Christian MAGAs from yet another Facebook group who were VERY unhappy with Dear Leader's desecration of a memorial service.

MAGA: "Saying negative things about some who died is horrible and disgusting!" Also MAGA:

Also on the table: renaming all major holidays (Charlieween, Kirksgiving, Charliemass, New Charlie Day, St. Charlietine's Day, Charleaster, 4th of Chuck) and demanding that Paramount Global redub all episodes of Star Trek to rename Captain James Kirk to Captain Charlie Kirk.

More hilarity from the Christian MAGAs who did NOT appreciate Trump's "memorial" to Charlie Kirk yesterday. Remember... these are not Trump critics... these are HIS people. Part 3 of 3

Christian MAGAs continue to slag Trump for his "squirrel moments" at Charlie Kirk's memorial. Part 2 of 3

Christian MAGA absolutely LOVED Charlie Kirk's memorial service. Well... except for one part... Part 1 of 3

The Return of the Electric Blanket

This active thread, where Trump supporting conservatives are praying that Trump doesn't screw up his tribute to Charlie Kirk (and then mocking him when he does), is hilarious!

Watching Christian parents scrambling to find someone else to blame for their kids going 'no contact' while simultaneously fantasizing about the apologies they feel they're owed is the schadenfreude I need to start my Sunday.

<snicker>

Meagan might want to start with the last one...

Umm...

MAGAts: "We're not a cult!" Also MAGAts: "Pass the Kool-Aid!"

Only if you shave with it

PIZZA! WALMART! DISNEY! PIZZA! WALMART! DISNEY! PIZZA! WALMART! DISNEY! PIZZA! WALMART! DISNEY! PIZZA! WALMART! DISNEY! PIZZA! WALMART! DISNEY! Nope. Nothing. Except suddenly I feel like picking up a frozen pizza at Walmart and watching a movie.

Eddie's been out in the fake Sun too long...

Chemtrailers... #chemtrails #chemtrail

Lo had a visit from Nomad.

On today's episode of "Mommy Group, MD"...

Happy Saturday! Here's a lovely post about piss drinkers collecting their dog's piss... and then shooting it up the dog's ass... I read this out loud to @barkleydog.bsky.social and he quietly got up and left the room.

Babies can LITERALLY eat dog shit and anti-vaxxers don't care. (bookmark this one for use in future discussions with your favourite anti-vaxxer) 1/ #antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated

She's MAGA, so it's unclear if Jen is just that uneducated about American history or if she actually had four fathers growing up.

Anti-vaxxers claim the movie "Rain Man" (1988) was made to get people used to autism and vaccine damage. #antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated

And I'm sure he'll grow up to be a big p... nevermind...

We've officially reached the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Loaf of Bread" stage of public mourning. That means the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Lasagna" stage and the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Jello Shooters" stage are only days away.

The Mandela Effect means never having to admit you can't spell.

You all know what to do... same thing as last time... approach your Xian friends NOW and get them to pay you to look after their pets post-rapture. REMEMBER: Payment in advance and NO refunds!

How far will anti-vaxxers go to push their anti-vax, anti-healthcare, anti-doctor narrative? Let's ask this child, whose parents still aren't sure if they should take their doctor's advice... 6 DAYS LATER! #antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated #ghouls 1/17

The secret Big Detergent doesn't want you to know!

There’s nothing like a heating pad on a rainy day

"My pastor only spent two minutes talking about Charlie Kirk on Sunday and spent the rest of the time just babbling about some boring Bible shit!

Christian parents simply can't understand why their children refuse to talk to them. But... I'll bet that anybody reading these excerpts FROM THE PARENTS SIDE ONLY will understand why immediately.

Mandela Effect people alarmed at the rapid growth of Great Britain. And they don't mean population wise... they mean the actual island is getting bigger. #MandelaEffect

There is a rapidly developing dispute, primarily in "CUTEservatives" but also spreading to other, far-right Xian groups, over whether "true" Christians should leave churches that didn't mention Charlie Kirk in their sermons yesterday.

And the award for "Weirdest Appropriation of a Scientific Term for Batshit Purposes" goes to...

Today's Maple MAGA outrage: Non-Christian religious customs #MapleMAGA #MapleMAGAts

Today's Christian Nationalist outrage: Halloween animatronics in Home Depot #ChristianNationalism

Crunchy moms hilariously freak out over a mistranslation of "cow's milk" on a bag of Italian pasta.

Christian homeschoolers find a spiritual problem with virtually every toy in existence, reducing playtime for their kids to a sock with smiley face drawn on it.

Jennifer get visited by a blue alien in a black evening gown, but if you think that's the weird thing about this post... move on down to Luke's comment. #Starseeds

Tonight's episode of Natural Law & Order: *roll opening credits* Judge: JOE SMITH, Living person. You are charged with 3 counts of 1st degree murder. How do you plead? JOE SMITH: I do not consent to this. Judge: *bang* Case dismissed! *roll end credits*

Considering the buzz today around Anti-Vax Yelp (VAERS), I think it's a good time to remind you all of the Batshit Crazy VAERS Clearinghouse. It's your source for over 350 batshit crazy VAERS reports. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Anti-vaxxers gonna party like it's 1879. #antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated

Haunted doll psychics declare doll with annoyed expression is annoyed.

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES: If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.

It's an Anti-Vax Rabies Special! Mich's daughter is off to Botswana to frolic with beasts both wild and domestic and he's worried about rabies, so he turns to the only experts he can trust for advice... #antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated

Anti-vaxxers: "You look dumb in your mask!" Also Anti-vaxxers: