Cocaine so white it buys tickets to the police charity ball

Cocaine so white it keeps trying to buy Hummel figures for its grandchildren.

Cocaine so white it runs the local car dealership.

plz

Bluesky wrapped but it’s just every cat picture you interacted with all year.

A system that does not account for a certain percentage of waste is not a system, it is a public relations presentation

The French 75 is the most delectable mistake

Finally, the animal research study we’ve all been yearning for.

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher

People said “you can’t make The Opposite Of FLCL and have it be both terrifying yet intriguing.” Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “

People said “you can’t make The Opposite Of FLCL and have it be both terrifying yet intriguing.” Leaf said “hold my EvanBEERlion “

We can change the subject to tarts if anyone needs that to happen

Stephanie is being once again Stephanie-tier perfectly and utterly correct!

Happy Thanksgiving 2.0/1.b (Electric Friendsgiving Boogaloo) to all who celebrate.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

We are sixty percent water. We should be more. Soup is life.

it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney

The bad news is that nobody gets to be this pretty without a lot of work. But this is also the good news.

This place has Jamón Ibérico ounces on the menu and payday came a day early because of the holiday. Fuck.

if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

Guillermo del Toro's Elfen Lied

Guillermo del Toro's Blade of the Immortal

Idk who needs to hear this but if going home for Thanksgiving makes you miserable, then stop going home for Thanksgiving.

yes yes I said yes I will yes

Guillermo del Toro's Carrie

Guillermo del Toro’s The Neverending Story

Guillermo del Toro's Withnail and I

Guillermo del Toro's Fatal Instinct

Guillermo del Toro's Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Guillermo del Toro's Alien

Guillermo del Toro's Fraggle Rock

Guillermo del Toro’s The Mask

There is a world where somehow the Newton, Vita, and 3DS all had their best traits combined as a Captain Planet one and I bet the CIA killed a bunch of people to prevent that from happening.

Yippie ki-yay, Charlie Brown

I like you so much better when you’re naked, Charlie Brown.

The boy’s a time bomb, Charlie Brown

Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever

I heard there was a Cohen song, And all the Christians got it wrong, But you don’t really get the meaning do ya? ‘Cause you see its about getting laid, It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith, But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

Kiss the glove, Charlie Brown

You keep using that word, I don’t think you know what it actually means, Charlie Brown

No one wants their hair done by a slob, Charlie Brown

It’s our problem-free philosophy, Charlie Brown

Never get out of the boat, Charlie Brown.

Your face will freeze that way, Charlie Brown

What about Second Breakfast, Charlie Brown

I’m not left handed either, Charlie Brown

Having a cat that just wants to hang out perched on shoulders was a lot easier at 2lbs than it is at 8