Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.

Ha ha..I'm a little bit of a gamer, myself

Fuck I need an "AI browser" for? To browse the web for me? That's what I'm here for! To buy some expensive bullshit? All me, baby! To watch porn and jack off? That is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS A HUMAN

Setting aside the ethics and the lack of humanity, what really gets me is that I have never seen a single thing outside of basic ass code that LLMs are good for. No, I don't think I'll make the non-deterministic hallucination bot part of my daily routines and my professional output.

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

I hate being misled. Don't ever fucking misle me

the world has changed

songs used to be about taking your sweetie to the ice cream parlor but nowadays they are all about the delicate scrimshaw patterns found on the bones of a beached leviathan

It is 6 AM and I have moved downstairs to spare Els my persistent cough. I am cooked. At least Inca has also joined me for some reason

i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie

Free newsletter: NVIDIA Isn't Enron, so what is it? My 15k word guide to Wall Street's messiah - how it makes money, how its future relies on endless debt, how millions of GPUs are sitting waiting to be installed, and why it no longer makes sense to buy more GPUs. www.wheresyoured.at/nvidia-isnt-...

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

I know everything's bad and all that but I can't stop laughing at "I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America"

To quote @baileymeyers.bsky.social, “You could not have waterboarded that out of me.”

Advent Calendars were the first Daily Login Rewards

Poodle planter McGregor, MN

people of the USA, face it, the Democrats do not give a shit about winning elections, let alone doing anything positive if they somehow accidentally win

God the conclusion here is so righteous

i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do

dont call me fascist or I will crush you with the state I personify

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

In a prior, more innocent age, this would have had the power to change the course of American politics

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

Heh. Yeah. We had "dinner" last night

gain the whole world, lose his own soul, etc etc

Really giving "between Bad Orb and Worms" vibes atm

A good reminder that whatever you believe spiritually, the teachings of Jesus Christ are radical and unflinching, and in addition to being worth following are very worth hanging around the necks of the hypocrites who call themselves Christians while oppressing and brutalizing their fellow citizens.

You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence The LLM: You can eat that rock

Not now, carnivorous death ball

finally

Cannot wait for Gemini to hallucinate and route my path directly into oncoming highway traffic

one of the reasons my enemies keep winning is that in addition to being a huge idiot that sucks, i never got around to developing skills

In truly great writing, every word has a purpose. That's what makes the art of writing - what makes language! - capable of dizzying heights of beauty.

it sucks when this happens

They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.