Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has “chef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.

The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close! New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both (IG: beaugoesoutside)

"50 year mortgage" but for seeing the doctor

Well, the point of school sure as fuck isn’t “to do homework”, idiot.

it's molting season for RFK Jr

Saw Les Wexner referenced as "the richest man in Ohio" and while I guess that's true on its face, it sounds too much like a Mountain Goats song to take entirely seriously

Hell yeah!

lol, lmao

As it turns out, this isn’t the new Miracle On Ice, it’s the new evil hockey team from the fascist regime that we root against in the movie.

This is the first I’m seeing of Mr. Trashwheel, consider me smitten.

he's grunting what we're all thinking!

Unforgivable

Having All Your Laundry Done voted one of the best feelings of all time for the 100th year in a row. unfortunately Actually Doing Laundry voted one of the worst, yet again

Unfortunately, ACAB now includes Dr. Abbot

Someday I’m gonna turn on the Olympics and it’s not gonna be curling and I’m gonna riot.

Next up: Book Bin in Salem, Oregon, on February 27. See you there!

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

The spirit of Regan is alive in these walls, which is NOT an endorsement or pander to republicans… it’s just an unsolicited ghost fact.

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Voting is the only political leverage you have, which is why you need to promise to give your vote to the first person who says he wants it with no questions asked

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

i would rather disable all audio devices in my life and never make or listen to music ever again than unmute this eleven second video

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Taika Waititi looking haggard these days

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...

Are these the grossest superbowl ads we’ve had?

A latent benefit of going to a movie is you can leave a half a bucket of popcorn on your passenger seat and it’s a surprise snack every time you get in your car for the next 3 days.

Downhill skiing is like watching election results: 3 seconds in to the race they’re like “she’s off the pace at the first gate, oh well better luck in 4 years”

By guilting conservatives into watching a washed up Kid Rock, TPUSA has robbed them of the only thing they would have truly enjoyed about the Super Bowl—posting angrily about Bad Bunny’s performance.

I don’t have the time or money to go to med school, but I think I’d be a really good doctor, so it’s actually immoral for you to not let me take out your appendix with this robot.

I can’t link to the article about Pizza Hut, but it said sales in the last quarter were down 3% while something like Taco Bell went up 7%, and that points to the ultimate problem: Taco Bell is good for what it is, and Pizza Hut is bad for what it is

Just for you: TOILET SEATS

On the off chance that some democratic staffer stumbles on this: I have voted D all my life all the way down the ballot. I will never again vote for this weak bullshit. Only show me candidates firmly committed to abolishing, impeaching, prosecuting, and making sure this never happens again.

first they came for the billionaires and then they stopped coming, problem solved

Punxsutawney Phil…. Is also in the Epstein files 😔 🦫

The orcas have discovered fire.

I’ll never forgive Carson Daily for normalizing the persona and music of Kid Rock.

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

Imaging finding yourself in Bill Maher’s similar accounts feed. Absolutely savage burn.