Starting an illegal war? Shingles doesn’t care.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Rumor is that Bovino might retire and move back home to the shire.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

The Dealey Plaza Improvement Society sending their visitor survey to Jackie Kennedy might have been a little tone-deaf.

How long before Greenland gets renamed to “Trump’s Greenland” or even “Trumpland”?

lol owned

Congrats to President Trump for winning the FIFA Cognitive Test Trophy.

Hi, I’m alligator.

GASPAR: What do we have here? A wooden cutting board in the shape of Judea… MARY: That’s from Joseph. He’s a carpenter. GASPAR: It’s lovely and all… but I’ll be switching it for, oh, I don’t know, THE GOLD. BALTHAZAR: God dammit. I already have a cutting board.

Mandela effect people complain that Cuba (and Ireland) are in the wrong place.

Best reason to go off the record.

This would technically be an upside down sandwich!

The reviews for certain Amazon products should be eligible for some sort of literary prize. The reviews for certain products on Amazon should be eligible for some kind of literary prize. amzn.to/48gC9o0

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Which character is considered the "Golden Girl" of Camelot? A) Guinevere B) Arthur

the screaming spare ribs joke skeleton video is one of the most important pieces of art on the internet

OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.

ok who did this? ☹️

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Oh, what, too good and smug in your post that you don’t want to be corrected and taken down a peg?!? Well, you lose!

Luigi Mangione Escorts NYC Mayor Eric Adams to Prison hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

Nice, golden oldie from Tracey Moody.

Music added. Hosted on YouTube as BSky video uploads always fail for me. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns

It may not be easy being impotent…but it sure as hell isn’t hard.

"Yeah, I relate to this post." - all the people who don't get likes and reposts, liking and reposting this one.

Rapture tip number seven

Dutch late night TV has its take

OK, @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social, this is perfect…

I’m starting to think the boat in the Caribbean was carrying the Epstein files.

I was out roaming the roads like a ronin, saving random women from violence, when a septic truck ran over me 31 times. This will be my only statement on the matter.

Grammar is very important.

Brilliant!!!

If they were being asked to chip in for a leather jacket, that would be a Fonzie scheme.

I can think of 2 times when leading U.S. officials fled Washington in a panic: August 1814: British forces briefly capture the capital and set fire to government buildings. July 2025: Republicans fear they'll have to vote on the Epstein files, so they adjourn early and run for the hills.

"It’s statements like these from Mr. Colbert that have rankled many rightwing fundamentalists over the years because they can’t simply claim he’s being inaccurate or even particularly judgy."

The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed. The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed. Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting in unventilated rooms.

It's Harrison Ford's birthday today, thus we are contractually obligated to point you to this ridiculous classic from our archives.

The devastation wrought by a supervolcano millions of years ago preserved an entire herd of rhinos, as well as camels, horses, & an entire ecosystem. Paleontologists continue to excavate & discover more to this day. @unsmmorrillhall.bsky.social arstechnica.com/science/2024...