I have such a specific vision for the pin up art I want to make before I age out.

The way I need a retro butch woman to do pin ups with is so fierce!

Idk why this is popping off right now but hi lesbians 💖

I think people are underestimating how angry people are at the corruption.

You still have to go stretch, your body needs it even more if you’re 39

As a dancer I spend a ton of time thinking about that statistic that more people regret knee surgery than trans surgeries!

It’s not so much that the sounds my knees make are gross after so many years of dancing, it’s that they didn’t used to make any sounds at all and I am literally just trying to stretch

Daddy’s totally ratting my sister out about never cooking to my kids and I am cackling

Magyar now polling third in the Iowa caucus.

I can’t actually count how often the phrase vaccinate them with hammers rolls around my skull, it’s a lot! And every single mom at baby dance class feels exactly like me, ladies know exactly how much fertilizer goes through the strait of Hormuz.

Is anyone else having trouble with their Joule since the app changed or am I unlucky?

Working on a major revamp of my blog-gallery of artist Charles Copeland and remembering why I love his work, and the cheese-sleazy wonder of it all. I particularly like these two-page vertical examples.

Btw my birthday is in July

Women love when you pay attention to their choices and show interest in why they made them.

I saw the discourse today and my take is that pretty girls flirting is flattering.

The tiredest little boy alive is sobbing at me because he had the Worst Bath Ever (had to wash hair).

Everyone who is useless at flirting with women take notes!

It’s perfect kite weather!

It's good to be prepared in life. If a dark queen of the elves appears before you and offers to take you back to the faerie realm with her, you need to be ready to go.

This is my favorite post today!

It’s princesses coat weather again!

Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube

Everyone needs a friend who will judiciously set shit on fire for her.

The ideal touching computer conditions are on the couch snuggled up under a blanket with a little kid with your second coffee just out of their reach.

Camilla & Morgan coming back from a shopping trip for the spoiled princess (OCs)

If I COULD violently murder someone with my moisturizer it would have been the ICE agent who tried to flirt with me before I got to security so actually the TSA owes me money now.

This is my favorite post today!

Get your red lipstick we have things to conquer come on!

larger cup size bras are already a busty tax.

I was offline today and just now realized the mantasy thing wasn’t a bit and I am judging.

Time to sparkle!

A really good shoulder roll can get some of that crunchy stress out, do 4 each direction.

Being all by myself feels extremely weird.

Y’all want an absolutely SCALDING politics take this morning? Curtis Sliwa is more left wing than Graham Platner.

I look way too cunty in my travel drag for the world to be so insane, rude.

The TSA guy who almost took my hairspray and then looked at my hair and gave it back is God’s favorite today.

Teotihuacan having more public toilets than Manhattan is one of the things that lives rent free in my brain.

1969: ARPANET was created to keep the network operational even if individual computers go down. 2025: AWS goes down and takes half the world's services with it.

I need everyone’s favorite lesbian book on kindle unlimited immediately (I have to travel tomorrow)

THIS SHOULD BE ME!

I know this is ill advised but I think a sufficiently large cat making biscuits on my lower back would help.

god I hate pants

The juxtaposition of a mush-brained president threatening global annihilation because he doesn't want to go to prison while astronauts traveling the farthest in space than any other human ever is something people will write about for a long time (assuming people are here to write such things).

Anna Zand, the Bsky power user of teaching literally everyone how to swing their titties

Bring me your titty troubles, I’ll sort you out

Even if you’re not a burlesque performer shaking your boobs in the bathroom mirror is good for your mental health.

Made egg hunt brownies!

This is my favorite post today!

The single greatest thing I have made a rule as an adult is there is no set holiday meal time. I cook when I am ready and we eat when food is ready.

Easter is such a gay holiday - The pastels - BRUNCH - A diva gathering all his besties to reveal that one of them has betrayed him.