THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos. I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.

real life boss baby tweet lol

Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

Completely unrelated to this prick, but The Border is actually really good and at one point Phil Hartman impersonates Jack Nicholson to dub a line of ADR dialogue and it is very apparent and funny if you're waiting for it.

Adding alt because this is so good

William Wegman Weimaraner looking disguise.

thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up

I got federal charged for dancing across the street from ICE in my neighborhood on Indigenous People's Day. Here is the feds evidence photo they are using against me in court. I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one. Cash app $cozca Venmo @cozca503 Working on a go fund me.

I swear to god if any motherfucker quotes that Olivia Nuzzi book or posts excerpts even to clown on them I am blocking them.

Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand

War... War never changes... hold up...

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

Is that new predator movie any good? The trailers were real bad but the ratings on letterboxd are good so I am tempted to go see it. Trachtenberg's other predator stuff is pretty good too.

(anything happens to any member of the American elite) I should email my friend Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

BREAKING: Scorpion Bites Frog Immediately and Repeatedly

the sound it makes is so satisfying and so is the cheap coofandy shell coming straight off

who's ready to let SATAN take the wheel for a brutal afternoon of balls-to-the-wall classics from the the most extreme hard rockers of all time

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”

Sandwich man leaving court

Jury nullification in action.

Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis has just taken the bench to rule on federal agents actions' during a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs. Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social

This guy is one of the six local activists (along with @katmabu.bsky.social) being indicted for felonies for protesting outside Broadview ICE facility. He's a local activist and being charged with multiple (BS) felonies by the feds could financially ruin him.

Some of you have asked how you can support our family. The biggest thing you can do right now is to contribute to Brian’s legal defense fund. secure.actblue.com/donate/straw...

CONSERVATIVELY a top five song of the century Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away

FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!

Tenth anniversary of "What did John Tesh think of Mad Max: Fury Road?"

if i were running for office i would absolutely call my volunteers “the wide awakes,” i would hand out wide awake pins and stickers and hats for people to wear and campaign events would have wide awake banners

So far beyond "abolish ICE" at this point. Good thing they aren't funded like a military branch OH WAIT.

Oceans are now battlefields.

Every guy that did the Riyadh comedy festival: I personally thought everyone was gonna show up on a magic carpet and chop me in half but it turns out that they wear shirts

I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.

remembering the Party Party song Dick is a Killer on this day www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asys...

Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work. Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours. She was later released with NO CHARGE. A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”. You decide…

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

This is from the website where nearly all media people and politicians still post and then we get articles about bluesky not being welcoming when what we specifically don't welcome is this sort of shit.

heading towards xbox naming convention level nonsense with these but as long as they keep kicking ass I'll keep watching

you have to wear a UNITED STATES bandana in your back pocket if you're into assertion of sea control and an OPPONENT bandana if you're into denial of sea control