Shit man, they got me in the suit. That’s it. I just gotta accept the cards I was given.

Doing things such as “going on walks with my wife.” I highly recommend doing this

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Do not give him a cigarette

I can’t commit to a full bottom lifestyle because hello kitty anything does virtually nothing for me. Except the bunny guy. Love that fucker. I’ve rolled with them for years. The rest of the crew can piss off though

I wish I had that kind of brain that naturally can curate melodies and put notes together than make sense so I can justify keeping my bangs this long

she's shy 💜

Video Head Cleaner

certified comfort classics📺✨

if anyone wants to help with travel expenses, i'm flying back to my hometown in Maine today because my dad's about to die and it would mean a fuckton of i could get some help affording it so my mom doesn't have to bear the full burden please share if you can, thank you ko-fi.com/ashleynineli...

The scariest thing about the nutty professor is that it could happen to anyone

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Currently on a quest to naturally rid my language of anything "Memetic" culturally as well as individually. The only way out of this while maintaining any sense of sanity or base humanity is to rid and destroy any and all reactionary terms. Using your own words grants your own autonomy. Shit's lame

You can just do this with a song can’t you youtu.be/F1gEh_XO7wg?...

Everyone quickly break into Chuck Shumers house. He has those kind of granny pills that got banned in the 80’s for making people scalp each other in a motel 6 sexual style. He has chems that makes you see and have a passive aggressive talk with the air. There’s no way his geriatric ass can stop us.

12 Little Things www.ivynuss.de/12littlethings

Hey loser

I can’t bring myself to be bitter towards del toro even if half of his film i barely even enjoy. It feels like I’m kicking a dog every time I feel even a breath of cynicism towards his work. I respect a man who just made a career telling bed time stories where someone’s face gets caved in

ENDEARING: guy pushing 30 still has salad days in his topsters chart

Let's keep everything under control #oc 🛫

binturong fancam

Two episodes in and I have no clue where Plurb1us is going or what’s going to happen next. Vince spent the first two episodes cutting out anything that isn’t directly accelerating its momentum without sacrificing its mystery. This show is pretty damn confident in itself!

Something quick and self-indulgent 💫🐦🥴🦝

[flirting] you look like a sadder version of my mom

I went to daddy’s orchard and nobody knew you

I like how Danny brown instantly made better music and seemingly is in a better place in life the second he quit hanging out with Jpegmafia

Celery is the most useless vegetable. Goes good with almost nothing. It’s the worst part of a stir fry. Takes like nothing. Texturally feels like you’re eating a wet book. Horrible stuff

Right wingers when you post a TPUSA Spirit Halloween meme: The message from the left is clear. They want you dead. They want your children dead. They are evil. Pure evil. Right wingers when the burger commercial is too ethnic: The message from the left is clear. They want you dead. They want your c

yip yip yaaaoooowwww aaauuuuueee yaaiiiii yeehee

Please smoke in bed; my tinder heart

[nudging a woman violently sobbing on the bus] do you have telegram? I got this really cool 9/11 themed sticker pack. That one has furries in it.

First day of the complete woke victory and we’re already getting a new death grips project. Keep fighting the good fight of simply just having a consideration for literally anyone else but yourself folks

I 💚 WOKE

It’s hard to think any kind of punishment outside of every single Iraqi grabbing a blade and plunging it into the flesh of Dick Cheney would be balanced and equal. But knowing he died happily surrounded by his family especially makes it difficult to celebrate. I feel nothing except remorse

So get this, I’m currently coming up with new spells. Try this one out. SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-GAGAHANAGA-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU. Say that 5 times fast and you can kill any teacher you want Comment down below what spells you want me to try next 🧙‍♀️ -the philosophical wizard (TM)

morning-after breakfast & judgment

resident chat mouse doesn't even care

redrawing my cow guy #furryart #NSFW

Poem I wrote about climaxing while dying in a car crash

New chat pile is some good end of the world music

25 year old who clearly thinks i'm her mom sitting on my couch trying her hardest to get dick by hitting me with the phoebe/monica Bull Shit retrofitted to a zillennial post-post-homestuck world by asking which TADC character i think is "most gender." ma'am. i am thirty. it is time for black tar.

I pulled an illegal turn right off the highway just so I could snap a picture of this

Happy Hellayeen! 🎃

Not beating the gay people on Halloween allegations by going as the masturbation victim from the 1973 gay bushwick Halloween party in New York misty