important message to all bluesky users

Called into work today due to sciatic pain and bad stomach issues and the second Sav left the room to go to work, my dog barfed on the floor. The witch I pissed off must be having a great time.

Man.

As another video of a brutal murder circulates freely on here, I remind you to turn off autoplay in your settings 🙏

A warning that this is a disturbing video. Proceed with caution. But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them! We need justice.

It sucks that the comedians that I enjoyed for years turned out to be sucky people all along (Dave Chapelle, Louis CK, Tom Segura), but I can forgive myself for not knowing. On the other hand, there is no excuse I can give for ever finding Jeff Dunham funny.

(Watching Chainsaw Man) Sav: "That's Makima. A lot of guys are horny for her." Makima: "I own you now." Me: "Makes sense."

Watching Chainsaw Man for the first time.

We had a good run

Listening to the Trump press conference this morning, and I gotta say... He sounds like shit. Moreso than usual. It'll happen soon?

2026 will be transformative.

A message for you all to carry through the year

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

Time to go get a big bowl of pho to celebrate being back in Seattle.

“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside

"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.

Slowly making friends with a guy in my neighborhood that was active in the 70s/80s LA punk scene. Turns out he wrote a song that The Vandals covered, that's been in my music rotation for years??? Wtf

♫ 12 drummers drumming ♫ 11 pipers piping ♫ 10 lords a-leaping ♫ 9 ladies dancing ♫ 8 maids a-milking ♫ 7 swans a-swimming ♫ 6 geese a-laying ♫

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Rhythm Doctor 1.0 is out NOW on Steam! 🎵 Act 6 and the finale of Story Mode has been added 🎵 5-3N added to Physiotherapy Ward 🎵 The game is now available in French! 🎵 English Audio Descriptions now available for Story Mode! Have fun! store.steampowered.com/app/774181/R...

It is legitimately upsetting how many people are having loud speakerphone conversations in this coffee shop. Whyyyyyy did I leave my headphones at home.

Deleted Spotify this week. Fuck capitalist greed.

Working at a mailing joint during the christmas season be like "alright, i'll do all your stupid bullshit for you"

[makes a joke in Teams at work] *hr starts typing* haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes *hr continues typing* ohhh this is gonna be a good one! *hr continues typing* uh oh

STUFF IT IN THE CORNUCOPIA

Why is my Facebook feed filled with shitty AI videos of fat people mistreating fast food workers and stealing things off of porches? I can't be the only one experiencing this.

Why do I get ice cream headaches from cold glasses of lemonade. What am I doing wrong. Why was I built like this. Help.

Thinking about that old coworker of mine who repeatedly complained about a resident that carried around her cat in a swaddle, calling her criminally insane. Same coworker went through a messy divorce due to her alcoholism. I hope her life sucks rn.

Idk what it is about working in mailing centers but the weirdest stories come out of these jobs. Today, a chinese woman who could not speak english asked for help sending a letter to president trump, but did not have an address to send to.

Turns out kimchi is an S-tier quesadilla ingredient. Highly recommend.

NEED MORE KIMCHI

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." -Kurt Vonnegut Happy Birthday Vonnegut, to us all.

I call her Jupiter the way those thangs get me stupider

Me, pushing myself to exercise regularly again.

wisdom is realizing that it's called the Four Doorus because it has four doors.

me: hello, i have a structured settlement- jg wentworth: go on me: but I don’t need cash now jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

[hot ones] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

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the idea of doing a jigsaw puzzle fills me with a cold fear but this @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social blog talked me into this game aftermath.site/solve-these-...

Holy ass he said it out loud. They can't make us feed hungry people. This is insane. Like insane right? This is our tax money earmarked for SNAP and he's like no it's mine now, check out the ballroom.

A year ago today, we had a really terrible election night, and because I know how people fall into despair I sat down at 11pm and wondered what I could tell you. I told you: