What fresh hell is this—a YELLOW SNOWfall warning???

The sides are two mice fleeing from… either a bomb flying overhead…or a butt plug. Should be quite the conversation starter when shared with friends & family over the holidays!

It doesn’t matter to me if people say “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Holidays,” or “Fuck Trump”—it’s the thought that counts.

Just driving by to wish everyone a happy Wednesday 🐶 #BestFrenzday! 🐾

Here’s a funny (and sad) and true tribute to #ostrichfarm supporter Jeff Gaudry, highlighting his…um…contributions? to the ostrich saga. Much as I loathe A.I., this is worth a listen. A garbage medium is fitting for a garbage human.

Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.

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I’d rather stop posting about the #ostrichfarm, but they keep coming out with the most INSANE grifting. The latest? You—yes, you, even if you have a grade 4 reading level—can support the ostrich grifters by paying to take a COURSE IN IMMUNOLOGY. It’s to be delivered by PhDs who study… 1/2

Canada to the United States: Please stop drunk-texting us at 2 a.m.

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

#FuckMusk #FuckRogan

Maybe we need a version of - Big Brothers Big Sisters - for grown ups. Maybe some healthy adult group activities at community centers so bored people can focus their energies on more constructive pursuits. Could youth workers who've saved kids from joining gangs repurpose their skills?

🇨🇦 In Canada, we have three systems of measurement: -imperial, -metric, & -convoy. The latter system involves viewing things through a magnifying glass before pulling an unrealistically large number out of your ass. If that method fails, create an A.I. image to fit the narrative.

Yes, it’s been 2+ weeks since the cull on the #ostrichfarm. Is it over? Hell, no! The drama continues unabated. 🎭 -Today, they have a “farmers’ convoy” planned. It’s off to a strong start in NS, led by Freek Schep who doesn’t even know what they actually want! -More folks got tattoos… 1/8

Gotta love Canadian weather! Even the front yard & back yard can’t agree if it’s gonna be sunny or stormy. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Wow. Apparently if Poilièvre tells the same lie enough times, Grok will believe it. Or is Pierre getting a head start on his new career training A.I. in preparation for losing the leadership review? Wait—do I have it backwards & Grok is training Pierre? That would explain why he talks like a 🦜!

Hi! I’m Buddy! I’m here to wish you a happy Wednesday 🐶 #BestFrenzday ! 🐾. Caturday rules on the weekend, but dogs know that everyone needs a boost in the middle of the week. (That’s how WE got the reputation as your best frenz!😉) I’m just hangin’ around today. What are you puppers up to?

The irony: UOF’s business plan (to use ostrich antibodies in 😷) fell apart b/c of the refusal to wear 😷—by the very ppl they ended up inviting to the #ostrichfarm! 🤪 Here’s a📞with the CEO of the now defunct co that was planning to make the 😷. He says the co went… www.facebook.com/share/v/1Byh...

Thinking of starting my own line of greeting cards, but with more of a Wednesday Addams vibe. Like, no matter how bad your day’s been, these can make you feel worse. Should be a hit with the conspiracy crowd! Gonna hire this chick to write ‘em. Her reply to someone worried about “meat glue:”

Some incredible bullshit in flight

Fox News tried coming after Denmark's social safety net. This Danish politician's legendary fact check is great! #cdnpoli

Happiest Wednesday #BestFrenzday 🐶ever! 🐾

This is pretty good! My dream: the Muppets have an opportunity to do something EPIC. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🐸 🐷

Now I’m curious. The post below was from Karen’s son (presumably Katie’s bro) just days after CFIA declared the #ostrichfarm under quarantine. He seems cooperative & warns people away. By the end of Jan, the farmers had a 📞 with a PR pro who recommended inviting the freedumbers. What changed?

@avk.bsky.social They call the CFIA “inhumane,” but take a closer look at how the farmers treated their own livestock (who they claim were “pets”).

Interesting tidbits from CFIA docs Jan 2025: -no accurate bird count even then; -the #ostrichfarm may have hidden an earlier disease outbreak too?!? -only 2 could be tested for avian flu, as the rest were too badly decomposed. 😟 (Credit canucklaw.ca) What this implies… 1/2

@avk.bsky.social Guys, if you ever need to get your penis measured, I recommend seeing an ostrich supporter.

Unhinged #ostrich farm update: Just like the farmers never could pin down an exact number of birds they had, they can’t agree on the number of shots fired the night of the cull either. Reports have grown from 300 to 600, to 900… Now in this letter to the “Prince of 🐳Whales,” it’s “thousands.” 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🙄

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Folks in Peace River North—is this really the best you could find to represent you? Your MLA is blaming the federal government 😱—FOR NOT CONTROLLING WILD BIRDS from spreading avian flu. I know Albertans are breastfed hatred of the federal gov, but seriously—your guy is 🤪! vt.tiktok.com/ZSywnDv2n/

No wonder they started grifting! Katie from the #ostrichfarm, when asked how their farm makes money, says that her dad’s disability pension covers the bills. vt.tiktok.com/ZSywxTduu/

crazy IG em_clarkson

Strange question for you, @drsarteschi.bsky.social: is inappropriate behaviour pertaining to excrement a common thing among cult types? In 🇨🇦, we had the convoy defecating in people’s front yard & urinating on our War Memorial, Romana pumping sewage, & now the ostrich ppl smeared 💩 on a gov office.

I hadn’t planned on making more posts about the #ostrichfarm. I figured that once the cull went ahead, that would be the end of it. Hoo boy, was I wrong! First, some juicy soap opera stuff: Katie has a boyfriend (Lucas, who got a $1000 fine for flying a drone over the farm), AND… 1/5

This is the stupidest, most trivial & backwards thing I’ve heard in a long time…& that’s saying something, given events of the past 5 yrs! Is their goal to encourage more women to get sex change operations so they will stop having periods & babies?🤦🏻‍♀️ If not, then they need to re-think this plan.

Happy Wednesday 🐶 #BestFrenzday! This is Buddy watching his dog TV & wondering why it took humans so long to realize the joys of a big screen. Also turned out to be the last time he’ll see the grass til spring. 🌨️ What is YOUR best 🐾fren watching today?

November 11th. Today we pause. I’m so grateful for everyone who serves/has served our country: family members, friends, Indigenous, immigrants, acquaintances, complete strangers. They are the ones who know the TRUE meaning of patriotism. It’s not just about waving a flag. 🇨🇦 1/3