how it feels to have the equivalent of a sixpack from misc. beer and cider cans left over in the fridge

another one!!!!!!! #Skeb #Commission via @skeb.jp skeb.jp/@megupuluie/...

danganronpa is so funny because kyoko could solve every murder case by herself but her bum ass keeps crossing her arms and smirking while telling makoto to take over from there even though his peanut brain can't connect even the most obvious dots without help. its a specific form of recklessness

general grievous, who changed careers and became a surgeon, working a bottom surgery: another one for my collection

world lala day and its so packed i cant see 80% of the players due to visiblity caps lol #ffxiv

if i had a nickel for every show I've watched where avoiding talking spoilers meant misgendering someone, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but --

another sock has been lost to the clothes washer

creature

guy: so sad steve jobs died of ligma me: whats ligma guy: ligma balls lol me, nervously shaking: no seriously w-whats ligma

円山写ん歩 まったりひかりちゃん *** Take a walk at Maruyama Zoo Relaxing cat *** 🐾 🐾 #円山動物園 #ユキヒョウ #ヒカリ #maruyamazoo #snowleopard #hikari

DEEP IN MY HEART... POIKOS was the team that got WORLD FIRST UMAD #realandtrue

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my lalafell skeb commission!!!! #ffxiv #Skeb #Commission via @skeb.jp skeb.jp/@megupuluie/...

braver than any marine is the one with inflamed fingers, a sore ass and the need to wipe it

its her

italian-american necromancers be like ay go plague da livin my gabaghouls

the resemblance is uncanny #ffxiv

i dont give a shit about mixtape it looks boring to me personally but god am i sick and tired of the reprise of gamergate-ass discussions around it like its existence is an affront to gaming

Chort

dipping my alpha in molten rock for enrichment #ffxiv

*thinking loudly at work* Mark. This is good news. We can finally be bees. This is good news. We can be bees. You can be a bee. You'll live for... Thirty years.

the runway emote in #ffxiv is a certified banger

i think my new employee at the satellite array base is kinda cute

bro. let's sync up our menstrual cycles bro. let's link up bro. i don't care if we're both just dudes, i'd bleed for you bro.

somewhere out there is an artist born to ryona but forced to guro

んーセイバーー！

me, driving home late at night: fuck man fuuuuuck i shouldnt have had that 7th beer the deer in my headlights:

if they had simply built it as just the single-child tower 9/11 wouldn't have happened

"argh, this jar of pickles is just out of my reach, I wish I had some tool to help me get it" the ever so humble stepladder:

slutty slutty urianger is waiting for you at the waking sands

the epstein files implicates big names from Norway including royalty. and yet, I fear that besides resignations and silence, nothing is going to happen because it would be terribly inconvenient for the involved. this is not including the implications of foreign interference in national affairs...

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i propose an update to the "monkeys on a typewriter" thought experiment, but it's about music and the inevitability of rediscovering the Buddy Holly-riff.

hey man im just asking the real questions

おたおめショウ詰め合わせ㊗㊗ #アークナイツ　#明日方舟

the pillars of nosgoth from the Legacy of Kain franchise. these pillars of power stretching seemingly infinitely upwards, and as you see in Soul Reaver 2, downwards aswell and the various states you find them in throughout the series being indicative of the overall world's wellbeing are so iconic.

foodprepping the next week's work lunches for me is me making God's Own Miracle to put in the boxes and then when I'm done, I make the saddest thing to ever enter human gastronomic systems to eat as breakfast now.

This is how the Arcadion finale played out for me. #ffxiv #vuroart

what could it be... #alicesawyart

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