I sat in my living room stark naked for nothing! NOTHING!

TENS OF TENS!

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

When I die I hope this Prayer for The Dead seen in ancient Egypt exhib at the Field Museum in Chicago is recited: "An offering which the King gives of a thousand of bread, a thousand of beer, a thousand of fowl, beef, linen and of every good and pure thing upon which a vindicated soul may live."

I took 1,000mg of acetaminophen this morning and died six times.

Instead of a simple, stupid joke about everyone being able to dislike Kimmel again, I will remind those same dorks that it wasn't about Kimmel, it was about the suppression of speech, irrespective of the person making it.

Each of these "no one likes Kimmel anyway" posts is just as stupid and lazy as the last.

One positive takeaway from tomorrow's Rapture? Finally, some peace and quiet.

A comms staffer with access to the BSky account was watching the game.

Packers lose to Browns. Sunday got a whole lot sweeter.

I haven't been a Sunday regular at the Church of Sportsball since 2020. Are the Bengals just that bad, or is this a fluke?

Finally some peace and quiet.

Many of these people will return to Big Lake this evening and continue to trash the "burnt out hellscape" that is Minneapolis.

It's pretty hard for me to have schadenfreude for a guy who'll never have to lift a finger for the rest of his life while I'm out here for at least the next 25ish years doing whatever the fuck it is I do.

And now "Southern Man". This is just a phenomenal statement set. #farmaid #farmaid40 #neilyoung

Holy shit. Yes Neil! #farmaid

They need to fix the mix on Mellencamp's mic. It's very hard to hear him on the YouTube live stream. #farmaid #farmaid40

Photo of the suspects caught in the act. www.kare11.com/article/news...

Busses were fast today, so we got to the Field Museum 30 minutes before opening.

Pretty swell view from our cafe on the beach dinner a couple of blocks from our hotel.

When in Chicago...

Married 25 years ago today. Feels good, man.

Walked 7 miles in Chicago today. Send feet!

A decent start to a few days in Chicago for me and MrsOriginal's 25th anniversary. Touristy? Yes, but locals outnumbered the tourists. This is the place that inspired the classic "Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger!" SNL skit.

Now that we know the shooter is at least MAGA-adjacent (I could have a heart attack and die of not surprised) will we be getting revised statements from gutless centrist Dems who both-sided their "tone down the rhetoric" lamentations? I won't hold my breath.

I guarantee that every single smug face in this photo refers to people not in their income bracket as "the poors" and have themselves a damn good chuckle about it.

"There's no such thing as the perfect Skeet." 😲

Logging off to await what fresh hell tomorrow brings.

Where were the magazine covers when the Hortmans were assassinated? Or when the school shooting of the day occurs? Or when... But sure, don't hesitate to fellate yourselves over Charlie fuckin' Kirk.

"Enough with the political violence!" they scream while sweeping 250+ years of history under the rug.

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of someone who would’ve celebrated yours.

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

Half-mast for someone who openly advocated for violence to, and the wholesale elimination of entire groups of people. What a fucking joke.

Who is in control of the system? 🤔

Agreed. However, do I celebrate it? No. Am I sad that someone who openly advocates for the wholesale elimination of entire groups of people is possibly dead? Also no.

I do not wish for the death of anyone, but there are some deaths I will not mourn.

I won't lie. I ate my share of struggle meals growing up and into early adulthood. Hamburger Helper is one of the few that I will still have every so often and enjoy every damned minute of it.

Not cool. NOT cool AT ALL.

"Big Tent". Just not for you. Or you.

How 'bout this? GFY with that transphobic bullshit.

I’m publicly calling on the @dfl.org to issue a public statement condemning what just happened at the DFL Feminist Caucus meeting. I’m sorry you were forced to experience this horrendous behavior @dexanderson.com.

Good morning. It’s his letter. It’s his signature. He’s a pedophile. Have a nice day.

Cyndy Martin hit a teenager with her car, left them for dead (they did end up passing), never reported it, and was re-elected DFL Feminist Caucus chair. There is a rot in the Party.

Don't request! Minnesota is a one-party-consent State, and that one-party can be the person doing the recording.

Unconscionable. No one should ever experience this at something that is supposed to be inclusionary. Disband the DFL Feminist Caucus.

Disband the DFL Feminist Caucus. At the very least rename it DFL TERF Caucus.

We could use this rain?

This POS will do everything including bending over backwards and sniffing his own asshole to not say guns are the problem.