unsuspecting plural system member: idk i find possession kinda hot in a strangely comforting and relatable way

You ever hug a wolf puppy that’s got too much pelt for its skinny little body and almost cry cause it’s literally SO small,,

Mom found my third cigarette stash but she’ll never take away my buzz #CigaretteJokerForLife

ABDLs are a great litmus test for one's understanding and acceptance of kink as a whole, much like how furries are the same for LGBT. People don't have to like it for me to want to know them, but if they hate it, then I like to nip things in the bud.

So I really didn't want to do this, but with work being on reduced hours, and now closing today as soon as I get there, I have to start taking kandi bracelet commissions. I need to raise about $200ish by next week so I can pay bills and afford my estrogen, so I'm thinking $15 for one and $20 for two

whiteboard doodles

I haven’t eaten in an hour or so and I’m so angry *pulls you apart like string cheese*

tries and fails to rip open my flimsy meant-to-be-torn-off plain white tshirt to reveal my “I HEART APTOPHILIA” shirt underneath but my rubber hooves can’t grip anything and i also fall over cuz i can’t maintain a bipedal stance

Scarlet brought home 2.5 gallons of pickle juice, I don’t want this

I built a big girl set for big girls that’s legal proof I’m a big girl forever

Type shit

Injures you cutely

people who refuse to try bluesky talking about how much they love twitter

This is the kinda shit I’m all about and you can either get with that or unfollow

Hey what if I ate all the chocolate in the house and you had to take me to the vet for cocoa poisoning would that be ok

in a dream i was a werewolf

“They’re like one big buisness poly” “Babe that’s the Japanese government”

I’m probably unbearable to receive texts from but that won’t stop me I love my friends and you cannot get rid of me

A lack of festive spirit makes me

The cool thing about being trans is that you don't have to "pass" to be HOT AS FUCK

Someone get me in touch with someone at fox, I just saved the Simpsons for another 4 seasons

break through

Injures you cutely

Found out I’m probably slightly allergic to chocolate, fuck my stupid puppy life

I can’t stop watching this video over and over youtu.be/nxvLmw-xnXE?...

Watching jingle all the way for the 3rd time this month, life is grand

just saw this image and got a #boner

my wife hates me for my dubstep lifestyle

If you jerk off right when the bell hits twelve on Christmas Eve Santa comes in and punches your chest until your heart stops

Can't believe I have to set a portion of my budget aside to fund my girlfriends playdough eating addiction.

So we got high and stuffed the Jerma985 stocking with treats for Christmas morning (we will have forgotten by Christmas morning) and my wife stuffed a literal chekov’s gun at the bottom (nerf gun loaded with one bullet)

The crowd waiting on New Years Eve for my berry wife to be lowered over a spike in place of the ball

I got diaper art for Christmas, yall wanna see

There should be more dinosaur therians

Just stood in my kitchenette and ate 7 pieces of buttered bread in a row, NEVER kill yourself!!!

Being unemployed is the most coyote thing you can be

you should be able to watch YouTube poop compilations in the theater

It's grinch friday.

Happy Solstice!

*paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at y

flying free

I’m feeding you vegetable through the bars of your enclosure

I hope if I ever spontaneously transform into a coyote someone will feed me a bowl of roadkill deer and blueberries

*transform into a giant dragon on accident inside the gay bar, destroying it* WHOOPS!!!!!

So what happened there

RIP Trashy the Snow Maam may ur gloops be glopped