Furpile OPENING NIGHT Saturday, May 23rd, 4-9pm

We’re about 25% of the way to our goal! Thank you to everyone who had pitched in anything so far! We’re getting close to the move out date so please share or donate if you can! Anything helps!

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Last point I wanna make here before I fuck off into the sun is that if your morality is directly tied to what makes you uncomfortable than congratulations, you are the perfect candidate for fascist dogma to slip between your “good vibes and pure lives” painted cracked. You are culpable

Please listen to victims until they go against the narrative you came up for them in your head of what they’re actually supposed to say

if u have anything to spare to help my gf and her partner (and her partner's partner!) get moved in up here please consider throwing them a bone or two!

Feeling very proud of myself for never actually drinking the tap water that made everyone get really into Michael Bay revisionism

Currently writing a short story about reaching sexual enlightenment by being trampled into paste

gofund.me/8092e0804 Heya, so were in a bit of a financial pickle as we move into the final stages of moving out and as a result we may need a bit of support to ensure we can pull this off. Any and all support helps!

i'm going to offer my ko-fi as an alternative method of payment for the forseeable future. if a direct line is preferable, this is the way. anything and everything is appreciated. ko-fi.com/ichorplus

goodbye

Professional Cube Rotator

No dear…we don’t need Culver’s. Mommy has Culver’s at home [pushes an entire cheese curd out of my nipple]

my girlfriend, girlfriend’s girlfriend, and girlfriend’s girlfriend’s girlfriend are moving soon; two of which are moving to our city from out of state. if you’re able, please consider giving them a little support to help them ease this transition. <3

Starting to think that hosting 8 matches of the most widely celebrated and watched sport in the world in a city that’s 80% hellish suburb, 15% kinda suburb, and 5% city with no actual public transportation infrastructure or walkable neighborhoods might have been a bad call.

Hey y'all, me, Lucie and Luna have a GoFundMe going now to help us with funds to help our new place together in Pittsburgh. We've gotten into financial hurdles trying to get this going so far so any help to alleviate concerns would be really helpful. gofund.me/8092e0804

gofund.me/8092e0804 Heya, so were in a bit of a financial pickle as we move into the final stages of moving out and as a result we may need a bit of support to ensure we can pull this off. Any and all support helps!

SKY

Fuck it, jailbreak the bangbus

Porn That Didn't Get Approved

I just called up my brother from another mother Dr Blowjob and that humdrum sonuvabitch just said you need a checkup buddy

Johnny Knoxville is a top 10 white guy just off being born with that name alone

Some old Bappy doodles I’ve done long ago

Please spare a few bucks so my wife can move in with me as frictionlessly as possible!

So I'm in the process of trying to move to a new place in the city and I could really use some help covering costs of moving and also help with food if you have any to spare venmo.com/code?user_id... cash.app/$CinnaMarcy

Blue heron has haunted me frequently since I left the theater. It’s poker and prided at so many crucial, deeply personal moments of my own life and perused them gracefully. I sincerely doubt anything else is going to hit as hard as this did this year. See it and ruin your day!

Coffee is big sis shit Iced coffee is middle sis shit Caffeinated tea is little sis shit Mt dew is big bro crud Coke is middle bro crud Root beer is little bro crud This is NOT MY OPINION. THIS IS FEDERALLY MANDATED AS FACT.

Not good that most people’s responses to finding happiness while on the teetering edge of apocalypse seems to just be “not thinking about it whatsoever”, which by itself is a uniquely and annoyingly American response.

Kinda by definitions and all technicalities a perfect song youtu.be/RJcR1aq5UqI?...

Prince is better than Michael Jackson but you wouldn't know bc everyone only talks about 3 songs on Purple Rain and that fucking Rock and Roll Hall of Fame solo

Anthrocon is a spot I’m gonna be at! Woah! Perhaps you might be there too? Who’s to say?

You don’t know sandwiches like I do pal. Just hang your hat up now. I’ve got cold cuts you could only dream of, buddy

‼️⁉️ #capydraws

Loving the new onslaught of health videos telling you its healthy to drink 3 matcha milkshakes a day

Welcome to the collective of people who looked at enough image boards to come to the conclusion that balto should have a penis inside of him. The rule here is that you should never mention that balto should have a penis inside of him under any circumstances

Everyone's a Swatcher! #swatchertvreruns

What's Your Problem - full program archive : 183s

Bitches love me for how I’m a pleasure to have in class

every1 loves me

In a very uncomfortable and sad way, the timeline of the Alfred’s playhouse girl is a pretty good key of trying to figure out why conservatives can’t make good art anymore. This administration sucks out the paranoia induced honestly and reflection, leaving only the racism and empty provocation

Keith Thomson (American, b.1965) "Jet Set," 2018 Oil on canvas 24 x 26 in #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

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