i wrote a .bat file that would trigger this post once my phones bluetooth reached 15,000 ft. that's right folks, i have been raptured. i'm the only one. see ya never loosers.

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@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

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we have got to stop the globally-expanding scourge of Uwu Smol Bean Thought

NEW: Psychiatric hospitals — increasingly owned by for-profit corporations — are illegally turning away patients during crises. Yet only a handful face penalties, with fines that are trivial, a ProPublica investigation found. By @emcahan.bsky.social

Mueller She Wrote being up here is insanely embarrassing

Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah

I'm worse now

If i'm being honest the Kissinger stuff isn't the worst part of the interview. Sure, it makes Sunstein seem like a moral vacuum but the stuff where he considers Rothbard, Reagan and Alito part of the liberal tradition despite their very obvious and acted-upon racism makes him seem Actually Stupid.

look up why Erikkka Kirk isn’t allowed in Romania. in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.

The science is actually very clear, and this headline is extremely dangerous

Report this post for medical misinformation. This is going to kill children with high fevers.

They should have the Politico office set up like a zoo and people can go walk around and look at the reporters in their little habitats.

I'm going to take a nap. Hopefully I'll be less of a cunt when I wake up, but no promises.

people will say "this shows it's a bad slogan" and no what it shows is that a bipartisan ratfuck can kill a good idea

hoping that disney adults realize they hold all the power and develop class consciousness, which feels like a sentiment from another universe, but they might actually do it

the fact that both Disney and Microsoft are both on the @bdsmovement.bsky.social boycott list and also keep hiking thier prices makes it so much easier for people to not give them your money

Pope Leo is said to have accepted Cardinal Dolan's resignation and to have picked his successor as New York archbishop. Will Dolan serve in retirement as spiritual advisor to Turning Point USA? In any event, his adherence to the GOP is far stronger than his adherence to the Catholic Church.

lenin vindicated yet again

I of all people have warned not to apply too much of Mamdani's success to the rest of the country. But Schumer being heckled at the opera in regards to Mamdani does mean something. If those people are furious he's a know-nothing, he's really in for it elsewhere. gothamist.com/news/turan-d...

Miami Herald: Two-Thirds of Immigrants Held at “Alligator Alcatraz” in July Have Disappeared

We got the vet bill back from Jorge Grande's terrible weekend, and it is real bad guys. Please donate and share if you can

Odds on Schumer selling out house Dems again just skyrocketed

200 people were arrested protesting the corrupt government of Philippines, including 50 minors, and they need legal funds. I have it on good authority that this account is legit, and if you donate, it will directly help the protesters.

RIP BOZO

Unbothered. Moisturizerized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

I can't stop laughing.

let me offer a suggestion: you should try having a core of values that aren't knocked off course by a blue haired lefty having weird or even hostile opinions. you should want to have the basic mettle necessary to navigate such obstacles unscathed

“… When we take them into the [operation] theatre they’re alive, they’re bleeding to death". Australian Dr Saya Aziz, working at Gaza’s al-Shifa Hospital, says she has lost count of how many amputations she has performed aje.io/9v68pu

was heartbroken to learn the other day that in the theatrically released version of the minecraft movie where the vfx were actually finished they moved jack black higher up higher on jason mamoa's torso during that one bit in the flying scene so it looks less like a blowjob

"[The lawyers] said, 'Leonard, we got bad news for you.' And I said, 'Yeah? What kind of bad news?' And they said, 'Your girlfriend's testifying against you.' And I looked at him, and I said, 'My girlfriend? What do you mean? ... I don't have a girlfriend.'"

"one day, everyone will have always been against this"

Things today's White House autism announcement did not do: -Discuss strategies to increase supports and services for autistic people/families -Highlight why autistic people and families deserve respect, not pity or fear -Endorse one speck of autism research that is not dangerous pseudoscience

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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

everybody wanna act hard until it's time to do hard guy shit bsky.app/profile/cult...

Shaun King backing up Tucker Carlson that Jews killed Jesus. It is important to state this bluntly (I should actually write a piece about it): Antisemitism is close to getting mainstream. One thing preventing it on the right is Trump's support of Israel, but Carlson and others are pushing it.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

at this point the first question you should have for any doctor who treats you or your family is “do you follow the current administration’s medical advice” and if they say yes, you find a new fucking doctor.

To be clear what I ACTUALLY want is for them to make a new one of these guys

Pregnant people have almost no options for pain relief. Ibuprofen, and other NSAIDs are off-limits, so is aspirin. Tylenol is it, for all the headaches, backaches, and joint pain that come along with almost all pregnancies. This isn't about autism, this is about making pregnant people suffer.

it's serious as a heart attack but if I don't laugh I'll end up on the news

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

Don't suppose anybody in the room took it upon themselves to ask anybody in this admin why they'd rather have dead kids than autistic ones?

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.