Need a mood boost? Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl

having a week of extreme burnout and stress and emotional overwhelm and just found out that my vacation flight next week is probably cancelled because of an airline strike and look: good for the workers and i will figure out alternative options but i need about 20 minutes to cry right now

desperately need someone to explain chappell roan's dress to me from like an actual dressmaking perspective (i think the necklace is a collar and we're actually working with a lot of illusion mesh and/or possibly some sort of prosthetics or mega-pasties???)

doing laundry just so i can run the dryer for hours and hope it gets my apartment above 60 degrees

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Jeremy Miranda • Plow Coming Over the Hill •

snow day timeline cleanse

my hottest take is that if i subscribe to anything, even at a low tier, i should be free of getting daily notifications or emails asking me to subscribe at a higher tier. please leave me alone i am already paying you the maximum amount i am willing to give you

every day on this website

a year ago i started shooting film again on my 20 yr old canon rebel t2 and that slope has gotten reaaaal slippery again and now we're entering severely dangerous territory (the B&H website going "oooooh what if i get an R8 so i can shoot digitally again as well")

actually dissociating with sensory overwhelm at the mall about once a quarter is a load bearing pillar of my mental health, but thanks for your concern

discourse about Gen Z and their broccoli cuts has reminded me of this illustration I made in MS paint in the computer lab like 2001 to post on my livejournal (name of my high school in NJ crossed out)

Good morning Me heading into 2026

Springsteen ass headline

as if being visited by three horrible spirits of Christmas past, the past three nights I have had vivid nightmares about the three long-term relationship exes of my adult life, one each night, IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

i am losing my shit at this highly niche joke which is so perfectly tailored to me i cannot believe it exists. don't worry it's not THAT kind of AO3 link, i know you may be focussed on the usual content of that Web site but this is safe even for a teen-ager archiveofourown.org/works/733964...

RIP

boomer parents turn off the television for literally ten minutes challenge

it's so windy that curtains in my 126 year old apartment are blowing around inside with the windows closed and i'm literally yelling at drafts "COULD YOU NOT" as if the air is a naughty cat

been thinking a lot about the gunch lately

are we cool to wax poetic about caesar salads again, or is that still very 2018 cringe, because i gotta say: few things i love as much as a really really good caesar

for a few brief years i was relatively free of "unlikable female protagonist" Discourse and now Pluribus has me yellin at strangers online again about "why some people like interesting characters who behave in accordance with their own trauma and not with absolute purity and joy at all times" my GOD

this is quite honestly a work of art and i am going to be thinking about go/offboarding for the rest of my life

it rocks how you get through four decades on this earth and all of a sudden have 14 stupid little injuries from sleeping wrong, sitting wrong, typing wrong and leaning wrong

sorry to brag but I've read this book and it rules and as I believe I have said previously, if you were an Anne Rice Teen (or adult, whatever) and/or grew up in the PNW and/or love books about women making deliciously poor decisions, this IS the book for you

sarah has a new book and not to be all "i get to read my author friends books first" but ive read it and it's a good 'un

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

am i going to regret this 4pm coffee, y/y

i just need gen z to understand that peak millennial brooklyn was actually kind of quite a while before the 2012-2014 era they're all faux-nostalgic for right now

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

i shan't be sharing any end of year music stats because * horrible snob voice * i actually listen to vinyl most of the time at home? and anyhow all the streaming services just say "Elder Millennial Queer Woman With Clinical Depression Probably From New Jersey"

i keep getting emails with the subject line "it's giving tuesday" and hearing it as a derisive and sneering "it's giving.... tuesday"

on the plus side it's a great day to go mad with power unsubscribing from emails from companies i bought like a single lip balm from 7 years ago

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

eyebrows: lost and found

zohran's wife's girlies group chat is popping off so hard tonight i just know it

let's say you live in new york city where it rains about 110 days a year and do not have a raincoat and have been eyeballing a Fancy And Pretty Highly Rated And Reviewed Raincoat for years that usually costs $400 and now is on sale for $275, would this be a worthwhile investment

definitely middle aged because i'm excited to get to sleep with my new elbow brace and see if it stops me from waking up 5 times a night with pins and needles from cubital tunnel, which i have i assume due to Sitting Bisexually and being unable to keep myself upright without leaning on an elbow

this is a wild ride "Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT. thelocal.to/investigatin...

reporting my absolutely diabiolical Whistling Neighbor to the karma police

IYKYK

my lawyer said I made the best proof of relationship PowerPoint he’s ever seen for immigration so I would like a round of applause on top of having already gotten an A+ in being a client

When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home

no plans friday means it's gonna be a Big Cozy Dinner With Days Of Leftovers friday nite. do i wanna make 1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or 2) beef bourguignon

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

BlueSky is a club for 42-year-olds with a stomach ache and no serotonin. I thought we all knew this.

when it’s 12:30 and you’re like fuck I should stop reading this book and go to bed but then realize you get a free hour because daylight savings 🤡

shout out to my heat for being on. it's so cool when it does that

a previous tenant of my apartment was named [common male first name] Tinder and every time I accidentally get his old mail I laugh about how many people probably accidentally put his full government name into their phone contacts before a date