Banning dril is my final straw, I’m giving up on a place that doesn’t respect actual posters

Trying to free Luigi with a pizza cutter seems a little… italiaphobic, no?

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we are so lucky to have nipples

unliking a post just to like it again :)

This is your reminder that Tim Pool’s dad drilled into him his whole life

I’m not necessarily saying it’s connected to anything today, but when Nick Shirley was a mormon missionary he met ET

If you need a JOI you are an idiot, I mean it’s pretty self explanatory

Candace Owens is a moronic bigot, but she’s right about time travel

when I grow up I want to react to videos for a living

I think everyone who’s not as left wing as me is stupid

Is it safe to assume that these are the greatest books of all time?

Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation

this could be the logo i use for my entire editing and streaming career and nothing would change. not something u could say ab out ikea, amazon etc

another dick i drew. no ones really got a penis like this and if you do you prob take it for granted

People on here act all offended if you say it’s weird to wanna fuck a cartoon

Are you bluesky users done scaring people away?

Not an insult, like I’d even consider marrying the throat goat ngl

Grok somehow actually works now

nobody: 2018: what if you made a joke in this format

I’m not thankful for anything this year and it’s because everything is messed tf up!

I could probably go down any slide in any playground in America without issue

I wore pajamas to the airport today and as a result all of the flights were delayed

Cartel de los Soles is less real than Iraq has WMDs

Does Pablo Torre ever fuck around? Seems like a good way to find out

I’m still working on thanksgiving leftovers from last year

I’ve never seen joe biden and joe budden in the same room before just sayin

my dick pretty like a girl

Perhaps = when something might be true Percaps = when something might be cap

This has gotten very little coverage in the US, but on Monday US military contractors or troops or some other paramilitary group placed signs on a beach in Mexico, claiming it as US territory. (The contested location is close to the SpaceX base outside Brownsville) www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...

Fetterman received a $750,000 advance for this with another $300-400,000 going to the actual writer.

Loving the new grok update that makes Elon win every comparison

“precious little pencil” 🤣 like ok, slop bot

The song YouTube plays when they give you a survey as an ad is so catchy, I think it is currently my fave song

banana… …for scale

What the heck did I do 26 days ago

Someone's gotta have some dirt on Trump

Bluesky hasn't blown up because there are no baddies here

retweets are not endorsements bookmarks are not nuts

They’re saying young Asmongold looked like Cameron Winter

(everyone said “sausage” and kept it going) Everyone: Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE! Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!

Maybe if they made likes private on here my followers would like my posts, seeing how they’re so embarrassed to engage with them at all :(

They used to pay you to make tweets

Venezuela’s President Nicolas Maduro sang John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ to supporters at a rally where he criticised naval drills by Trinidad and Tobago as well as the US military build up in the Caribbean.

I heard a lot of great things about noise cancelling headphones, but as soon as I put them on not a peep

Im not everyone’s bowl of tea

My college roommate got really stoned one time and swore there was a state called Kentucut.

It probably feels so good to be recycled

Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick from the back n sideways and nobody is talking about it, not even the nsfw accounts