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James Kelleher
over 1 year ago
An erotic short story in three acts
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Forrest Plump
over 1 year ago
Aioli is just mayonnaise that studied abroad.
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Travis comma bitch
over 1 year ago
Venmo me $5 and I'll send you the same pic but with the flash on
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
what kinda nerd-ass name is Debt Collector, stop calling me stalker!!!
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Ashley
over 1 year ago
Oh you like my eyes? I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die - Me, flirting
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Michael Jay McClure
over 1 year ago
WHAT: Thom Browne (couture, fall 2024) OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving? IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky
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Michael Jay McClure
over 1 year ago
“Not just exquisite tailoring, clothing that’s ABOUT exquisite tailoring,” I whisper to myself as I walk down the sidewalk.
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Tim Onion
over 1 year ago
Wow golf playoffs have really changed.
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I really should have rewatched S1 of House of the Dragon first. 😵💫
over 1 year ago
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Finally started Ted Lasso S3 bc I’m burnt out on SVU and dang there’s some bad accents on there (I can even tell as an American).
over 1 year ago
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A British show I watch just had an American character say “I grew up on a council estate” and “you are a posh public schoolboy.”
over 1 year ago
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In a pasta emergency I bought Ragu at a gas station…my kids said it’s the best spaghetti I’ve ever made. 😭
over 1 year ago
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chris.
over 1 year ago
Life hack for women over 40? Try a machete.
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SVU Season 15 is simply unbelievable. Absolutely perfect.
over 1 year ago
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This is the maddest I’ve ever been.
over 1 year ago
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SVU is my Battlestar Galactica.
over 1 year ago
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I am seriously floored on the famous actors on SVU. Is this the American The Bill?!?!!!
over 1 year ago
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I accidentally started watching the L&O SVU marathon (which I have never seen because it looked so stupid) when it came on after soccer and, well, 4 hours later…
over 1 year ago
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I only use pet names in moments of frustration and/or emphasis
over 1 year ago
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I pretended to be dead to see what my cat would do and she immediately bit off one of my earlobes.
over 1 year ago
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I lightly toasted my retinas and also my brain feels broken?
over 1 year ago
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Michael Jay McClure
over 1 year ago
In a weird mood where I’ll be melancholy about anything—but especially the fact that I can’t have full-scale & thunder-free controlled lightning as indoor décor. 😕
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katie dzwierzynski
over 1 year ago
kate middleton should tweet out a bracket now
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The new Lindsay Lohan movie is a perfect film.
over 1 year ago
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Crunkolas Driverton
almost 2 years ago
Missed Connection: I was eating a rotisserie chicken alone in the dark, you opened the wrong storage closet door and saw my Lemon Pepper smeared face, but you looked lovely lit by fluorescents in the hallway
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Richard Smyth
over 1 year ago
[making small talk with a group of new writers] so what are you guys into apart from trauma
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Fulkery
over 1 year ago
Ahh I see it's Friday and I once against n have to put in the effort to be interested in some arbitrary piece of reality.
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Molly Templeton
almost 2 years ago
really did not expect to find quite so many truly delightful turns of phrase in an article about the difficulties of pants. (this is a gift link so you can all enjoy)
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Why Are Pants So Big (Again)?
And what the latest swing from skinny to wide tells us about ourselves.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/03/magazine/big-pants-style.html?unlocked_article_code=1.a00.RtOr.gOO_C04N_Owa&smid=url-share
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Discontinued Foods!
almost 2 years ago
Why did no one tell me that there's a Little Debbie park in Tennessee??
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Damnit Janet
almost 2 years ago
Microplastics contain all the nutritional value of fully mature plastics, concentrated into a smaller and more tender product
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RM
almost 2 years ago
So wait you're telling me that France has a right to abortion enshrined in their constitution AND baguettes?
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Michael Jay McClure
almost 2 years ago
WHAT: Stefan Cooke (fall 2024) OCCASIONS: seducing harpists or shaking up your sleepy Swiss canton with a chocolate so dark, so intense, that it acts as a portal through time to those who consume it IF IT WERE A SCENT: unfurled parachute EMOTIONAL RANGE: demurring/clairvoyant
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
almost 2 years ago
One day you’re young and then suddenly you text your wife to tell her she left her phone at home.
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SIMONE 🩷
almost 2 years ago
in honor of Iris Apfel always remember to add three more things to your outfit before you leave the house. fuck Coco Chanel, that old bitch was a nazi
add a skeleton here at some point
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Michael Jay McClure
almost 2 years ago
Café. Influencer in here wearing silver raver pants (no) & taking pics of the vintage coffee grinders on the wall & perhaps of me in the process & so I’m tilting my face just so in order for the sun to glint off my cheekbone & create a vector of light so sharp that it renders her iPhone inoperable.
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d.ly
almost 2 years ago
this Women's History Month, i pledge to act as cunty as possible for 31 consecutive days, each day cuntier than the last
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Gunshots fired at Southwest high school in Fort Worth
almost 2 years ago
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Jin
almost 2 years ago
The dingo ate my embryo
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chris.
almost 2 years ago
(unthaws army of frozen embryos to do my murderous bidding)
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I just drew a body-dysmorphia self portrait and I highly suggest doing this. It looks absolutely nothing like me and I’m laughing so hard. I think I’ll look at it whenever I’m feeling low.
almost 2 years ago
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kilgore trout
almost 2 years ago
the junktech moguls who fund your party built on pyramid schemes of useless software that can’t go half an hour without a catastrophe? joe biden’s fault. also: woke
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mojito friend
almost 2 years ago
call me FDR the way I’m handling this Great Depression
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