ERROL MORRIS: Subs or dubs? DONALD RUMSFELD: It's a common thing, a common misconception you have to choose. Chance is fickle. MORRIS: Ford could have picked you as his VP. RUMSFELD: (Pause) That's possible.

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

Enough time has passed: put the Dutch back under Habsburg rule

Not all good news tho. One of the tradwife influencers brained her husband with a rolling pin after he stole a cardboard Hawk Tuah from the Monster Energy tent and was caught cutting a hole in the mouth behind the Protein Lemonade tent

Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!

Source of rer

Supreme Court rules Führerprinzip is real but does not apply to brokerage accounts

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Need to find some sort of cave or basement

scientists with grave expression on their faces moving the big clock hand one minute closer to midnight, when moby will finally get his ass beat by eminem

researching baseball

This is in my top 10 app time

ICE CREAM MAKER - Turning the crank feels oddly satisfying, like stirring your childhood dreams... In the distance you hear water dripping.

Using a voice scrambler to call the library and taunt them about my overdue books

would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave

lol eat shit other planets. earth number one all time

Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani

Tower’d Groove

Dear editors, there are too many international relations now. Please remove three. PS I am not a crank

Looks like he didn’t invite Jimmy… guess they’ve got beef or something

The Obomument

“Orientalism is basically just when a white person makes up a guy in their head to get mad at. But then gets really scared of that guy.” Full belly laughing at this line from @devintoshea.bsky.social ‘s new book

Thinking about life…

The White House Military Office Coast Guard aide was on “Football” duty for Trump’s dinner at Versailles. Here she is on her way out. The ~45-lb. Presidential Emergency Satchel accompanies Trump 24/7, enabling him alone to authorize the use of any of our ~1,770 deployed nuclear weapons at any time.

The French Revolution is what happens when you piss off a group of dark empaths...

very safe

“It looks like they’re brewing yodas in there”

“It sounds kind of gimmicky, but somehow the flavors work together,” said local resident Harrison Peters, who was surprised the sharp, herby flavors of northern Mexico and the beefy, cheesy decadence of southern Texas worked together on the same plate.

free my guy D Munny Big Dog Orf Orf

The Grunch Brothers

YOU - “Good bye.” PAYPHONE - A sigh. She heard you, but she does not hang up. And neither do you. You can't. PAIN THRESHOLD - That's it. You're caught in a trap. It'll take quite a while for the shit-circus to end now.

Charles de Gaulle loved coming to Manhattan and getting ticker tape parades.

To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.

Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.

Statue of Liberty, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi & Gustave Eiffel, dedicated 1886, 📸’s by @natlyphoto, PannaPhoto

Signs and Wonders

Brooklyn. 🏀 (via Paul Williams) 💕

DJ run that shit back!!!

Man what the hell

De'Aaron Fox bro they're gonna kill you

Comrade Limestone welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social

Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “That's because your brain is floating in ideology, gendarme. It's practically drowning in it…” ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Is “Ideology” some kind of high-proof liquor?

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