Happy new year everypony

Fronky (Ozzy)

i promise to be more obnoxious in 2026

There are 6 different things Kevin o,Leary says in Marty supreme that no human being has ever said before. And each one is more insane than the last. I’ll tell him good job before I feed him to the piranhas

Atlanta really is the hustling capital of the world. Mid makeout someone asked me if I wanna buy coke.

I’m eternally grateful for the friends in my life who can shake the notion of being alone and valueless out of my skull. I cherish all of you so so very much. Thank you for being the constant reminder than I am wrong. I love you all

I’ll never stop drinking borg on the boat baby

I used to think toonami was a kind of soup you’d slurp up in the New England coast. “Ey Mr waiter man gimmie some of that fookin toonami! Yeah yeah that with the whitefish! Bless you boss man”

Awwww man baby they let me show a movie!

Pittsburgh is a city where you can probably be moderately successful while being consistently day drunk. I’m at a breakfast spot and everyone’s pounding jagerbombs and busting it down to A$AP Ferg. I love it here

In 1989, French newspaper Libération asked 700+ filmmakers from around to answer just one question: "Why do you film?", the answers they received varied from several pages long to just a few words, here's some of them.

Saw another semi chubby t girl at the heartville Jackson airport as we both gave each other the nod of approval after seeing the giant boxes of Chinese food we ordered

As is tradition, here’s is 100 albums I really enjoyed this year

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If you jerk off right when the bell hits twelve on Christmas Eve Santa comes in and punches your chest until your heart stops

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

My favorite picture of 2025

i really fuck with southern trans people if not entirely because they're the least likely to be weird if you invite a black person over to the function.

Sure why not. Fuck it. Who cares

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“It’s a team building exercise”

I’m sorry to say but Springfield just isn’t a safe spot to hold a convention anymore. It’s only been two days and I’ve already had 4 good friends of mine get pantsed and crank called by Bart Simpson. Springfield furry fest has a pranking problem and I’m tired of ignoring it

it wants to be your friend

Wagever

huzzah!

push th’ little daisies

Introducing: the cover for issue N°3 of Yiff! Magazine! Our third issue is all about the cartoon world. Having a piano fall on your head, drinking from jugs labeled "XXX", uncannily long appendages, all things cartoon logic! Cover art by @critterdome.bsky.social! More news soon!!

Be sure to tap into this! I wrote an exclusive article for this about cumming and fantastical idealism!

Really don’t have room for artists who just paint highly detailed versions of memes anymore

my roommate has not paid her rent in a couple months and we are jointly liable. this means i will have to front it ASAP and i do not have enough money. I get paid biweekly right now, I have about 2000 in my bank account, and rent needed is 2100. (cont)

Was walking through my wife’s dads house and stumbled upon a piece that actually stopped me dead in my tracks

It interpreted me mid sentence just to play this full volume at our terminal

Babe, I wanna do it lawnmower man style today

Photo booth

Oh brother

I Really Want To Go To MFF 2025. I Really Want To Go To FC. ANEFWABLFC. I Really Want To Go To The Big Con In The Sky. »Funny, weird, and moving« (Artillery Mag, L.A.) 🧩 Watch here: www.ivynuss.de/anthrocon2025

heeler blue

Free critterdome. Fuck what’s comfortable to you

Anyone know any good witches who can cast a hex on David Portnoy? I’m tired of seeing his face on every third gambling ad I get now. Maybe you can do a thing where a new gash or blemish shows up anytime he’s shows up on someone’s phone? I’m not the expert here I’m just throwing shit to the wind. Tnx

We're screening a filmed presentation of Pydance's "God's Country" at the Oklahoma Film Exchange on Jan 6 in OKC at 8PM. Witness our reaction live in and person as we experience the most unexpected work of art ever inspired by our trashy little rock band. No advance tix, sorry!

Meth is so funny. Yeah man let’s rent a hotel 6 room, never leave it, smoke 400 dollars worth of product in 2 days, and spend a third of the time jerking off the limpest dick you’ve ever seen while broad city plays on the tv. That’s a date buddy

Crucial watch youtu.be/q9Wizggqu0w?...

don't be shy, give a dog a bone ;3 patreon sticker club design for december! patreon.com/bunnymutt

The alternative version of myself who dropped out of college to become a long range trucker is probably living her best life right now

I notice when people think masc presenting enbys dont actually count btw. I see that shit constantly, especially in otherwise leftie circuits.

it a trumpet world...

[approaching the most obviously on acid person at a party] “hey, has anyone told you that you have a really unique way of walking. I’ve never seen anyone walk like that before. Keep being you, champ”

Shadowbox created for an art trade with @outsidewolves.bsky.social 📽️🐺