The FCS title game is setting debacle per minute records. I hope we get 29OT

OMG!

"what do you like football?" *vanna white-ing so hard my hands are shaking*:

Hi guys, I’m the Montana State staffer who installed the snap count this week. Quick question: what is football

"Guy in charge of the stage at the Sugar Bowl becoming increasingly frustrated" is a Tim Robinson character.

The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford

“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC

i am rooting as much as is appropriate for mamdani to be an effective mayor because if he manages it, he will be an important model and national leader for american progressives — one part fiorello la guardia, one part robert la folette

Today I saw God die

This site has the juice

trans people, Somalis, Haitians…

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

if my team got walked down in the snoop dogg game by max brosmer and it ended my season, “drastic” is not a strong enough word for the actions i would take

netflix is doing amazing things with the NFL. I've always wanted to listen to a hall of famer talk about his christmas decorations through an AirPods microphone over Zoom during the game

Your timeline has been blessed by DJ Moore’s cheese shredder hat

IT IS NEITHER THAT COLD NOR THAT WINDY IN CHICAGO TODAY HOLY SHIT TOM BRADY. ALSO IT IS NOT CALLED THE WINDY CITY BECAUSE OF THE WIND TOM BRADY READ A BOOK

if i wanted to see bud elliott crash out i would show him a photo of a pride parade

@alexkirshner.com your “guess” was correct

You can feel this development if you go to any sporting events, every team is pushing luxury packages for a few thousand fans and trying to make the other 50,000 people in the stadium feel left out

[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?

"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits." Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done. "So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice. "No. Three more." "So four spirits" said Scrooge. The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa

I was SO CLOSE

How many burners does @hawkeyestate.substack.com have???

This was Iowa's AD's inbox after she fired Brian Ferentz

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social re: Iowa YES it is frustrating to always to *this* close to the playoff, but never in it. but YES we have something to play for even if we never make the cfp. Respectfully, the fuck do you mean? We behead Herbie Husker and collect new Gopher & Badger furs every year!

blind guessing that the disagreement stems from Richard siding with the SEC powerhouse Bama and Alex being right.

Wow good post I agree @edsbs.bsky.social

Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's

Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse

Pathetic!!! This dog had a chance to test itself at proper European kennels but chose to stay home with Jordan Morris!!!

see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...

we turn college coaches into whacky characters in our heads bc thats whats necessary to enjoy college football but they are all straight up evil people. any of them would throw an entire roster under the bus for a 2 year contract extension

So it sounds like MSU’s plan is to give Pat Fitzgerald an NIL war chest? What an incredible idea. Yeah I’m gonna give this caveman access to 4Chan I think it’s gonna go great

(remembering the DeBoer Washington teams) oh RIGHT

They're calling them the most U.S. soccer paragraphs ever written

@hollyanderson.bsky.social of all the Pat Summitt books (by Pat or someone else) which would you recommend for non-Vols?

Seen in Washington DC, capital of the land of the free

incredible scenes

It's over! 🇵🇦 Panama returns to the World Cup after 🇨🇼 Curacao makes its first-ever World Cup to become the smallest nation ever to make the tournament 🇭🇹 Haiti returns for the first time since 1974 despite not being able to play at home. 🇯🇲🇸🇷 to the playoff!

Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off

West Des Moines Jokic is cookin

TUSK

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

i love seeing how libs react when the democrats do nothing. like watching a 35 year old discover santa isnt real, over and over again

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.