what a pic this is

Encountered a guy who considers himself edgy because he listens to Fallout boy and I can only picture talking to SpongeBob now

who tf is that cunt

Email at work this morning "Introducing our new AI assistant for [our company]! Babble babble please click the link to implement it" Ugh, ignore, I will not use this unless the boss specifically tells me to Boss comes up to me later "Thanks for not clicking that phishing email!"

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

HYPE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HYPE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GALLONS OF MOUNTAIN DEW BAHA BLAST IN PLASTIC BOTTLES THAT FILL MY PEACOCK THEATER.

My strangest takeaway from all this was to learn Franklin is Canadian.

Straight to Hell with you

Ethereal thumbnail

if you say “sportsball” these are your ideological comrades btw

she out here cooking jurkeys

surprise surprise…

Just lift it up out of your way and leave it on top of a wall.

Their heads just did that

I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me

"whatever happened to that guy fawkes guy who made undertale" -my dad during thanksgiving dinner

gn

I'm never looking at the food channels in that server again, man

This should be a new fairy tale

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Made a colour variant Mr. Blobby because nobody can stop me anymore. I am beyond consequences.

sorry i put this elsewhere but i might as well share it here in case people here need it for future internet arguments

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:

This is just a late-era Pantera album cover

This is the surest indicator yet that he is not some bad faith operator but is, in fact, a fucking moron

earthbound lookin ass

The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline

In a server I'm in, we do Fred Durst Fridays for fun and like clockwork this guy in his late 30s comes in to whinge about it in the way a 13 year old does and it's the funniest part of the whole day

guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters

the duality of man

The Eminem discord I'm on is not talking about it because one of the popular members just deserted the Moroccan military and everyone's too busy cheering him on

Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.