Peak-A-Boo

Literally Swag Dot Com

I’m about to take a bite of this amazing digital sandwic- *falls down 47 flights of stairs and breaks every single vertebrae*

Passed by a church and the sign out front just said “father forgive us” and girl if that don’t sum it up

How I’m gonna motivate my wife to drink some fucking water

Is it even a polycule if you don’t spend several hours and $40 on bricklink making minifigures of all of you

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I feel like such a narcissist whenever I want to suggest that out of my polyculeI would be rainbow dash but I think I’m right

"yknow my son's faves might be problematic... but at least he posts good" "my son *discourses* good"

People who are into weird and fucked up impossible fictional kinks online, no matter how grossed out you are by them, are less dangerous and harmful to other people than the average Republican or the average Joe Rogan listener.

I think @cadencecall.bsky.social might be a little contagious but I can’t be sure 🎨 by @bloatieyotie.bsky.social

@somesortofyote.bsky.social appealing to my sensibilities

It is 2 am. I am crouching in my kitchenette eating cold smoked chicken from the bone. I am snarling and growling. These actions are beyond my control.

goodbye

Professional Cube Rotator

"on all levels except physical" is a long dead notion

I saw a dude cast pestilent mist outside a 7/11 and no one did anything about it

rolls over and fucking dies

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Therians make genuinely the cutest noises everrr it's important to do things to them to make them make noises

gofund.me/8092e0804 Heya, so were in a bit of a financial pickle as we move into the final stages of moving out and as a result we may need a bit of support to ensure we can pull this off. Any and all support helps!

voracious beast

Made this for @cadencecall.bsky.social birthday last month :3 I love her so much <3<3<3

this is all life

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My partners both hate me so much for being so funny and talented and smart, they hate me and they hate my work

Idk man I just think streamers aren’t like real people or anything. Really anyone who streams or has ever streamed is my enemy

Everyone’s trying to make it look like I think coolsville sucks

eating/drinking literally anything blueberry flavored: "maybe this'll be the one"

Got wings with friends. Hoes horrified and awestruck. I got sauce all over my muzzle and paws. Something cut my lip at some point. I think I swallowed bones.

You don’t know sandwiches like I do pal. Just hang your hat up now. I’ve got cold cuts you could only dream of, buddy

"dk was lucky. i wish King K Rool would gaslight ME into thinking I was a lizard" "what?" "It'd just be nice to finally belong."

Just learned about Ayn Rand. I think I’m gonna be sick

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

The urge to rewatch twin peaks grows stronger every day but I’ve got a lot of feelings tied up with the pilot and I know I’ll sob for hours

Ough I’m so hungry for [SERVICE PISTOL]

blueberry contagion stat maxed out, now classified as cognitohazard no touch, smell, or even sight necessary just wayward berrification ideas turning into thought loops, then slowly materializing one juicy detail at a time, until... hmm, were you ever -not- a berry? 🫐

Moon Child Remix (Stories 3-5)

Reading up in the play room

Is it ethical to turn yourself into a carbon copy of one of your friends

it/its tits got me acting the fuck UUUOPPPPPPPPPP

"cw fat" fat bitches don't need a cw i'll kill you