My wife has now spent an entire day devoted to That New Game Stink. Wakening to “alarm for for work bedtime. And it’s a game I specifically recommended to her and installed on the switch because I knew she’d like it. There are other husband-highs that rule but this one is pretty prime.

@floregonian.com the is an owl actively swooping a squirrel above my yard right now it is amazing and hey I figure I should tell you as an addendum to your “tell me a cool thing” request.

Wait holy shit guys Isaac Chotiner was running the Louvre account this whole time? Like fuck off why does no one tell me this shit.

Like, Duncan Fucking Idaho, am I right?

Sudden intrusive thought: “I do not fuck with my dick/hands/mouth, I fuck with my mind”

I forgot I said this about Duncan Idaho v2^99 but also I stand by it and am proud of past me for thinking of it. I’d pin it but my pinned post is the best thing I’d ever poasted.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Rupar makes sense, and it’s enjoyable to see Ben and junlper reapping the onion in the top 20. Also hey, shoutout to @rincewind.run at 43! The Discworld culture matters here!

So, we had to separate the kittens last night because one of them had to be fasted from 10pm onwards and I just discovered that the other two spent the entire night sleeping outside of our bedroom door. Like full on I think they would have rather slept in the room with us even if there was no food?

Okay, so, two things here...

remembering this untouchable pair of comments

Jerry, the next time someone asks me what I’m doing I’m going to say, “resting between sets.”

Amongst the many, many other faults and follies of the party, perhaps the single most dangerous problem with the Democratic Party today is their incessant habit of reinforcing the idea that there is absolutely *no* principle that matters, no policy that is sacrosanct that they will stand behind.

This is a form of hate speech against the Pacific Northwest. At least give us that northern tip of CA. Just the tip, we deserve those redwoods.

This worlds all wrong so let’s go where we belong?

I am once again listening to that one Decembrists song that is Beach Boys bop shortly before midnigh. Pray for me, may I only need 5-12 repeats to get it ‘out’ of my head.

In my defense my defense they just asked for my plex, made fun of me for not using plex, then remembered they have all my streaming logins. They gonna be Garnet Girlie prolly, but there’ll a chwnxe they’ll understand the truth that Pearl had the truest life possible.

Trying to explain the RomAce elements of Stephen Universe to a friend right now while my wife says “don’t be that guy” tonight and everything is wonderful.

I’ll admit that a 9 minute turnaround on this was even faster than I expected.

Calling something “the best invention since intensive agriculture” seems like an *amazing*way to start a fight on the internet. Someone should try that.

NSFW a band Ida Maria (wait fuck, was I supposed to add something to the name of the band?)

smash two moves etc Paul Blart Robocop

Smash two movies together to make a new movie Faster, Pussycat, Kill Bill!

Cowardly Disney Caves To Brendan Carr’s Bogus Censorial Threats, Pulling Jimmy Kimmel There are multiple ways into this story, but almost all of the reporting on what’s happened claims that Disney pulled talk show host Jimmy Kimmel’s show “indefinitely” over comments that Kimmel made about Charlie…

hey man it's me, you around? got a bit of a problem no no the cloning machine works great actually but I gotta send a quick little thing to the bosses so I just need to know, is it "a pack of feral Gillian Andersons" or is it "Gillians Anderson"

@floregonian.com just had an “some of these will die anywhere but Willamette Valley Oregon” tomatoes piccata and I have extra ideas about how far a sauce concept can be magical

Sitting in Red Hook with a beer and a view of Lady Liberty. How fucking dare we still display her as a symbol of pride, welcome, and promise.

Fellas, is it woke to touch balls in the video game series about war being a cyclical poison and generation trauma being a disease that we pass down to the next generation?

The moon may not be haunted *yet* but where there’s a will there’s a way.

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

I think I just did my best job of pulling my noodles pre-dente so that then could actually *finish* in the sauce of all time tonight. Plus we had no mozzarella to ease things along and I got all my heavy cream into the sauce without breaking it, which feels good.

Slightly diminish a book My Father’s Dragoon

matt damon is so fucked

I have uploaded so many cats recently. My only fear is that people didn’t want to download my cats and were just being nice.

Good and Plenties. It’s a snack that only relatives ever want to swipe.

So, I'm asking folks in the area: if you know any doctors who live in Salem who recently took a Delta/KLM flight from PDX to Amsterdam and saved a vomit-covered dweeb from dying, please DM me so I can send him the biggest fruit basket the world ever did see.

Good morning to the person who made a crochet aquarium and no one else

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Trump had locked everyone out of the Oval Office because someone pointed out that rustoleom “brass” was used on some of the plastic stuff that glued to the wall instead of krylon ‘gold’.

treat yourself

Rewatching the very first @gamechangershow.bsky.social episode with my wife on a Friday night and how we’re crying about the romance in it as I do for the King’s Speech

@katie.bzky.team Creatine! A Juicy Steak! Sorry, it just made me go “KATIE!” in my head youtube.com/shorts/ZikG3...

Someone needs to keep an eye on Jeff Tiedrich. Mostly because his reaction would be the most glorious thing ever and it ought to be witnessed.

I’m pretty sure some ketchup got hucked at a wall the last time he was photographed sans tan, y’know?

If you are in the Highlands region, be on the lookout for these 2 fuzzy cats. They got out.

hi Person Running This Account, I hope you're doing alright. I'm sorry you're in this position and I wish you the best if and when the company that hired you rightfully burns ♡