Toilet paper can save your ass... literally.... 1931

Date night for Barkley

Mr. Astro-Chimp!

My basement is finally completed enough that I can enjoy it again.

1961: The year Campbell's tried to ruin scrambled eggs.

The names of these Hotpoint appliances from 1911...

©1944 by AVK Universal

©1951 by Conquistador Motor Company

Did you know that coroners can estimate the time of death relatively accurately by measuring how long it takes anti-vaxxers to start posting about it?

Brigadier Electric - Remastered

Brigadier Electric - Remastered

Brigadier Electric - Remastered

Brigadier Electric - Remastered

Urine-8 - Remastered

Sofaking Vance - Remastered

ReichMart - Remastered

Jack Elam Apparel - Remastered

Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered

Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered

Upgraded - Restored original fine print sans immersion breaking "this is parody" line - Added AVK tag via "STN. AVKU" - Changed "ISMAY" to "YAMSI" which is historically accurate to how Ismay signed the Marconigrams he sent while on Carpathia.

Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered

Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered

Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered

Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered

Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered

My live blood analysis. The naturopath says I have abnormally high levels of Toucan.

The Dealey Plaza Improvement Society sending their visitor survey to Jackie Kennedy might have been a little tone-deaf.

There must have been an easier way to put the coal bunker fire out... #Titanic

Rare 1965 ad for the short-lived Buddy Hackett's Old Fashioned Gravy Factory.

Before Facebook, if you wanted to heal real or fictitious maladies with cutting edge crystal, borax or humming therapies, you went to your local Dr. Quackworth's.

Behold the miracle healing powers of the humble, medicinal potato!

"Taste the rainbow"

Can't these cabal morons do ANYTHING right? If they keep making rookie mistakes like this, people might start figuring out their evil, nefarious, moustache-twirling depopulation plans!

Who doesn't hate "fake charged" rain?

Barkley found an old Halloween decoration in the basement and I’m going to train him to carry it when we go on walks.

The 50s were a wild and crazy time

My temporary basement tenants have left. The slow process of turning the area back into my entertainment dungeon has begun.