Just a gentle reminder that Josh Shapiro signed Israeli bombs and wrote a whole racist paper arguing racistly that peace with Palestinians isn't possible because they aren't capable of it and only understand war. This is who he's always been.

no i don’t think so.

a lofty white!! a whisper of calm in a noisy world? the color of the year is WHITE. c’mon man. not right now, pantone.

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go birds!

i hate this human used emory board

If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER. My latest in @thenation.com

Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.

Shinzo Abe’s grandad literally did horrible war crimes and then the US let him out of prison and put him in charge of the country and then his party has run it since and it’s like no one talks about this? It’s like if the Nazis had just changed the name and just continued to quietly run Germany.

I mean we barely learn about the pacific theater of world war II and we don't really learn about Japanese Imperialism. We just learn that they bombed Pearl Harbor and they were aligned with Nazi Germany and that's why we had to fight them. because digging into it reveals American Imperialism

i never get tired of saying japan has the best PR of any country on earth bc i don't know how you can go from nanjing massacre and comfort women to being widely perceived in the west as the extra cute uwu cherry blossom anime country ✌️🌸

I’ve been off social media while recovering from a neurological injury. Good to be back among the semi–extremely online. I tried to make sense of the last few years in an essay. Despite the title, I assure you this contains no sexting, no pregnancy fetishes and absolutely zero bamboo discourse.

rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.

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Behold the greatest economy in the history of the world

it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value

🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on. You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com

Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed. Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.

i don’t have to pay attention to hillary clinton anymore. i don’t have to do that. when she speaks i can and do go do something else, maybe even something outside

DMV folks — are you or anyone you know a wheelchair tech and able to help out?

This feels like the central toxicity of these dude-gurus: They're feeding men an ideology that immediately casts it as "virtue signaling" whenever anyone states a moral value of any kind. An explicitly nihilistic worldview and a recipe for lifelong misery.

pete hagueseth

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Inshallah.

They should do MyChart Wrapped

Holsey’s last day at SOUTHCOM is a week from Friday. He should be called to testify the following Monday

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it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse

Meanwhile, the “American Jewish right” is making clear that they view progressive and even centrist Jews – basically anyone who isn’t in lock-step with Netanyahu – as their enemies. They think they are modern-day Maccabees. 🧵

Ms. Rachel is a kind & humane teacher whose offense is speaking up against killing children in Gaza. Cynthia Nixon has Jewish kids, and has never said or done one antisemitic thing. This is not just gross & offensive – it trivializes real antisemitism. 🧵

While we're on the subject Barclay's creation of an AI simulacrum of a coworker / his therapist for incel purposes was wildly mishandled by his superiors.

i do not support all women some of you bitches are very dumb and anti-vaccine!!!!!!!!!!!

NGBs have been scrambling to work with lawyers to come up with politics that avoid lawsuits. But very few have admitted this explicitly:

The thing about all the anti-trans sports panic: people argue this stuff while talking about elite level sports, but because there aren't actually a ton of superhuman trans women blowing away the competition, the people actually affected end up being those who play sports for fun/socialization

SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.

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They're called trans people and they're on this stuff I think they call midichlorians

The attacks on Somalis are another illustration of how anti-immigration politics and anti-Black politics are deeply intertwined (not unlike the earlier attacks on Haitians.)

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Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

it's stupid that people belive being disabled means you get to sit around doing your favorite hobbies all day when the reality is you're expected to do all the same shit everyone else is except now your body betrays you, you're always in pain, and the government says you can't have more than $2000.

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A reminder that in both 2020 & 2022, when he was facing a tough primary from Jessica Cisneros, Democratic leadership propped up this corrupt clown’s campaign. He won by a few points in 2020 and by just a few hundred votes in 2022. More own goal, clown behavior from Dem Congressional leadership.

these ARE made they should ALWAYS be made i WILL make them i WILL help you make them

metagame's looking healthier, tho "Transmogrify Femboy" is getting out of hand imo

A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.