I forgot to tell y’all my extremely New Jersey born and raised 7 year old said he was fixing to do something the other day and I about died.

This is clearly @jordantyranny.bsky.social

This is pretty cool behavior IMHO Junior doing a very good Flat Stanley imitation on warm sand. I’ve noticed both kids doing a dust bath in that area so I brought in a little more dusty sand and made the depression more obvious. I usually equate this with bug/parasite removal. #birds

No one is going to believe me, but this is @annazand.bsky.social in a gorgeous ball gown, turning to look at the camera before the music starts

This is my favorite post today!

This is my surprise rehearsal emotional support coffee thanks

Some of y’all get on here because your butt’s itching and it shows.

Look at the showgirl pokemon!

New York City is the media capital of the country. Delaney Hall is nine miles from Manhattan. There is zero reason to not have wall to wall coverage of the hunger strike, the horrific conditions and ICE violence. The indie journalists need strength in numbers, and not just during business hours.

I wish women felt as brave about compliments as men do because this wiggle dress is being wasted!

We don't have enough excuses to zoom as adults.

I’m not even in a hurry, I just like running up the stairs

Strait will be closed till November/December, I think.

The DNC being excessively rude online to Trump’s White House policy architect would hit harder if it were coupled with the party’s full stop blockade of voting for his appointees

I swear my whole life is just a series of swapping the shoes in my purse for different shoes.

This is me with my senators, I’m sure it is extremely annoying

Manhandling 17lbs of pork butt first thing in the morning, I feel like @blakethebutcher.bsky.social

Calling Patrick Ta temu Kevyn Aucoin is SENDING ME this morning!

I told ICE that they could NOT just plow through a crowd of civilians at Delaney Hall. They didn't care. Here's what happened yesterday.

Watching my wife in a pink minidress walk by everyone dressed up for Eid like yesssssss this is the future liberals want

Hell yes I'm having a Brat Summer Big Ravens Are Tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. 'Tis some visitor,' I mutter, 'tapping at my chamber door. Only this, and nothing more.'

My dad is just now able to experiment with hair length and facial hair in retirement and I think I’m the only one encouraging him. Let boys have fun!

A perfect boy

I need another pinup shoot like I need coffee, I am dying

Working late but taking a break to make my kids watch this clip again youtu.be/2LhtNEmNkuY?...

This is my favorite post today!

I am a civilian with no relevant expertise/experience but my unpopular opinion: People -might- have a better understanding of Sun Tzu's ART OF WAR if the translation(s) had instead been titled REMEDIAL MITIGATION FOR DUMBASSES WOT GOT THEMSELVES INTO A WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE INSTEAD OF AVOIDING IT.

This photo of Andy Kim in the moments before ICE gassed everyone at Delaney Hall is going into the history books. We need more of this from our electeds.

Have you personally considered that your gut reaction tendency to mock female sex symbols is a combination of misogyny and feeling inadequate?

I’m not going to publicly shame anyone but I do unironically believe Anna Nicole Smith is one of the great sex symbols of the modern age and I’m not going to let you run your mouth on my page.

Brad Lander 2028 and I am not joking.

Does anyone know exactly what product Anna Nicole Smith used for her brows?

Again, straight from Delaney Hall in Newark NJ: ICE just tear gassed Senator Andy Kim.

Sure sex is great but have you ever done your hair and nails in the same weekend?

I personally cannot think of any reasons but I’m also not a horrible person so

The parallels between the homophobia of the 1980s and the transphobia of today are all too apparent. It is scant comfort to know that any attempts to erase us will ultimately fail. Lives will be harmed and some lost in the process. I believe the pendulum will swing back towards acceptance and love.

Hey guys I took a photo with Clavicular

My main takeaway so far is I haven’t shown my kids enough Jean Harlow because good lord someone ate these bias cut dresses UP.

THE LOOKMAXXING GUYS ARE GIVING BIG BOY CAPRICE HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

We have settled in to watch Dick Tracy for my first time!

Resident with a favorite photo of yourself!

Pack it in, Chris won discourse today!

“Anna Zand thinks you need a bedtime story about how to be a better person and a nap” is what you should be thinking if I block you!

I think about Piggie and Gerald being tired and cranky and needing a nap every single time the discourse gets going.

We’re all done here, see you in a month

This is my favorite post today!

2 hours later

Guys if you log on here actively picking fights and being cranky every day the app is going to suck for you, and it is your fault!

Section 28 was passed on this day in 1988. It didn’t come out of nowhere. It came from a society where 75% of people thought homosexuality was wrong. It came from a society that believed ignorance was better for children than any knowledge of lesbian or gay lives. 🧵 1/16

This is much funnier if you know that the year Daddy bought this hammer, we got in a big argument because I am not attracted to young Prince William. It later developed that I’m extremely gay, but I was also correct at the time.