How the fuck did the labubu drop sell out in under a minute, do these people not realize I have a kids birthday this season?

I should practice jumping in my Latin dance heels.

It would be funny if only bisexuals were raptured

Sorry space recess is canceled the bisexuals are ready to be perceived today

Wait they planned the rapture for bisexual visibility day girl bye

my hot take is that every man should have to take a tap dancing class for at least one season

We are not having any such rapture, I have too much to do!

Important breaking news: matching lipstick and dress!

Jesus was the official table flipper.

Get in bitches we’re voting for O’Dea

Lmao they crashed Grindr at the funeral I am cackling

I can’t believe there’s no Wikipedia page for Danny Go!

A beautiful woman saying “don’t make dinner, let’s make you prettier” is so great.

This is my favorite post today!

My wife just said Curtis Sliwa is the same as the Naked Cowboy and I am cackling

Wife has proposed hair bleach and pizza instead, what a 10

Past me was an overachieving jerk, why did she thaw out all the shrimp? It’s like she hates me.

Nope, I am not better than that. If you voted for Trump I hate you and we have nothing to talk about.

I need to swap spit with a beautiful person. For my health, you see.

Out in the park, collecting cool seed pods and finding secret passages

be the big titty goth gf you want to see in the world

This is my favorite post today!

I want to drink it.

I do not wear pants.

I actually did years of nightlife pregnancies.

I’m always like this.

To be fair nobody brought me food because I was a nightlife goblin when we had our first kid. Not really a lot of planned pregnancies in the gay clubs.

Excuse me five lasagnas? Chili got FIVE lasagnas when Bluey was born?! Nobody brought me food at all! I should have been an Australian dog.

Well it’s more apparent than ever now, queer people and minorities just need to survive long enough for Disney adults and mom core liberals to be personally affected enough to get off their asses and do something

Teaching the kids knife skills at 6 is paying off now that I have an 8 year old who can make her own Jack o lantern.

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I wish someone would pour me into a giant coffee pot.

I wish this peace would stay with me forever.

Good morning to everyone doing coffee and extracurriculars

I wish Kim Petras would do another horror album.

"I don't like kids though" that's okay you're exempt from having the best day. kids are people just like everybody else just more vulnerable and like it's okay if you feel awkward or uncertain around them but actually you suck for hating them. I hope you don't have a good day tbh

My version of affirmations in the mirror is I practice different ways to swing tassels in the mirror almost every day. I do recommend this for feeling happy in your skin.

unpredictable bars are exactly my idea of a good time

Is the god of glamour nonbinary or female, discuss.

Girl who snuggled all her makeup off onto her 4 year old.

Flew too close to the sun and sliced my eyelid with the tiny razor.

Listen I'm sorry but girl smell or not I do not want to smell like BO, I want to smell like lipstick, hairspray, and just a hint of poison

This is my favorite post today, look at that backpack!

I am imagining that my boobs would be the comfiest in all the land in the red and blue number. Little sleeping bag necklace situation.

How are you going to make being blonde look so miserable? Go dye your hair, I’m kicking you out of the club.

It’s not so much a bagel as it is an excuse for me to inhale an obscene amount of butter and cheese.

Why? Because It's Friday, I'm in love....

No, it is him. You can tell because if you look closely, there is a sign for fascination street in the background.

Clearly I am decaffeinated because I thought that was Robert Smith for a second.