I am very very happy to have met friend @fluffdrgn.casa at AFC! We did a trade, and this is my half. Very sweet fluffy manadragon, such a treat. #shannonsharkart

Is it normal to tell people when they show up in your dreams, I don’t know the etiquette for that

I need to get rolled so bad I’m not even kidding

i think @toothpastevixen.bsky.social looks much cuter like this… maybe she should stay this way

Alright it’s done. I will be a berry for 72 days.

Smelly lesbians,,

Alright, it’s time. How long will the yote be a blueberry I’ll be cutting it off after 3 days if I remember 🎨 by @fattycatty.bsky.social ❤️= 3 hours 🔁= 6 hours 💬= 12 hours

Hrrghhgrrghh…. The taffy puller,,,

absolutely fucked up on that weed that turns u into a blueberry

Is it ethical to threaten to age regress your wife and make it watch eraserhead because it kept fooling with the garbage disposal

🎶Do you ever want, nothing at all?🎶 🎶Do you ever feel, nothing at all?🎶 🎨: @fattycatty.bsky.social

Bro how does one of our headmates wear our body better than we do what the fuck?

I’m so unemployed rn I did laundry and took a nap and that’s my day

”fox”? you must have me confused with another berry 🫐

Alright, it’s time. How long will the yote be a blueberry I’ll be cutting it off after 3 days if I remember 🎨 by @fattycatty.bsky.social ❤️= 3 hours 🔁= 6 hours 💬= 12 hours

berryfox isnt real she cant hurt you (LIE)

Estrogen took my thumbs away ΘΔ

Asking again cause I’m getting so close to

So for like 10 years I thought return of the king ended with Gandalf and Frodo and them sailing to the real world and showing up in like New York or something like we’re back a dinosaurs story until I learned about the silmarillion in my 20s

Im drizzling my supreme pizza with buffalo sauce, this is real coyote living

My wife is a lot like a weird bug to me

Scarlet brought home this fucking lettuce mound from work fml bro

“elevator buttons“ Δ Θ ☉ ∇

AND I found out she can pick up my wife and I can’t even though *we have the same fucking body* like should I just give up and let her front all the time ;w;

I love that it’s always sunny has gone on long enough that the toxic yaoi has crystallized in toxic old man yaoi

My wife asked to play helldivers with me and then handed me this

Ya know as a kid I judged any store without a toys section as basically worthless and I can’t really say I’ve reappraised that opinion

I get bullied all the time and I literally just look like this

juicyfox

It is acceptable coyote behavior to turn you into a coyote!

Talking about Hannibal with my wife

If I were to start berry posting would you be mad at me

If I wasn't monogamous the bit I would do is a nuclear family polycule with two normal women, an age regressor, and a dog girl

[fred flintsone watching me play monster hunter] this is what it was like for me

Rain bites…

Really wanna bleach my hair and get piercings but I’ve been sentenced to 3 more months of poverty 😔

Im like soooo doggy today, im not gonna be bipedal at all, only yips and yaps and scampers

Unfortunately it goes kinda hard

being a toy is fun but you know what’s more fun? being a perfect, generic, unidentifiable blank toy-thing of course! something to make the form-lock more intereating hhehehehehehehe cant help myself ❤️= 2 hours 🔁= 6 hours 💬= 12 hours

oh no a fourth edible has hit the coyote 😵‍💫

Hey chat what do you do when you find out your headmate is much better at helldivers than you, how do I face my polycule after that

Brutalmoose thrifting videos

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

werewolf

Im back

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”