The dykeyest thing you can do is trade music recommendations with another girl

"Huh, turns out there *is* a rule that says dogs can't play baseball after all, good thing we're all human eh boys" "*entire locker room sweats, looks anxious, a batter lets out an involuntary coyote noise*"

ive been largely ambivalent to the term "femboy" for a while, but after seeing people weeping over "Ralsei Femboy Erasure" ive decided that it no longer exists. you can be a twink or you can be an uncracked egg. sorry. you lost privileges to the slur directed at me that ive been allowing you to use.

With enough skill and experience this too could be the relationship you have with your lesbian wife

Forgot to drink my soda before brushing my teeth so I had to save it for tomorrow

Have you ever wanted to see Shannon as a flammie??? Here you go!!! @chonkmancer.bsky.social did it for me cause I am too lazy to ever ever get to it myself aaaaaaaaa <33333333333333333333 #shannonsharkgottenart

ok, i did the thing and made a gofundme for @proxi.dog and i's upcoming move. we got an extension and we have until the end of july but we are still in the process of nailing down a place anything that we receive from this will help immensely since everything is expensive now gofund.me/65b06e231

[early 20’s t-girl with a rich grey shine across the rims of her mouth from huffing the finest computer duster this side of the Mississippi, wearing her 37 year old wife’s we are scientists t shirt that only grows baggier on her] have you heard about trans separatism?

i wanna smash your face in with a brick over and over again until your bones turn to dust and mix with your blood to concoct a new disgusting type of mud that i will use as the clay to create a beautiful vase that i will take home and display within it your least favorite kind of flower

Ya know I’m not really a Star Wars fan anymore but I’m still gonna ship boba fett and Darth Vader, idgaf who wants me dead this crack ship is MINE

i’m like some kinda sisterjoshi

If you saw me sopping wet in the ‘free puppies’ box by the trash would you stomp me [NO] -that’s awful I would take you home and adopt you cause I love you <3 [STOMP] -that’s a coyote, a trash dog that belongs there so I have to

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

everyone is 12 unless you're trans... then you're 14

A good flop

cw: blueberry I don't quite know how a situation like this - turning into a blueberry, in a very coded outfit, in... of all places, the Poolrooms, but I think it's pretty neat and funny. Just hope he doesn't go for an unexpected dip, that edge looks slippery! Commission for @lord-garon.bsky.social!

A fae asked for your consent instead of your name and now it's noncon even when you jerk off.

i’ve probably gone a few sizes up,,, @dragonteashop.bsky.social

With enough skill and experience this too could be the relationship you have with your lesbian wife

UUu-uhhh,,,

Juicy July- Sticky The one aspect of becoming a blueberry no one talks about is how it unlocks hard mode for your laundry. 😔

I’ve been so disorder-slop lately

I’m popping a blood vessel in my brain trying to split that new alter just for the pure undiluted drama of it all, nothing bad ever happens

So @gracewolfingad.bsky.social and @cadencecall.bsky.social are at my house #makeaterriblecomicday2025

did you know the effects of berry venom are completely and utterly permanent? bites you bites you bites yous-- #blueberry #inflation #permaberry

that pfp in the after screenshot lmao

Developing a Jez peep show fictive purely for self destructive reasons

Happy Juicy July! To help spread the juicy joy a'round, here's a tutorial on how we color blueberries~

There is no law in the books that prevents me from feeding this to my son

Recently bought a pair of glasses like this

Everyone is so mean to me all the time what the fuck I’m literally so niceys

Had a dream gooseworx bought a church to live in and host like events and stuff and I got to show her all the secret passageways n shiz that the church had, it was pretty cool

Found some more odds and ends from my collection to sell. Everything is complete and I’m open to deals.

coyote explosion (i blow up)

G2 Spacecase, my second Cyberjet rendering. Reposts appreciated as always.

At Olive Garden right now. This building is like so Olive Garden. Archatecture

Belching really loud then looking at my wife like this expecting praise

Thinkin bout fire walk with me again.

I think I might be gay as shit and it causes problems

Mormon boys make the best women