Your Grandparents Ate Weird Shit #002 - 1949 Jellied tomato soup mayonnaise ring

Just caught Barkley sleeping on the job!

Attention getting ad headlines... 1949 style.

Your Grandparents Ate Weird Shit #001 (1947)

1947. I'm surprised it wasn't packed in Jello-O

Anti-vaxxers continue to try and work out why THEY® want to depopulate the planet.

Timothy (the comment in green) nails the problem with the Mandela Effect believers. It's never a major change when someone "switches realities", it's always merely a single letter in a word or in this case, the Monopoly man's lack of a monocle.

Alberta separatists want Liberal voters to apologize for voting Liberal. They have no intention of accepting the apology, but they want it anyway.

It's easy to wave off chemtrail believers as harmless kooks, but that would be a big mistake. These people are chomping at the bit for the chance to start executing anyone they think is an enemy.

The dancing nurses of Covid were AI which is easily explainable if you simply handwave the creation of AI technology to "eons ago"

Alberta Separatists: "We're NOT racists! Stop calling us racists!!!" Also Alberta Separatists: "Dear white people..."

Anti-Vaxxers discuss why THEY® want to depopulate the earth.

Blue roof conspiracy season has started

Alberta separatists: "We're not racist! Stop saying that!" Also:

In the new Alberta Republic, Derrick would be the Secretary of Education.

This is stage one. Stage two is separatists knocking on doors and handing out copies of Separatist Watchtower.

Borax eaters proving they can be as reckless with their children as any other woo practitioners.

I had a memory randomly pop into my head just now... Who else remembers their mom baking money into birthday cakes?

Chemtrail weenies now complaining about fake wind.

John needs to switch to low sodium piss

Happy Tuesday!

More words of love and tolerance from the "we're not racist" Maple MAGAs

The Mandela Effect: Refuge for the dumb and obstinate since 2009

Crunchy Mom Jasmine is looking for the proof that McDonald's serves human meat because she keeps getting fact blocked while trying to convince her niece.

Nothing says "God of love and forgiveness" like being terrified that he's going to be pissed because you walked through a Renaissance Fair.

Alberta separatists doxing and encouraging each other to call and harass Chief Allan. There are 12 examples of this in this image. The original post in the group "Alberta Separation" was shared 168 times. Each of those shares may have also been shared multiple times.

Remember, Maple MAGAs aren't racist. Except when they are...

Christian Nationalists aren't buying into this UFO stuff. They think it's demons. To be fair though, they think EVERYTHING is demons.

Dawn finds a jar of Obama Era piss and is anxious to try it out.

Shadows! How do they work???

I hope the RCMP gave this judge a security detail because these separatists are seriously unhinged.

Differences between Barkley and an Alberta separatist: Understands "No": Barkley ✅ Separatist ❌ Stopped whining after 6 months: Barkley ✅ Separatist ❌ Doesn't shit where he eats: Barkley ✅ Separatist ❌ Cute 'n Cuddly: Barkley ✅ Separatist ❌

Berta Proud Dad seems a little bitter about something... I wonder what it could be?

I can't image why the First Nations didn't want to support the separatists. I guess some things are meant to be a mystery.

It's not all about Alberta here. Christian Nationalists freaking out over someone's Anubis souvenir from Egypt.

🚨 BREAKING: The federal government has authorized the emergency strategic reserve of Scotties tissues to be airlifted into Alberta. Distribution centers are being set up all over the province to handle the sudden, massive influx of separatist tears.

If you have separatist friends or family, please check on them today. They are NOT alright.

This is one of the fastest FAFOs I've seen yet.

You thought we were done with Census posts, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? Well you were wrong! Anyway, please congratulate Carla on her $500 hissy-fit.

It was always Fran's wish that someday she'd end up on a federal watchlist.

Hey, remember when the separatists said it was 'no big deal' when they stole the Alberta voter database?

Pat wants to ban First Nations people from white owned stores to teach them a "lesson"

Let's take a pause from the Alberta separatist sitcom to offer prayers to this distraught Christian Nationalist mother who's devastated that her daughter, who came to visit her on Mother's Day, didn't actually say "Happy Mother's Day".

Alberta separatists: "STOP calling us racists! We're not racists!" Also...

As the dust from today's judgement starts to settle, there will be one specific group of people that will be subjected to the bulk of the separatist's wrath, and it's already starting.

Alberta separatists take the gloves off and get "Plan B" ready.

Bruce is bigly mad

Dear Alberta separatists, Please complete the attached "Official Grievance Form" and send it to: Office of the Premier 307 Legislature Building 10800 - 97 Avenue Edmonton, Alberta T5K 2B6 (don't worry, it's not a census. You can fill this out.)

The Alberta Human Rights Act has entered the chat