This is my favorite post today!

It’s pretty funny that one of my hobbies is taking a power drill to my fingertips on a monthly cadence. (I’m thinking the serial killer thing again.)

Jimothy 2028

Sang a little of Miss Honey at my kid, realized she didn’t know what I meant, immediately pulled Moi Renee up on YouTube.

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

Hi, old white boring “normal” gay guy here. I did my time yelling in the streets in AIDS marches and all and I can definitely say that every queer punk, nonbinary they/them or nelly queen makes the world safer, cooler, more interesting for everyone else. They are my Goddamn Batman, show respect ❤️

Btw this paid off in the form of core memories today

This is my favorite post today!

There might be something more delicious than the $2 REC center hot dogs at the public pool but I can’t think of it right now.

I drew a police sketch of Jimothy in case the cops need it

Awooga

What I want vs what we got

Zandelions are incredibly pissed about living in the middle of The Lorax and ready to murder everyone responsible for taking the electric trolleys away.

The Moana remake only failed because they were too cowardly to adapt this for the big screen.

Stealing a page from @annazand.bsky.social , this is my favorite skeet of the day

E6000 is better than B7000 for literally anything I need.

the scarlet letter a on my chest stands for adorable

The real question you should be asking is how much tulle is ENOUGH for the workplace

Me and who?

The whole lettuce drama has me remembering how much I love butterbeans with bacon grease in.

By the way doing your lipstick on the bus is socially acceptable now, I’m not even the only femme with her kit out.

Gonna tell my kids they got a chupacabra in Seattle.

I am one of today’s lucky 10,000 learning what fan kicks are.

I matched my leotard to the bag my dance heels live in and I am so adorable it’s disgusting

I read the bonkers insane ny times lady testosterone article and I think there’s more nonbinary people than currently counted and HRT should be OTC.

There is very genuine reason why "small town kid dreams of escaping to the big city" has been a stalwart storytelling trope for over a century now.

This is my favorite post today also invite me to this party!

Girl who is just trying to work like Calvin’s dad.

Also this is squarely on your bad parents; my kids were all shown Labyrinth early and often

The people who are complaining about the idea of making DST permanent because of post-8-AM sunrises seem to have forgotten the pre-4-PM sunsets

Quit complaining about the heat. It's Summer. Put on a slutty little outfit and suck it up.

I need a salt lick

I really miss the old “everyone block and move on” days

Look there has to be money for boobs in this cruel desolate world otherwise what is the fucking point I swear

Ladies I am begging you to make roller sets and volume a Thing again

Y’all absolutely do not want me teaching elementary school, I am very deliberately not a teacher.

I love derpy little ancient animal depictions. Humans have never changed.

You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)

Incredibly rude that my kid lost a tooth right after I used all my singles on tipping queens.

5 asked me what a husband is (we are watching I Love Lucy) and I told him it’s like a wife if you aren’t as lucky as I am.

There’s no reason for my makeup to still look this good!

The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham

It is a beautiful day to stick money in a drag queen’s cleavage

Would Lindsey have lived longer if he did more poppers, many are asking

There’s a man here in a Rush shirt and I’m mad I don’t have it as a leotard.

With the hair and the heels I’m over six foot.

Pink setting powder really is that bitch

She’s a southerner living in Jersey so you know she’s a size queen about hair height

If you have written a book like this link me to where I can buy it thanks

I am the body horror beautiful 🩷🦠 Happy 8 years of drag to me, baby!