The best thing about wolves is that they’ve got so much loose pelt that you can just chew on if your brave enough

What do you call a lesbian who really tries to be butch but isn’t very good at it

happy birthday wendy carlos

FREE BAG OF PUMPKINS AND GOURDS

Wife got me a nice custom collar for my birthday

Hey wake up DWEEB it’s time for your public colonoscopy, go get your tear-away pants

how does one ask for kindness?

"Harkness Test Dropout" bumper sticker

I sneezed on my phone and it closed YouTube 😔

Honestly thinking about buying a toy. Anything is possible.

peltspeak dictionary (11th edition)

The scariest thing about the nutty professor is that it could happen to anyone

in space prison, dinner was always a big thing. we had a galactic pasta course, and then we had alien meat

transmitting feral/ABDL/incest/age gap art into the brain of anyone who utters the word "proship" around me like i'm professor x firing the holocaust beam into magneto

It’s 10 am I slurp my pink monster and moan and die of exposure in the cold

smothered in her scent

Addicted to the peltstink

Haven’t seen this posted yet on here. It’s tradition now

Twin peaks boxset fun dip and pack slop, this is the best birthday ever

I went to daddy’s orchard and nobody knew you

enamoured 🎨 by Tallarra on FA

I miss progesterone

i promise i'm not a cuck but watching my pretty girlfriend kiss another pretty girl is kinda hot

Friend :)

Please smoke in bed; my tinder heart

It’s really great when dragons are obese and since woke is back I can’t wait to see it more

here ‘vulpes’ a very rough attempt of translating animal brain into parsable english

Happy therian day btw!!

Pack, the faggotry is reaching new extremes

How do you get hyena pelt stink out of clothes

Hey wake up DWEEB it’s time for your public colonoscopy, go get your tear-away pants

#dwpsart #scolipede

Yeah my pussy’s poppin *sound of a cutlery drawer being thrown down the stairs*

So get this, I’m currently coming up with new spells. Try this one out. SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-GAGAHANAGA-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU. Say that 5 times fast and you can kill any teacher you want Comment down below what spells you want me to try next 🧙‍♀️ -the philosophical wizard (TM)

going up to a T4T lesbian couple like "which one of you is the poster and which one is the reply girl?"

the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.

Poem I wrote about climaxing while dying in a car crash

Aries is But a Barnacle

Im calciummaxxing

me (bullying you (bad at bullying)): nice shoes, nerd. Haha NOT they look dumb as hell. What are you gonna do, impregnate me about it?

Looks at you with my big wet and gay eyes

Im putting fresh tomatoes in your terrarium for you wyd

Found a thingy and brought it home

I have a jacket too I’m Snake Plissken

Im hot btw

Proof