Skelly Monstera. Knuckle Dragger.
@skellymonstera.bsky.social
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Deuteragonist. My opinions are my own. He/Him - Bisexual/Gray-Ace Maxwell to most, Skelly to some.
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When I leave this job, I hope I'll be remembered as someone that defended the labor rights of the employees I managed, but ill probably just be remembered as the guy that didn't refill the coffee machine a fifth time.
12 months ago
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Chris DeLeon
1 day ago
important message to all bluesky users
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Called into work today due to sciatic pain and bad stomach issues and the second Sav left the room to go to work, my dog barfed on the floor. The witch I pissed off must be having a great time.
about 4 hours ago
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Man.
about 16 hours ago
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Siobhan Thompson
1 day ago
As another video of a brutal murder circulates freely on here, I remind you to turn off autoplay in your settings ๐
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Bill Corbett
1 day ago
A warning that this is a disturbing video. Proceed with caution. But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them! We need justice.
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It sucks that the comedians that I enjoyed for years turned out to be sucky people all along (Dave Chapelle, Louis CK, Tom Segura), but I can forgive myself for not knowing. On the other hand, there is no excuse I can give for ever finding Jeff Dunham funny.
1 day ago
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(Watching Chainsaw Man) Sav: "That's Makima. A lot of guys are horny for her." Makima: "I own you now." Me: "Makes sense."
4 days ago
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Watching Chainsaw Man for the first time.
5 days ago
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weeder
5 days ago
We had a good run
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Listening to the Trump press conference this morning, and I gotta say... He sounds like shit. Moreso than usual. It'll happen soon?
5 days ago
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2026 will be transformative.
7 days ago
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Neugin
8 days ago
A message for you all to carry through the year
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sisi jiang / ๅงๆ็ช
10 days ago
went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist
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Time to go get a big bowl of pho to celebrate being back in Seattle.
11 days ago
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Viktor Winetrout
25 days ago
โYou seem really chillโ Iโm dead inside
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nixCraft
30 days ago
"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
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Slowly making friends with a guy in my neighborhood that was active in the 70s/80s LA punk scene. Turns out he wrote a song that The Vandals covered, that's been in my music rotation for years??? Wtf
26 days ago
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Uncle Duke
27 days ago
โซ 12 drummers drumming โซ 11 pipers piping โซ 10 lords a-leaping โซ 9 ladies dancing โซ 8 maids a-milking โซ 7 swans a-swimming โซ 6 geese a-laying โซ
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Professional FailDaughter
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drewtoothpaste
29 days ago
Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here! 2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed ๐ญ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ for ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ธ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ ๐น๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ฒ! Your top plumbing day was ๐๐๐น๐ ๐ฑ, ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฑ when you spent $214.25. Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent ๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ถ๐น๐น๐ฎ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ ๐ต๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ with you this year!
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Rhythm Doctor
about 1 month ago
Rhythm Doctor 1.0 is out NOW on Steam! ๐ต Act 6 and the finale of Story Mode has been added ๐ต 5-3N added to Physiotherapy Ward ๐ต The game is now available in French! ๐ต English Audio Descriptions now available for Story Mode! Have fun!
store.steampowered.com/app/774181/R...
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It is legitimately upsetting how many people are having loud speakerphone conversations in this coffee shop. Whyyyyyy did I leave my headphones at home.
about 1 month ago
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Deleted Spotify this week. Fuck capitalist greed.
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about 1 month ago
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Working at a mailing joint during the christmas season be like "alright, i'll do all your stupid bullshit for you"
about 1 month ago
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presentdad๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
about 2 months ago
[makes a joke in Teams at work] *hr starts typing* haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes *hr continues typing* ohhh this is gonna be a good one! *hr continues typing* uh oh
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STUFF IT IN THE CORNUCOPIA
about 1 month ago
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Why is my Facebook feed filled with shitty AI videos of fat people mistreating fast food workers and stealing things off of porches? I can't be the only one experiencing this.
about 1 month ago
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Why do I get ice cream headaches from cold glasses of lemonade. What am I doing wrong. Why was I built like this. Help.
about 1 month ago
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Thinking about that old coworker of mine who repeatedly complained about a resident that carried around her cat in a swaddle, calling her criminally insane. Same coworker went through a messy divorce due to her alcoholism. I hope her life sucks rn.
about 1 month ago
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Idk what it is about working in mailing centers but the weirdest stories come out of these jobs. Today, a chinese woman who could not speak english asked for help sending a letter to president trump, but did not have an address to send to.
about 2 months ago
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Turns out kimchi is an S-tier quesadilla ingredient. Highly recommend.
about 2 months ago
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NEED MORE KIMCHI
about 2 months ago
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Kenny Logins
about 2 months ago
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Professional FailDaughter
about 2 months ago
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Kate Ludlow
about 2 months ago
"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." -Kurt Vonnegut Happy Birthday Vonnegut, to us all.
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Petey Piranha
about 2 months ago
I call her Jupiter the way those thangs get me stupider
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Me, pushing myself to exercise regularly again.
about 2 months ago
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Wife's Husband
about 2 months ago
wisdom is realizing that it's called the Four Doorus because it has four doors.
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Ygrene
over 1 year ago
me: hello, i have a structured settlement- jg wentworth: go on me: but I donโt need cash now jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
2 months ago
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
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Salty MacTavish
2 months ago
Of course I donโt post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
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matte jones
2 months ago
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
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dan mentos
2 months ago
[hot ones] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
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Petey Piranha
2 months ago
Journalism job app Ice cream man job app ๐ค A proven track record of scoops
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it's gita time
2 months ago
the idea of doing a jigsaw puzzle fills me with a cold fear but this
@nicolecarpenter.bsky.social
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aftermath.site/solve-these-...
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Solve These Strange Jigsaws - Aftermath
There are so many moments in Strange Jigsaws that I want to talk about, but unfortunately talking about them will sully the experience.
https://aftermath.site/solve-these-strange-jigsaws-steam-puzzle-games
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Coach Finstock
2 months ago
Holy ass he said it out loud. They can't make us feed hungry people. This is insane. Like insane right? This is our tax money earmarked for SNAP and he's like no it's mine now, check out the ballroom.
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Rebecca Solnit
2 months ago
A year ago today, we had a really terrible election night, and because I know how people fall into despair I sat down at 11pm and wondered what I could tell you. I told you:
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Professional FailDaughter
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