Shout out to the guy at the con who was playing mysterious phonk on the waterfront keep believing that man is gonna go anywhere

I’m just a teenage iPad baby!

Great moments in U.S. History.

dick's nice and all but clean your room you nasty bitch!

First person to come find me today can have a special thing out of my wallet (no telling!)

Having a blast at anthrocon. You won’t believe who just came to see me!

Is there a market for wheel of fortune porn

Class xxxtentacion license

There is no law in the books that prevents me from feeding this to my son

Ectoplasmic Basement Fox

Based off how he frames them, Robert eggars sure has antiquated feelings about disabled people

You asked for it!! Our volumes 1, 2 and 3 are FINALLY back in print for a limited time only!! pre-orders are LIVE right now!! yiffmagazine.bigcartel.com

This anthrocon, I’ve made a few collect calls, and I’ve decided the planet will spin about 0.4 percent slower for this period. You’re welcome Pittsbrugh. I’m sorry most island nations and the eastern hemisphere

June

From January 2024

LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE!! to help cover cost & experiment with my style i'm doing PWYW photoshoots for anthrocon! ($20 minimum, aiming for above 30m but no fixed length) DM or reply if interested, some examples of previous work below

East coasters eat like they have a once a year bowl movement. Fuck it dude, sure, put pepperoni on my eggs who cares

co-worker saw me shift and destroy a whole sandwich in real time and said "damn you ate that shit in 2x speed"

The people around me are beautiful and I am full of love

candy reign is back on streaming btw 👍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXEj...

2 piece boygirls in an Arc. the he/she development

dude… dude #makeaterriblecomicday2026

i do this cuz i like you #makeaterriblecomicday2026

People at dive bars don’t even talk to you anymore they just look at you like this if you ask if they have a cigarette

Happy #makeaterriblecomicday !

they're imprisoning people for decades over a noise demonstration. this isn't getting anywhere near the attention it should be.

steve albini used to say this quote to the audience before all of his shows because he loved roast beef sandwiches so much.

I have a vivid memory during the first year of Obama’s presidency of my dad sitting me down and showing me the entire “this land is your land” jibjab without any of us laughing or moving.

I like this frame of the whale. Brendon Fraser looks like a trickster forest imp that will reward you with a baggie of bog berries

I’ve been tied up with moving and editing to work on anything, so in the meantime here’s a micro story I wrote for a magazine a few months ago. It’s called whiskers and it’s about two furry lesbians saying goodbye. open.substack.com/pub/bottlero...

Hello @markhamillofficial.bsky.social I am 15 years old abd i love Mexican street corn pringles as well as family friendly Xbox games. Could you be a doll and send me to Ukraine. I have a secret to share that could end all that nonsense by creating a new country called friendshipland

ARE YOU READY TO GET SEXY. THE SEX ROOM @ ANTHROCON 26. @ MR. ROBOTO PROJECT. SAT JULY 4. DOORS @ 7PM. MUSIC @ 8PM. FEAT. @flowerpuppy.online @everender.com @macmania22.bsky.social @gabuislost.bsky.social @pentuppup.bsky.social & @arps.trickystoop.com. TWO HOURS. SIX ACTS. $15/PWYC. SEE YOU SOON. 💙

Overheard a desk clerk say “No, 36 isn’t too old to be playing Roblox” while siphoning complementary mint & cucumber water from the most expensive hotel in downtown Pittsburgh. Love it here folks

Christmas cards

Riding Renamon across the Spaghetti Junction

You’re easier to make out in the dark

Peak-A-Boo

Bog

He is PLAYING BASS. Is that OKAY???

🍷 who else loves this emoji unconditionally like I do?

Pittsburgh has been one hell of an exciting boot to break in. So much magic can be cast by living somewhere where you can just keep walking and walking and walking

Gotta steal the words of a friend of mine here, but the whole “13 years of dubstep between releases” is exactly why the new skrillex is gonna last with me longer than the new boards of Canada. I’ve listened to it 4 times and it’s basically water and oil in my brain.

You couldn’t make the nutty professor today due to the fact that it’s not really that funny

It’s gotta be really stressful to drive the windowlicker limo. I’d hate to have that job. The stress would tear me to shreds