Getting closer

25 followers oh holy shit I'm gonna cum

"Hbomberguy is correct, drawn child porn is bad"

I think hbomberguy can be criticized in various ways for various things, but him condemning drawn child porn is not one of them

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology! Me: Are there any jays? Host: No sorry Me: I'd like to buy an owl

Bro if you wanted to talk about how much you want to rape kids you could have just stayed on Twitter where you belong. Fucking freak, holy shit.

It’s very funny to me that over on Facebook I stumbled (algo put it in my feed) onto a conservative group posting a meme accusing hbomberguy of supporting CSAM, and over here there’s a group trying to cancel hbomberguy for *not* supporting CSAM. The internet is wonderful.

Cutttieeeeeeeee🧵🪡🧶

A thank you note/love letter/commentary on art for anyone interested

For me, the Goslingnaissance began last year, when a friend showed me The Nice Guys. I dunno how I missed that film, because it is perfect and feels like it was made in a lab for just me. I'm just now finally seeing Lars And The Real Girl. Excellent performance. This guy has so much range!

pinky gets some help

*𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙨 𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙨* smells like faggot,, *𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙨 𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙨* smells like faggot,, *𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙨 𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙨* smells like faggot,, *𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙨 𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙨* smells like faggot,, *𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙨 𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙨* smells like faggot,,

My almonds are activated

Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds* The seeds: hehe perfect Me: *poops in a toilet* The seeds: no wtf

I am ill

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

the day he got shot, everyone rushed on here to tell people to be careful with what they post. what they should’ve been doing is posting harder than anyone to try and get that bag.

an alternate universe where everything is the same except matthew mcconaughey’s catch phrase is “not bad not bad not bad.”

One thing that happens a lot when people talk about Barney Frank's decision to cut trans people out of the employment nondiscrimination bill he wrote in 2007 is they'll go, "But wasn't it better to get something done rather than nothing? He was being a pragmatist!" But they've got it ALL wrong.

Of all of the things that Platner has done to make me suspicious of him, cranking his hog in a porta shitter isn't one of them. He was enlisted. That is baseline enlisted dude behavior. Jerking it in a porta shitter is, arguably, is the most normal thing I've heard of him doing.

HIIII IM DONE!!!! This was an absolute blast to make!! Hopefully will get to an Apollo and Graves cover next!! #deadlockfanart #deadlock #drifter

Another goofy ahh Warden redesgin Ok so, for this one i wanted to experiment a hero look the Patrons keep mentioning Warden's heroism even Drifter in one particular line says that Warden wasn't a hero but rather a martyr. so i did a thing #deadlock #fanart

it’s The ✨ Lash ✨ 😇 my #deadlock cosplay for ACEN

Godzilla artwork by Dan Brereton #Godzilla #DanBrereton #ゴジラ

Today's four random pieces of palaeoart: Chris Santoro's Rhamphorhynchus, John Sibbick's Apatosaurus, Charles Knight's Eohippus, and John Holmes' Styracosaurus and Albertosaurus!

Actually crazy how awesome Absolute Catwoman’s design is. I don’t think I can go back to her mainline designs again lmao

falco after katt monroe (2026) blows newport smoke in his face and calls him sugartits

baby dino and butterfly 🦋🦕

Winston. Old money

the way incel guys describe women is no different, imo, from how paranoid conservatives describe regular cities as war zones.

most non-cybertruck 4x4 failures are people getting into situations they could've handled but don't, due to arrogance and lack of experience most Cybertruck failures are people trying to do things no vehicle can safely do, because they believe their car is magic

Italy suffered terribly in the First World War, so it's fine for me to drunkenly vomit in the back of this Austrian's cab

Fertile ground

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

Lmao shut the fuck up

snorses....

Never believed in magic until I saw my dog turn into a snake

Love for sale Photo 2/28 #urbex #photography #luxembourg

Her parents must have known something naming her "Age-Gap Wife."

we need an influencer who can convince the right people these things cure cancer