If you tell me that you've let an LLM make a decision for you I can only assume that, if you had a soul, it is now dead, and that any light peeking out from behind your eyes is the dying spark of a creature more wretched than the basest beast because it itself chose to give up what made it human

a note about the real reason “hallucinations” are an issue, and it isn’t just that they say something wrong. When a model hallucinates while coding, it’s deciding how to solve a problem, which it will choose to do poorly, and even if it succeeds, it will sometimes do inefficient and insane things

you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones

imagine a normal person reading this sentence

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker bidoun.org/articles/hou...

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

Asking the iOS autocorrect if the glorch was there

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

This is all so unbelievably stupid. We could be hanging out on the moon with perfectly spherical clear glass helmets talking about something totally unimportant.

if i get killed, you can quote stuff i wrote. that's why i wrote it

I have an Etsy store full of stickers, zines, enamel pins, and patches, including a cool design of my big viral tweet: https://www.etsy.com/shop/YourMcHenries (reposted to include link)

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

"trad wife" is such a ridiculous concept. "wife" is not a tradition. "wife" was invented in 1991 to distract you from the gulf war

(finally hitting the microtransaction that takes me over $5k in gacha pulls) you know what I like about this game? it's non-violent.

Medical diagnosis

what on earth is this michael clayton bullshit lmao. you just know this story is going crazy in the nintendo ninja group chat

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Dunno if I'll ever try to make Art again, don't know if I've got any passion in me - either capitalism beat it out of me or the state of the world did - but sometimes I'll still write a little poem or the beginning of a story and that's nice.

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

My uncle is taking me into town to buy some new Pokémon cards

As a reminder, PayPal is so happy to work with the pedophile haven Roblox that they have a special arrangement so you get more Robux per dollar when buying them directly from PayPal. It's not about protecting kids. It's about punishing 100% legal sex workers.

hollow knollow: silk tongue is a game that is tough as a baby’s bones! in my walk through i will show you how to uninstall the game

white people are racist like how high elves are racist

Messed up that I can do anything and then just forget about it. Motherfucker I was the one who did that stuff. Me! Why did it then fall into the dusty crawlspace between my neurons? I didn't just see it happen, or hear about it - I DID IT MYSELF. But I'm not important enough to be remembered by me?

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

ME: I wish to buy this pornography STEAM [after whispering to payment processor]: No. It's too pornographic ME: Okay, then I wish to buy "Hollow Knight: Silksong" STEAM [after whispering to payment processor, increasingly frantic]: No. It's too good

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Science themed yuri getting a little wild

If it happens someone send me a text

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about

Don’t know who made this but thank you

I'm testing switching from Spotify to Tidal for music streaming. Is it more ethical? Not sure. It pays artists a bare fraction more, so maybe it's slightly less unethical, plus I don't know that Tidal's CEO is funding killer AI bots

People need to stop trying so hard to reach the skill ceiling and start putting that effort into hitting the chill ceiling.

Using ChatGPT

dumbass layers

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

Dobson Bugnutt

God damn my eyes and mind that I'm not in Chicago. This was my one guaranteed chance to become a genius. I am doomed to idiocy for life

My current GOTY at its lowest price. Come on now 👇

Never casually remind me of anything ever again

how do you get an acquaintance, but closer? asking for a friend

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