In the year 2400-something the most popular handgun calibers are .45 ACP and .380

It's probably a good sign of the times when a website asks if id would like to pay for a tub of protein powder in 3 installments or apply for a loan while I'm on the checkout page. We have invented protein debt.

I'm sure nothing is happening other than Trump's phone battery died so he can't post but it would be the most Trump shit on earth to start a war without a strategy, blow up the world economy, and then drop dead without having to deal with any of it.

this is similar to my belief that all drugs should be legal, but only purchasable in plain white packaging from a government store staffed by middle-aged nurses hired for their ability to look disappointed in you.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

The President wants to feed your future into a meat grinder

I don't fucking care about the stupid fucking moon mission. The forestry service has been dissolved. The Endangered Species Act has been repealed in the gulf for oil drilling. There are no more protected waters as they're open for commercial fishing. Fuck Artemis and fuck you for cheering it on.

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

It's always funny when one of these psychos gets fired because all of the other ones quickly begin to crank out shit like this knowing their boss consumes hours of cable news per day.

Coats of arms of each map I made so far of different or geologial periods: #Permian, #Triassic, #Jurassic, #Cretaceous and #Paleogene 🛡️ Can you guess which animal is represented on each one? 👀 #heraldry #medievalart #paleontology #prehistoricanimals #naturalhistory #dinosaurs

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

I disagree, actually. It's not fun watching cishet liberals basically trod out the usual transmisogynist "jokes" that have led to *actual violence* just because the guy is connected to someone shitty. Go after him for that. Not for nonstandard gender expression. Fucking be better, dude.

Yeah I'm a futa. Fat Underemployed Transgender Autist

I preordered this book and my bench press increased by ten pounds. Coincidence? I think not 😤.

how it feels to forget how to draw your own character

Got a new print available to buy! I like drawing Shin Godzilla a lot 🥹 www.inprnt.com/gallery/isaa...

the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles

How a strange crocodile relative learned to walk on two legs: www.earth.com/news/how-a-s...

Legitimately insane answer

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is the most American cop statement ever made.

"Nooo passing doesn't matter it's brain worms!" They say, passing better than someone like me ever will. Worms for thee and not for me.

Been rewatching House and noticing how often the concept of sex with underage teens winds up being a serious plot point. Directed by Bryan Singer! What a shocker.

AAAAAUGH

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

Real interesting timing for Instagram to hit me with the most targeted ad I've ever seen.

Some more #Babylon5 Ships to get some B5 on the TL. #SciFi Babylon 5 has a lot of cool looking ships.

During the war they called me Squirts McKenzie

el csm

I got cum for blood and piss for tears

God it really fucking sucks being a woman sometimes but fuck y'all if I'm gonna stop. Just shoved a pill up my ass that makes my tits bigger and my ass juicier

today's one of those days where you just wanna snap one of your own femurs

"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation

At chili’s

American journalists in 2036

The army is a little late for this. All of the desperate old guys who failed at everything else they have ever done already got a job with ICE.

I think it should be considered a really easy litmus test for people to go through on whether or not they watch something made by Lady Terf who insists on doing as much harm as possible to trans people across the world

This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.

People saying the US military would refuse orders to bomb Iranian power facilities or civilian infrastructure are from an alternate dimension where the US hasn't already been doing that shit for decades or are just angling for a guest spot on CNN.

Mfers saying they’d fuck an alien but the alien they’re thinking of is just a humanoid with green skin or some shit Johnny Storm is a serious alien fucker. Get on his level.

the government is saying “underage girls are testing positive for pregnancy at ICE detention centers” instead of saying “ICE agents are raping & impregnating underage girls.”

Everyone talks about wine and food pairings but sleep on coffee and flavored vape pairings.

TITANOTYPLOPUS, from the video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSME... dedicated to the ❄️Quaternary Period❄️ . Tytanotylopus was a massive primitive camel from North America #titanotylopus #prehistoricanimals #iceage #paleoart

Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

America deserves whatever it gets, the general populace deserves to suffer massive economic and social hardship.

why won't my weak, pathetic and quite frankly very stupid friends, who i've been openly scheming against and trying to extort financially, help clean up the huge mess i made cause i thought, despite their warnings, if i dropped mentos into a two liter of pepsi it would be fine because i'm so strong

please stop with the “if this had happened under a democrat” takes. a whole fucking genocide unfurled under a democrat. a pandemic was ignored under a democrat. nobody did fucking shit.