My spouse is one of the 7,000 who would be directly affected. It would be devastating for us.

*Hannibal Lecter liked this*

Using "hit" to describe something Chris Brown is doing is a little on the nose, isn't it?

@realfollowers.bsky.social you're pissing some people off, but I still want to know the number.

What is the best (preferably free) non-stock weather app for iOS?

I may use Jefferson Lines and then Duluth Transit this week or next to pick up our car that's been in Duluth since it broke down on March 29th, and I'm kind of looking forward to it? #MSPfeed

Every time I see this clown's stupid face and hear the stupid things that come out of it I sit back, boggled at how he ever passed Econ 101.

What exactly to the billionaire Pohlads need saving from? Godammit, Sen. Rest, fund the fucking safety net and stop giving hand-outs to the ultrawealthy!

It's going to be a few weeks before the MSP feed is fixed, so in the meantime we should probably settle on a hashtag so we can check the hashtag? That way if it ever goes down during something like the occupation, we already have a strategy, yeah? What do folks like? #msp #MSPfeed ?

Says Skeletor, who has spent most of his adult life in government.

If this isn't the most apt descriptor of the current state of the newspaper, I don't know what is.

Just paid our State taxes. "Be an adult!" they said."It'll be fun!" they said. 😂

My birthday was yesterday, but we're having birthday dinner here at home with my spouse's family tonight. Look at the cake she made me.

😲

I thought this was @theonion.com

Is this something the Boy Mayor could veto? I'm certain he would given the opportunity.

As a patient I can guarantee that I am NOT looking for a chatbot. In fact, I categorically refuse to use them and will repeatedly hammer out a "I want to speak to a human." response when faced with one.

STILL down. The vibecoders must be either asleep or stumped to come up with the right prompts to fix it.

1:35am amd the feed server is down, again. What am I supposed to do now? Sleep?!

Time for dessert.

NCIS: Vatican City

This looks like a heckin' lot of fun.

“Orbán Suffers Crushing Defeat and Why This Spells Trouble For Freedom In Eastern Europe” - NY Times, probably.

It's my birthday today. Please clap.

Mac users: Thoughts on M1 or M2 MacBook Air? Still viable devices in 2026?

Seize them all, melt them down, make a monument to all the victims of Metro Surge and install it in Powderhorn Park.

Hope she gave Curl-Salemme the stink-eye.

It really is that easy.

Last night I had dinner with someone who attended Easter Mass at the VA Hospital. It was their first Easter Mass anywhere in three years, and they were disgusted as the Priest railed against, and this a direct quote, "flaming liberals" from the pulpit.

My birthday is Sunday. I was gifted a $2k car repair bill, the only car my household has, what I use to take my disabled MIL to med appointments. I'll have to put it on a credit card. I'm mortified to ask, but if anyone has a couple of bucks to help offset... $originalmattb or Venmo @originalmattb

Minneapolis TC metro - my 2016 Jeep Grand Cherokee was stolen - Burgundy MN state park plates 1RE 651 - eyes out please

I'm tired of all the winning.

It's only 7:49AM and I'm hopeful that this will be the dumbest thing I read all day.

Big day for Minnesota dads (non-gendered) learning that Paul Douglas now has a 24/7 stream dedicated wholly to Minnesota weather weatherloon.com

Cars will always be the superior mode of transporation.

You don't need to watch the snuff film. You definitely don't need to fucking repost links to it.

The President posts an uncensored video of a woman getting beaten to death with a hammer, and some assholes on this very app are asking "Yeah, but what's the context?". What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Buy a third level seat, and take a stroll...

Well, they do say Virginia is for lovers...

"Surely Minnesotans won't fight back," racists in 1863 and 2026

The Venn Diagram of self-important assholes and people who insist on bringing their dog everywhere they go is a circle.

I'm probably not the first to say this, but the only thing a stupid Michelin star is going to do is make those restaurants more expensive and even harder to get in to.

By Iran.

It's officially spring; the lawn company is out mowing.

Lasted less than 24 hours.

"KENDA Local Eats Guide" All of the reviews will be in unnecessarily large text.

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

How to Translate Minnesotan When a friend texts “how are you” & you answer & ask “how are you” & the response is “kinda okay” that actually means “send help immediately.”

'Cause that's when the sidewalks get rolled up.