"it's the purse, right? chicks love the purse"

AND IT'S CONGRESS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

cosmo, wanda, i wish some production company would go all-out making a period-accurate wacky-ass y2k family movie. someone's gotta make the next Inspector Gadget (1999) is all i'm saying

remember when the muppets had an 80-minute broadway show where they were only on stage for 15 minutes, and it barely made it out of previews before getting cancelled two months early? yeah man, the 90s were a weird time, it's been considered lost media for-- what do you MEAN it's happening Right Now

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

i need a temporary secretary big and hairy name is larry we will marry in january we'll make merry gay, it's very

halloween is over, she's defrosting

maybe it's the seasonal depression talking, but i'm starting to wonder if whimsy can even exist in this economy. i really want to believe it can, but the past few years have really challenged that for me

only a couple more hours until halloween gets kicked to the curb like a dying orphan and we're all legally mandated to worship mariah carey as our lord and savior for the next two months in other news, i'm getting older and time is moving faster. it's overwhelming, man

penn jillette on "fool us" be like "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the coast of orion. a long time ago i was in burma, watching a child play with a ruby the size of a tangerine. anyway i can neither confirm nor deny whether or not you have fooled us"

hey guise i found this on a vhs tape, no srsly u gotta believ me

i don't normally do the whole "born in the wrong generation" thing, but hot damn would i have loved to work in the art/props department at nickelodeon studios. like literally what other place would let me build wacky-looking shit like this

i'm convinced the musical "cats" was deliberately written to troll the normies in the audience the way it actively defies explanation while insisting that it all makes sense. you try to look up what a jellicle is and all you learn is that they are and they can and they do, 10/10 trolling right there

jd from scrubs: "h-" dr cox: "ohhh, and now you expect me to tell you off with a lengthy, exaggerated rant about how much i hate you, throwing out witty one-liners like a writer's room trying to meet quota, while also kind of making an ass of myself at the same time?" the todd: "did someone say ass"

Yeah I got FOMO Fear

"it has come to our attention that Fozzie has been telling jokes about Sam Eagle"

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

anyone younger than you: "oh my god, you're so old" anyone older than you: "i was the first creature to have crawled out of the primordial soup, do not lecture me on the ancient texts"

who else remembers going to the toy store and seeing exactly one set of nsync dolls on the same shelf as "Fight Force," "Special Edition Famous Car," "Dirt Bike," and "Girl"

Eminem: “Half you critics can’t even stomach me, letalone stammy.” Eminem’s best friend the cartoon mascot Stammy: “Hey thanks for looking out, man.”

the bus driver taps the sign, "don't talk about twitch ads in chat." unfortunately the only available seat is directly across from the trivago guy, who's already giving me the stupidest fucking shit-eating grin i've ever seen

haven't fully figured this out yet, but ya know what, fuck it ko-fi.com/flamingsacko...

maaan i want to get into doing collabs again, i feel like gonzo in search of some kind of larger muppet-show situation to contribute some wacky shit to

one time i saw a youtuber compare his videos to a sandwich made with two slices of bread and a few tiny peppers, the idea being that you'd have to eat through all the bread (the boring fluff parts) to get to the peppers (the interesting bits) my brother in christ, that sandwich sounds fucking awful

"and lo, on that day they opened the tomb to find it empty, save for a bunch of blacklight posters and an unmistakably pungent earthy smell"

i like to imagine The Algorithm as a lunch lady character from an early-90s kids' movie who scoops up a big spoonful of vague mystery-meat slop and just dumps it right on your plate

me as a kid: "lmao what kind of drugs were they on when they made this" me as an adult: "i want more wacky whimsical shit made by weirdo stoner artists and i'm not even slightly joking"

pov: it's your turn to talk in a job interview but your brain picks the wrong spiel "what makes you a good fit for this job?" "i'm going to ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer or think the other team doesn't have a clue, you can Dare them to answer for double the dollars"

dont stop creating. we NEED creativity now more than ever theres so much out there puttin that shit in danger. i dont care what it is: art, music, whatever. do something fucking creative. take part in something that brings u happiness. who gives a fuck about what anyone else says create & have fun

sometimes you just gotta make up a logo for a nickelodeon contest that doesn't exist

y'all ever forget to change the interaction settings before clicking Post so you accidentally leave yourself open to notifications from keyword-trawler bot accounts

drops this here while waving a giant flag that says "/LH"

hello, this is Name from Company, and i am very excited to present the trailer for our brand new game, Something Or Other. enjoy. [one trailer later] but that's not all. our brand new game, Something Or Other, will be available Later Today. [screen transition] hello, this is Name from Company,

excuse me, can i get a couple ice cubes in here please

april fools everyone, i'm actually a soggy box of lasagna

ah yes, my favorite video game subgenres: roguelike, soulsborne, tacowaffle, superwholock

now: "go to something-or-other dot com for more info" mid-to-late 90s: "hey kids, did you know you can visit us on the information superhighway? get your parents' permission and log onto aych-tee-tee-pee, colon, slash-slash, doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou dot--"

"coyote vs acme" watching "the day the earth blew up" actually get released

if you see this, share a skeleton

someone: "hey how much would you charge to 3d print this model for me" me, having zero experience with commissions: "...fuck, good question"

is it a vent doodle of sorts? or is it just a mood? the answer is yes