Everything I know about court is from movies, but I’m still pretty sure you can’t just hide stuff from the judge.

Can I get a FUCK ICE in the chat?

Chud The Builder

psychosexual breakdown! at the tucker carlson merch store

boycotting skibidi toilet over this

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

Yeah, I care about Data Centers. Like when Data is the Center of an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation

My bacon!😍

Gosh, did you see that?? 😮😸 Furball cleared a 1.9m tall grill door.. just like that. #cat #feats

Embarrassed to say the discover feed is kind of hittin’ today

ASU 1 - 0 UA

i just saw an ad for the new star wars movie. while there's no luke skywalker or dark vader to be seen, there's a whole new cast of characters who are sure to become fan favorites. a little alien and his robot friend zipping around the galaxy? as bart simpson would say: "shut up and take my money!"

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Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

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People in the comments: If this happened to me I would commit seppuku immediately for having dishonored myself before my corporate benefactors.

Get her ass Nordyke!

There is an Italian restaurant near me that serves Chicago Deep Dish pizza. Hoping the Italians of pizzasky catch wind of this and go apeshit.

if you believe in yourself hard enough you can't die no matter what you do

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba

New Star Fox looks sick as hell

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

Star Wars hit me at a weird time in the early 90s. It was way more than the movies, it was playing with the toys, and figuring out the backstories of the characters so I could role play, and pretending my tv remote was a star destroyer flying past my face... 🧵

A common misunderstanding, but the line from Star Wars is actually: “May the FORCE be with you”. So this holiday is actually kinda stupid if you think about it. #maythe4th #maythefourth

I love this website cause I can enjoy people dunking on Will Stancil all day and don’t ever have to see one of posts or learn who he is.

Idk man I feel like even if AI scraped from 100% ethical sources, had zero impact on the environment, and produced gorgeous work, I’d still think you were a bitch for using it

richard dawkins has always had AI psychosis, it just took till now for the tech to catch up

Never been a better time to not live in Maine.

marie gluesenkamp perez rn:

I will piss on his grave some day

Thank you. As a bereaved parent myself, nothing is more painful than someone disparaging your child’s memory or implying that they don’t exist. Every parent of loss has experienced it, but what the Sandy Hook families have gone through is on another level. There is no hell hot enough for Alex Jones.

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

ask not for whom the dell is being gotten, it's got for dude

Thank you for proving my point

bidet that shoots warm movie theater popcorn butter

Letting my boss know I’m “vibe working” today.

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Everyone should be furious about this.

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Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

It’s that time of night again, where I consider if I have time to watch The Bone Temple.

Hell yeah

women who hate men generally just hate what men have done to them whereas men who hate women mostly just hate what women won’t do for them the difference is crucial

We all have days like this

Ez ggs #gamedev #indiedev #scripting #programming

90% chance this is about me.

Let me at that hotdog one