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Girl who drinks nothing all day but 3 coffee and 1/2 Dr Pepper zero “why am I so tired, do I need more coffee?”

Anita Ekberg. Phil Stern, 1953

I’m going to watch Bridgerton instead of the SOTU tonight, if anything good happens I assume my phone will light up.

Democrats should bring air horns and rotten fruit to the state of the union and try to get arrested.

Who gonna shout, “PEDOPHILE,” at the SOTU tonight?

The reason Bluesky owns Twitter is I am extremely weird here and block most of the accounts that follow me and it’s still a fun time.

Sculpting WIP/ texture time #wip #sculpture

I need someone to uninstall my hips and tenderize them like meat before reattaching, stretching is not enough.

I have shoveled so much snow Disney owes me a talking snowman.

The dance studio just NOW canceling classes today is sending me.

Frygidde the Unmoisturized

Holy shit that’s too much snow what elder god did I anger

What if we all just shone like the sun?

GUYS GUYS GUYS JERSEY CITY GOT ON BLUESKY! Yes this is my favorite post today, yes I am a giant nerd.

I want to do a nightcap @bachelorpad.bsky.social submission shoot this year, just throwing that into the universe if anyone knows locations.

Teaching internet literacy via “that is a fake Labubu listing, kid. People steal photos on the internet.”

I don’t even watch hockey I just want someone to burn down the White House.

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

The girls are fighting (DHS and TSA)

New poster boy for the trans agenda, my 70 year old grandfather who called my non-binary sibling a bimbo once because he forgot the word “non-binary”

The impending storm has completely short circuited me into can’t do anything, waiting for the task mode.

Made soup so good nobody argued and now both adults are ready to sleep.

enough boom and bust cycles. more boob and bust cycles

I swear to my lord and savior Christian Louboutin if school is not cancelled Monday I will riot.

Any car that hasn't moved in the period between the last storm ending and the next storm beginning should immediately be towed, stripped of hazardous materials, and dumped into the Atlantic Ocean to become artificial reefs like they do with old subway cars.

This is my favorite post today!

It’s soup time

This would actually get me to drink something besides coffee.

I think the Lauren Bacall setting pattern is the most beginner friendly! I also like Lottabody setting lotion. You will look like Shirley Temple when you take the rollers out, brush sections into your palm to smooth it.

Brb gotta yell at the sky

I was on break for the last snow dump so y’all didn’t have to listen to me whine about shoveling. This winter is trying to personally murder me.

I am today years old learning that there were LEVELS to Ecco the Dolphin and I never got past level one.

Strongly considering sending my wife’s surgeon a thank you note

Anna Voting and Titties Zand

Working out so you can keep giving the kids uppies is honestly the best reason to work out 💕

OBSESSED. I need to use this for a new act immediately. Someone book me for your left wing protest rally.

This is my favorite post today!

I’m gatekeeping being gay, the president is not allowed in my club.

BREAKING: Trump brutally lawmogged by SCOTUS for tariffmaxxing, a decision sure to spike White House’s cortisol

I need high heel weather STAT

7: Alexa, how long is it until summer? Alexa: it is 122 days until summer 7: THAT DOESN’T SEEM REAL THAT IS TOO LONG

Girl so hot she got my nerd ass to go to the gym for the first time in 13 years

This is my favorite post today!

Whimsymaxxing

Lmao post arrest Andrew looks like a side character in salad fingers

Entering my gym baddie era💕

Os dejo aquí la colección de hilos de "Señoras que se empotraron hace mucho" (aka historias absurdas y reales de señoras históricas que se comían la cara) para su fácil acceso y disfrute. Iré actualizando a medida que los suba cada día.

Hakeem Jeffries should retire today.

Democrats should bring air horns and rotten fruit to the state of the union and try to get arrested.