You wish you were me

The best time to post is 10 years ago, the second best time to post is 2 am

I keep seeing the same Gambling App ads on Twitch and they are all AI Generated and it makes me want to not get subpoenaed

I think we should take money away from babies who need food and give it to the feckless monsters behind gambling apps

They took Tomorrowland and put it in an MMO

NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THE COSMIC EXPLORATION SHIT OH MY GOD ITS SO FUN

Zero is so fucking cool. I hate the stoic loner characters so much but Zero is so fucking cool.

I know we're not in a recession because all the chip companies are coming out with new chip flavours like French Onion Soup, Honied Ham and Spiced Turkey so there is no way that w- Oh god oh no oh god.

Buggleboos meal

More games need to have slapstick and sightgags in their writing. Not just quips that are """funny"""

FFXIV has such fucking funny moments

I have the have my tax payment before the 17th so I am really in need of taking work! I have a wide array of options on my Vgen. 1 vintage pinup on sale would cover it!

Im back on my bullshit

Bless up Happy Piccolo Day

For the Canadians

Steal this idea: A 10,000 year old colony space ship that doesnt have Faster-Than-Light travel so all the people on board reshape their culture and language around OSHA. "Live Green, Die Cert"

Every TTRPG campaign devolves into making the antagonist do stupid shit to crush their spirit. And its beautiful. Your last stand against the big bad will be about finding the largest staircase in the realm and riding them down it like a spare mattress.

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

Movie idea Alien vs Alien

[LEANS IN UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE] BTW, since you asked so nicely, my dream Star Fox game visuals-wise would lean more into the old sci-fi pulp inspirations. Make them puppets. Give everything toy / model vignette feel. Like "Thunderbirds" or the old Star Wars movies pre-CGI.

The King's Chancellor seeing me using the salad fork instead of cheese fork

Watching Popeye the Movie has the same feeling as going through a TikTok feed, I become numb at the end of it and my ADHD becomes irrevocably worse

Whatever, at least Malta got a theme park out of it

The Popeye movie would have been 1000x better if it was all slapstick and not 5% slapstick and 95% noise. It should have been slapstick John Wick.

"That was a close one Fox! Corneria has your thanks!"

Hi everyone I have a pretty hefty bill due and I’d really like to take work today!!

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Gift art for @renobee.bsky.social 🚬💛 Drew this up when I was going through Mad Men. I really wanted to experiement doing more masculine vintage pin-ups! 💖| #cashmerescloset #vartist #vintage #pinup #retro #gift

Oh my god i forgot about Lucy from r1999

Metroid Prime - We Must Find The Final Gun www.twitch.tv/renobee_

Today at 6pm EST- I need to collect the last wonderful gun for a beautiful woman in Metroid Prime www.twitch.tv/renobee_

strongest characters in fiction

Hiiii I’m gonna announce the birthday sale on my commissions todayyy it’s officially cashmerethot season babyyyy I’ve just been super busy because we have shows almost every weekend!!

Rendered painting #commission on #vgen for @renobee.bsky.social ! always a pleasure to make art of Wormwood really proud of how this one turned out ✨

i hear a famous writer moved into town...

Fictional Women I am obsessed with at the moment (excluding ocs) 1. Star Gazer Pinball lady 2. Maria Socket Watch this space for my brain ejecting important information to make room for obscure, fictional women

western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE

Maria Socket......

Who wants to form a Robot electric pop band with me

Thats it dipshit, I'm trapping you in my Whimsical Moog Machine

It took like a year of me not touching this to finish this picture of @dogmouthed.bsky.social 's Jester. Happy late 1 year to Royal Royale.

Vintage Story Return to Hogaroth www.twitch.tv/renobee_

THE REALMS SHIFT AND CHANGE ONCE MORE. WHAT WAS LOST IS FOUND, BUT NEW. WE RETURN TO A NEW HOGAROTH. THE COMMUNITY SERVER OPENS ANEW TODAY AT 5PM EST ON THE STREAM www.twitch.tv/renobee_

MYSTERY KOFI DOODLE SLOTS ARE BACK! I have 5 slots available that I will be working on this weekend + week! These are always really really fun to work on so get a slot while they're open! I'm gonna get pretty experimental with this batch :J 💖| #kofi #commissionsopen #art #vartist #skeb