Zohran calling Miguel Díaz-Canel a dictator for absolutely no reason other than he wants us to hate him

Psych 210 don’t play 😭🤣🤣

Music is my boyfriend, music is my girlfriend

These dumb fucks are only in favor of nationalizing industry when it can be some sort of epic meme and it makes me want to tear my hair out

Hank Hill would like a word with you

This is insane. I feel like once AI takes all the tech people’s jobs we should put the tech people into some sort of camp, for their own safety really.

Cigs, ,Made A Bad Purchase And Can Only Afford A Broken Bot

The way I’ve been mocking and ridiculing Bluesky staff for two years only for it now to finally be cool

As someone who enjoys hate-listening to music I’m having a blast!

judge cheugy

Not to do the oppression oly,pics but bodylessness is worse than facelessness, think about it, I couldn't show no body

why the fuck is everyone here talking about waffles, talk about something drugs and breats

I did this and all of a sudden there were dicks everywhere i was assulated by dicks, and the weirdest thing is thats the shit thats never on my feed, i mean i dont even think i knew what a penis (besides mine) looked like before today.

the thing I like to do on this app is go dwn a feed called "skeethose" thats just every post on this site, you find real weirdos by looking through everything

isnt this the subreddit ran by the pedophile?

Ok but it’s so funny to imagine him ranting about the PC police and woke to a bunch of saudis lol

Pls follow my alt, my sorta idea is to post things that you want to quote post

I made some very big financial mistakes because I was expecting there to be a rapture today and now I’m eating ice cream in my car to feel better about it

There exists 0 footage of eriKa KirK crying

The eri(K)a (K)ir(K) lore is so crazy, like what do you mean she was in trumps beauty contest before starting a ministry in Romania that contracted with the US military and was accused of stealing local children

Today is the literal rapture and I still haven’t given my self to Jesus, I’m such a procrastinator 🤦‍♂️

Happy rapture day

As a child who’s parents told them they ate all my Halloween candy, I can’t help but feel like this is Karma for Mr Jimmy K

Spent the last week mocking Charlie Kirk on Twitter. I even replied to every conservative I saw taunting and mocking them. You can’t do that on Bluesky because everyone agrees with you that being he’s in hell

I couldn’t find Pop-it’s after the Fourth of July for my son to throw on the ground, but the corner store by my work had bootleg ones and when we used them they straight up sounded like gunshots and left clouds of smoke

I’m attracted to all size naturals and artificial, sorry but it’s true

we are due for a visit from the liberal drilla

Uh, hello? The normie lib blow back can happen anytime now

Sometimes daddy wants to be kitten and kitten wants to be daddy

Thug Life videos on youtube make me "LOL" 😹😹

Neetspend, the first incel rapper

I’m still laughing about it

I like sucking on nipples as an adult way more than I did as a baby

Has anyone seen Trump alive? Me neither? Suspiciousness

I wonder if this whole incident will make Rudy stop drunk driving

lol

waking up is a sign that something might happen

i saw someone call a band “post emo” and i thought maybe that meant “no longer emo” but it actually appears to mean “even more emo than before”

Does Bluesky have “e-girls”

White rappers of yester year: -Mac miller -Asher Roth White rappers today -nettspend -Ian Yes we are finally so close to doing it. ‘It’ you ask? By it I mean ending the concept of a white rapper all together Every year it’s worse and worse till we say collectively NO MORE!

I rewatched it for the 5th time so I would understand the references better! Turns out they’re talking about pretending to a dead guy is still alive but maybe another rewatch will cement that in my head so I don’t forget!

Need to be bandied Willy nilly by pretentious boobs (or any boobs really)

Everyone talking about “trump” like I’m supposed to know what that is