets

They're going to give trump the nobel peace prize because nothing means anything anymore

"they're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats" "Bud Light went woke" "Illegal Somalians are defrauding red blooded Americans out of their life savings" Is there anything conservatives won't slop up like hogs?

Israelis think the funniest thing you can do is block an ambulance carrying Palestinians injured by settlers.

Polls open in Myanmar as military stages first election since 2021 coup https://aje.io/npw4im