shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.

I thought a lot this week about how coming up in the humanities inculcates a healthy view of how to incorporate negative feedback to improve yourself, versus how many in tech presumably missed that lesson, so bristle and start elonposting as soon as they hear any pushback, no matter how justified.

LLM-Based Generative Podcasts for Gamers

You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot

If anybody thinks this is a joke

people say these guys want feudalism, but even that gives them too much credit, because kings and queens and lords in feudalism had substantial obligations to the peasants, and worried about being disemboweled by the mob if they shirked those obligations for too long

My “the NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI” shirt has people asking me a lot of questions answered by the shirt

toner low (29 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.

Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them

about time

wait a minute

if you follow this advice you are a coward

bars

Currently

Greg Bovino won't see you making fun of him for being short, but your short friends will. And we'll be fine with it because we know it would bother him a lot and he's a total piece of shit.

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet

as ever

"Fascism fills the power void left by liberalism's inability to deal with the crises of capitalism" is factually and historically correct, short, direct, and not hard to understand But people are still getting mad at us because we've been saying for a hundred years and now they have to listen

More than 20 years ago, Parenti wrote on how fascism could easily take hold in the US. A warning not to be complacent.

Kinda waiting for the centrist dems to consolidate around an anti-extremism angle that opposes BOTH fascism and those who want better healthcare/affordable housing

constant time chum (23 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

YOU - That's sad. LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago. YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”? LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.

You are weak

The empire is its own cancer

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

homo economicus with four more vacation days 20 mins www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

do not rouse me from the quiet vale where I shitpost in repose. for I will upset us both

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

These are totally unsupported claims with no links, citations or even statements like “sources familiar with the matter.” I read basically every single story about AI efficacy at big companies, especially salesforce. These are either made up or egregious extrapolations of things.

Coming around to it a bit late in life but I'm starting to think a 10-step skincare routine might fix me

Jesus Christ @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

for no reason, thinking about the passage in Gravity's Rainbow where the Dutch trying to settle Mauritius drive the dodo to extinction

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

The hardest thing about being a socialist is knowing how to spell bourgeeoise

There are people who don't know, who didn't know. Moments like these are when they learn, and a window opens for people who want to turn their hunger for justice into action, for our numbers to increase. Stay mad and don't get jaded, in my opinion, get the newly passionate on board. 2/2

in these moments, in my view, it is a political and spiritual DUTY for my outrage and anger to be as fresh as if I'd never heard how they shot Fred Hampton in his bed. As fresh as if I didn't know Bobby Hutton was surrendering when they shot him. 1/2

hell planet

Asking a 14yo Mormon kid knocking on my door if he is the strongest paladin they have? If i am to be swayed, send me your warriors, not your welps

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

I didn’t see any of the movies but this title is really not trying. “The Fellowship of the Ring,” that’s trying. “The Two Towers,” man cmon. “The Return of the King.” Elite titling game. “The Hunt for Gollum” you basic ass bitches. Not a Tolkien stan but that dude should haunt your asses for this

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

Extrapolate this further and you can clearly see the genesis of every problem I have - I lack the sufficient number of Systems to fully Systematise my Life