this is a silly, very fun game

as a parent I cannot imagine how absolutely fucking heartbreaking and awful it must be to have to put out a statement like this because the federal government killed your son and is telling monstrous lies about him

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

The fact that the Empire State Building tried to steal wonder if the world valor and the pyramids are on there but dogs never get Wonder billing is kinda fucked up if you think about it. Dogs *exist*, that should beat out anything made of stone.

Sure we all have a crush on Zia McCabe but can we also talk about how Courtney Taylor-Taylor is Gender as fuck? Sure maybe I’m maybe 18 hours into a Dandy Warhols concert/music video binge, but PNW dudes tell me CTT isn’t one of (our) key dude genders.

New Safe For Work pornography just dropped!

Ah, the classic “cannot fail, can only be failed” ideology

I just thought everyone should see this

Oh holy shit this hookah bar has hockey on. #redwings

> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me >wut >I mean >you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro

he’s right

For @jcsalterego.bsky.social it was just Tuesday

Save a tree, top a cat girl

@hankgreen.bsky.social if you have ever felt good about a product endorsement then I hope that TimerCap is front and center on your list of product endorsements to be proud of. It worked fr!

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

I have to say, I'm really losing patience with this 'the exercise of power is inherently immoral' stuff. In a very narrow sense, that's probably true; in a practical sense, it's not. Telling people they're bad for seeking power will leave moral people thinking they shouldn't. It's self-defeating.

Change in Headline

let's take qualified immunity away from cops and give it to retail employees instead

historically accurate☑️

Seconded. I'm appalled, but good art should disturb its viewers

Brooklyn Dad Tumescent

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Found your mom at the aquarium today

Slightly diminish a band Pepe and the can’t be arsed to touch up their roots blondes

Slightly diminish a band Sonic geriatric millennial

slightly diminish a band Judas Youth Pastor

Slightly diminish a band Operation Tumbler–Snapper

New Vape, new me (exactly the same except using slightly different batteries and race-car red) (Not even “I should drink less” red, more like “the lips in Cherry Lips red)

I’m sorry, but Alex Clejan is saying “she like the way that I fuck” and getting cut off until near the end of the song. “She like the way that I fi” fuck if subtitles. Don’t lie.

Maybe this is just excessively “39 years old because it’s 3 years after we were all 36” coded of me but like holy fuck The Vitamin String Quartet never fails to hit Like That.

Theories on Canada Wet have now been thoroughly studied by the documentary Letterkenny

the existence of subtext implies the existence of domtext. now stop being mean to yourself, that's someone else's job.

always true

The other two kittens are asleep in bed with my wife so now middle-kitten is following me around screaming. I know bud. You’re not used to getting attention but it’s boring when they aren’t around getting attention. I’m glad I could give you an authentic Middle Child Life.

Five years from now it can open its own Bluesky account

Modern day remake of Three Kings except it’s about cocaine instead of gold bars

Belle and Sebastian would be lovely names for a pair of new subway locomotives

holodeck program for hugs

Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections

The rest of the world chose metric system but america chose feet

Since people found this thread interesting, here's how much workers are owed here: the named plaintiffs here were plumbers who were paid ~$30/ hour. The prevailing wage rate for plumbers at the time was ~$115/ hour. This was a 9 month project with ~200 workers. By rough math, that's $26,300,000 owed

I like JKR the same way I like realizing that I *definitely* put some bobby pins down the drain a month ago.

Piss like you mean it, doo doo doo, doo doo doo

How is this movie better than I remembered it being? It was already S tier/GOAT of the decade in my mind FFS.

Holy shit it turns out my dad hasn’t seen Sinners yet. Merry fucking Xmas, pater. Guess you get one extra gift tonight.

Alright, humanity has recently achieved a new pinnacle of video mash art.

This groceries receipt didn’t make much until I realized that the clerk ‘accidentally’ applied the clearance on our toast twice. Happy holidays to you too, sir. Bonus points for, given how I think you did it, it has the floor manager’s name on it and not yours?

Folks! I just came up with a *brilliant* idea for how to use up any HSA funds that are about to expire!

I’m gonna go ahead and tell anyone who says that the answer is Animal Crossing that they are objectively correct. It wouldn’t be *my* choice (FTL famboi here) but it’s still an objectively correct choice.