comes over and fucks with your whiskers and runs away really fast

the Black Panthers were right

The fuck was I on about

A plural therian is called an ecosystem. A polycule of plural therians is a trophic chain. Multiple plural therian polycules is a biosphere.

prances around gayly, pissing you off

Suddenly very glad I haven’t given hasbro any money in at least a year, fuck off

The things I do to try and make rent

Age regressor girlfriend is audibly wracking a shotgun in the VC, she’s like 3 who gave her that

Missing: Wandering up to a missing persons poster on a telephone pole, and even though your new brain can't understand the words, you still recognize your former face in the picture.  A long since finished com from 3/19/25 for my girlfriend, @cadencecall.bsky.social  #art

Proud Parent Amidst the family photos on the mantle, the photo of a wild coyote stands out from the others. A long since finished com from 3/30/25 for @cynosurae.bsky.social #art #animalhrt

wags gigantic solid rubber tail and gives bystander a concussion

Toys dot com

I think it’s great when women smell Weird

They got the heat at the O’reilly auto parts

Flareon plushie has a seamed ripped after just two days of cuddles I’ll tear game freak apart with my bare hands

AWAWAWAWA

Fighting back the head fuzz from the new headmate cause I need to lock in. Cyberstan MUST FALL

drink responsibly! ...that includes any drinks which might turn you into a blueberry forever. especially those, actually...

it will happen again!

im so drunk i wish i was a blueberry in real life forever why is life so unfair

its been not even a full year and i prefer women now what did you do to me.

Your deep desire to pick up that cool stick you found is not some latent vestigial male trait left behind in your transfemme body it is your inner canid desperately trying to gnaw it's way free to the surface to remind you that, whether wolf or coyote or fox or whatever, you are a funny dog

To Belong 1/5 🧷 TF comic #TFTuesday #TFEveryday

To repeat. -- And to repeat: The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet, and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism, are the same faction.

Helldivers 2 is a middlespace game if you play it right

Hrrnhggrh…

Hrrnhggrh…

Yeah can I get the blueberry McSlosher meal with an extra hasbrown

*holding the steering wheel with my boner* what? oh, sorry didn't mean to freak you out, my mom taught me how to drive like this

She once tried to dye our har with kool-aid so I don’t wanna hear it

You ever wake up to find your headmate bleached your hair without asking

HELLO TO THOSE IN THE KCMO AREA AND BEYOND! Currently, I'm in the middle of making a movie! As a result i need as much help as I can get. Here are a few flyers I made to help facilitate a cast/crew for the picture I'm working on! If you t wanna tap in, feel free to complete the forum below!

Asking my therapist if the sentence "my 4½ yr old puppy-girlfriend-wife's system is very wise on account of the buddhism." Is an intelligible sentence and she leans in close to look me in the eyes and says "no"

our sexuality is basically: irl sex by itself isn't interesting, and kinky sex is neat but doesn't approach what we fantasize about. until we turn into a room-filling blueberry or the like, we're not much interested if you feel similar/otherwise just like sex in fiction while less so irl, consider:

Ugh I smell like wet dog. Species affirming but still annoying, I just showered

Lined piece for @fluffdrgn.casa ! #art a sweet treat for a sweet dragon!

*sloshes at you cutely*

it/its is coziest. it's just a blueberry, after all. what else do you call produce?

that’s new…

Feed me treats through the bars of my kennel I can be trusted with your fingers

You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now

I am god’s favorite puppy and cannot be killed. Please employ me

Happy Feblueberry

They’re explaining David lynch to me and I do not understand

average conspiracy cycle when it’s actually real

watching a bluey analysis and balancing it out by putting a call of duty kill montage on the other monitor so i don't feel like a baby