Edible purchased from a dispensary that looks like an Apple Store: this is nice. I can go to work tomorrow. Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Curling doesn't necessarily have to be just a winter sport.

Be careful where you aim the console, though - that tiny little switch has a lot of leverage behind it.

And - as I discovered accidentally while filming the prior - the thumbsticks have rapid eject functions. Don't squeeze the unit too hard while playing.

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

sorry let me try this again *ahem* playing doom *on* my cash register

Eugene has been chosen to host the 2027 USA Track & Field Outdoor Championships and Para National Championships. The meet will serve as the Team USA qualifier for the 2027 World Athletics Championships in Beijing. www.klcc.org/news-briefs/...

This is an accurate endorsement of Bluesky. The core user base are the kids who would whisper "wanna see a weird bug?" And then proceed to show you the weirdest bug/thing/idea you have ever seen. Welcome, #NewSkies

Ethan Stern, 37, was appointed to the position at the start of the year, after a lifetime of keeping up an ongoing bit because there are apparently no lengths he won’t go to for a punchline.

you missed the best one

Quite simply I want to vote for someone who gets spiritual nourishment from being hated by billionaire sociopaths instead of yearning for their approval

Artists, quote with something silly!

Of all the machines that could be concealed in my doorbell, camera is probably last on the list. Bomb, gun, knife, Morningstar, laser beam, poison cloud, flesh eating virus, giant stone ball that crushes you. Then maaaaaaybe camera a distant ninth

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video game horse expert

FINALLY FOUND A SATANIST I HATE

Good news: there's no durable majority for fascism Bad news: we are locked in a life or death struggle against fascism and our victory depends on people with less understanding of how the world functions than my 14-month old

Wisdom.

You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried

I definitely need the new Toyota Hilux Champ with its hydraulic dump bed which is definitely used for dumping soil and gravel and other things and definitely not other Hilux things that might also benefit from a hydraulic-actuated platform. Just things like Mulch, Loam, Rocks, Sand, you know… MLRS

im so fucked up

putting mobile processors in desktops and servers is a plot by big.LITTLE to sell a small processor the size of a large processor

Because most of the biggest thefts and disasters thus far have been human error which must be eliminated in favour of AI, which is capable of much funnier error

bath bomb but it's a bouillon cube with freeze dried vegetable mix

I wrote a tribute for BYTE Magazine's amazing cover artist, Robert Tinney, who died Feb 1st Tinney painted 80 vivid and surreal covers illustrating various concepts in early personal computing from 1978-1990, usually airbrushed with gouache. May he RIP ❤️ arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...

"Young metoo bitch" really gets to the gist of the last ~10 years huh

This is obviously incorrect as a description of fact but it is a forthright expression of MAGA goals and aspirations: they believe it should be illegal to not like, agree or associate with them bsky.app/profile/bern...

RIP Robert Tinney (November 22, 1947 – February 1, 2026), the artist famous for his playful covers for Byte magazine, a hobbist magazine that ushered in the microcomputing age from the mid-70s through the 90s. I'm honored to have included his work in my own art collection.

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

animorph obama be like uhhhh let me be steer

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

JFC I thought injection attack through malformed JPEG was stupid, but

The pundits say rotisserie chicken is a luxury now. I casually think about when I find a job, if all the meaning I’ve been finding in using my laid off times to volunteer more and work on my art will evaporate entirely into forced shareholder servitude that drains me for a paycheck and nothing else

time to force myself out of bed after reading about Israel vaporizing thousands of kids, seeing another car ICE smashed into that had a person in it, and watching Bondi spew shit with impunity because I’ve been laid off for a year and need to apply to more job ads despite knowing they’re likely fake

Someone on Threads coined ai;dr and YES YES YES!! Brilliant.

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND ZOOM IN ON THIS

They are dismissed as hysterical or non-expert or irrationally cautious. Then you wake up one day and Peter Theil and Elon Musk own your water and your attention and your political process. Then the men emerge to tell us what women told us a decade before.

I fear that men are about to do what men do. They are about to characterize any sober thinking about power as non-technical and therefore unserious. We have seen this pattern over and over again in tech criticism. Women and people of color repeatedly lead on understanding tech changes.

Last year's shutdown of @glitch.com was a huge blow to my pedagogy. Glitch was ideal for creative coding classes and workshops. I looked around for alternatives. But there was nothing that was open, decentralized, and not at the mercy of VCs or Big Tech. So I built my own. Here's Glitchlet.

Hell yeah

...wh-what what the fuck do you mean what the fuck do you mean there's a Sandoval/Department of Energy report on a device called THE TEENY TINY TACNUKE www.osti.gov/opennet/serv...

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