The culinary sacrifices our grand & great grandparents had to make during WWII can never fully be appreciated.

"Here's the situation, men. We're having a hard time getting people to buy fridges that share a name with a garbage truck. We need a plan!" "Refrigerator Wallpaper!" "Brilliant!"

Being on active duty in wartime is no excuse for not looking your best, ladies! 1944

TIL that you you could get a option that allowed you to yank out the the radio in your '58 Pontiac or Oldsmobile and carry it around as a portable.

😂 Everybody sing! You know the tune.

A moment of silence, please, for all the poor flat earthers who have a long, long evening ahead of them scanning footage of the Artemis II launch, frame-by-frame for evidence of CGI manipulation.

Nobody loved their children like Joan Crawford did!

TIL that you could get a wireless remote control for your Philco radio in 1938

Just when you thought their pop-ups couldn't get any more empty, Arlene is setting hers up in a secret location and not telling anyone where it is.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Authorities seize quantity of Ensure Original Vanilla (estimated bingo hall value of $350) at Alberta Separatist "Youth" Rally last night in Taber.

It's time for "The Worst Separatist AI Image of the Day!"

Sand from the Sahara is blown over Europe and then gets rained out over Britain. Naturally the chemtrail worriers start freaking out.

Separatist canvassers pretending to not be separatist

Blayne wants to disenfranchise the civil service.

More Alberta separatists showing love and respect for the First Nations

They even got canvasser credentials for Cousin Eddie!

Alberta Separatists: "Hey, you know that commie-pedo-WEF-NWO-reptilian government we all think is going to put us in 15 minute cities and slowly kill us? What do think about giving them a complete list of our names, addresses and phone numbers?"

I love it when they drop a new poster. It means I get to do one of these.

Antivaxxers still fantasizing about a day when humanity will throw themselves at their feet with a big bag of cash (probably with a huge "$" on it) and beg for some of their blood. #antivaxxers #antivax #unvaccinated #unvaxxed

More Alberta separatists showing respect for the First Nations.

Filthy, no-good traders!

Nap time

Stay Free "ABERTA"

Finally! A photo of someone signing!

There are more verified photos of Bigfoot than of people signing a petition at Alberta independence pop-ups.

There was an attempt: To form a "convoy" yesterday.

When I did the canvassers by the "dumpsters behind 7-Eleven" last week, it was a joke. This one did it one purpose.

"One truck a day passes this spot and by God, I'm going to get him." Says Minge Massengill, Alberta Patriot® and dirty truck enthusiast.

There was an attempt: To be inclusive in an Alberta separatist group...

Take a close look at this photo... the foreground... the background... The only other human in it is driving the truck on the left.

Damn. They almost need to get the RCMP in to do crowd control. #Winning

At least those guys know how to spell “independence”, unlike these guys⤵️ Honestly, I don’t know how these numpties think they’re going to run a new country, when they can’t even manage a 5th Grade spelling bee.

6 years later and anti-vaxxers still don't know how Bluetooth works. #antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated