I'm going to do the break character thing which I don't do too often. Way back in 1994 I think Stephen Colbert was one of my instructors at the Second City Training Center in Chicago. I had him for 8 weeks of classes with a dozen other aspiring improvisers and he was a genuinely funny and nice guy

They’re finally coming for him

Druski just be doin shit dawg lmfaooooo

If Hollywood Star Susan Haywood can poop, so can you!

BREAKING: After seeing how Donald "Art of the Deal" Trump completely rolled over and capitulated to all of Iran's demands, Greenland is seeing the upside of being invaded.

Now that Artemis II has launched, we have 9 days to get every person on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can pull off something absolutely hilarious when the astronauts return.

Happy Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Day to all observers.

Everyone stfu the Sixth Circuit issued *gigantic* AI sanctions storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

"Outstanding Achievement in Stressful Sex Scenes to Watch with Your Parents." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mor...

Hank gasped as a pitchfork was pressed against his legs. He was forced into the barn. As his eyes adjusted to the #darkness, he saw dozens of feathery shapes staring up at him. “We’re in charge now, old man,” a voice clucked. It was every farmer’s biggest fear: a chicken coup. #vss365

This one looks like something Wile E. Coyote set up to catch the Roadrunner.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Starting an illegal war? Shingles doesn’t care.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Rumor is that Bovino might retire and move back home to the shire.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

The Dealey Plaza Improvement Society sending their visitor survey to Jackie Kennedy might have been a little tone-deaf.

How long before Greenland gets renamed to “Trump’s Greenland” or even “Trumpland”?

lol owned

Congrats to President Trump for winning the FIFA Cognitive Test Trophy.

Hi, I’m alligator.

GASPAR: What do we have here? A wooden cutting board in the shape of Judea… MARY: That’s from Joseph. He’s a carpenter. GASPAR: It’s lovely and all… but I’ll be switching it for, oh, I don’t know, THE GOLD. BALTHAZAR: God dammit. I already have a cutting board.

Mandela effect people complain that Cuba (and Ireland) are in the wrong place.

Best reason to go off the record.

This would technically be an upside down sandwich!

The reviews for certain Amazon products should be eligible for some sort of literary prize. The reviews for certain products on Amazon should be eligible for some kind of literary prize. amzn.to/48gC9o0

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Which character is considered the "Golden Girl" of Camelot? A) Guinevere B) Arthur

the screaming spare ribs joke skeleton video is one of the most important pieces of art on the internet

OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.

ok who did this? ☹️

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Oh, what, too good and smug in your post that you don’t want to be corrected and taken down a peg?!? Well, you lose!

Luigi Mangione Escorts NYC Mayor Eric Adams to Prison hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

Nice, golden oldie from Tracey Moody.

Music added. Hosted on YouTube as BSky video uploads always fail for me. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns

It may not be easy being impotent…but it sure as hell isn’t hard.

"Yeah, I relate to this post." - all the people who don't get likes and reposts, liking and reposting this one.

Rapture tip number seven

Dutch late night TV has its take

OK, @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social, this is perfect…