she would find him in any universe

Mass Effect presents a universe where you can fuck someone so good that they stop being racist. I don't know where that falls on the political spectrum but I find it an aspirational vision of the future

Send Help is an incredibly unsubtle film that simultaneously is deceptively complex beneath the hood. The ability of the film to never comfortably settle on a single hunter/hunted dynamic is really interesting.

Hail thee and well met stranger, care to sample my wares?

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

Cannot imagine a better casting than John Reynolds here

Dylan O'Brien does some insanely good little snickers in Send Help

What if Send Help happened on the Beach That Makes You Old

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

You know what's truly wild...it's not until 1996's Daredevil #353, 32 years after his creation, that we have our first issue where Matt Murdock is a Blind Lawyer Who Lives in Hell's Kitchen.

An unused Captain Planet cover

"Crazy Jo grows a claw!" Hell yeah let's do this

I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.

SHEEV'S PLAN:

in case you were wondering what stage of capitalism we're at, google search is now treating the word "crumble" as a misspelling of the cookie brand crumbl

Today I honor the famous sorcerer Yoda

The Assassination of the Mandalorian by the Coward Grogu

i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad

IDK! If pigs can fly what are airplanes for? If money grows on tree what are jobs for? If whiskey runs the river in big rock candy mountain what are liquor stores for?

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

Shoutout to my friend Wade who pointed out that with the overwhelming global popularity of One Piece, Alan Moore’s prediction in Watchmen of pirate comics overtaking superhero comics has come true

tonight my son (almost 3) was watching a video of a forklift on youtube and he said affirmatively, “that’s what me talking about”

Imagining a Flash game where you play as Jesus of Nazareth and you need to flip the tables in the Temple. You get more points the faster you do it, and they keep setting up more tables in the minute of playtime. Eventually there’s big tables where you have to hit the space bar 2x

"just as I suspected... Tiny footprints... Leading to her brain..."

The thing you don't completely realize as an adult until you read his books out loud to a child is how much Dr. Seuss slaps.

The guy who portrays the Rocky puppet in Project Hail Mary looks like if the cartoon version of Egon Spengler were real

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

In the end some Gungans died. Some ships blew up and some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin. The battle droids were broken

Oh man, Strip Law actually is really funny

(* Star Wars) (sorry. couldn’t let it go)

This is the best spider-man of all time to me and it’s not even close

It is weird that like 90% of the new DC cinematic universe is meant for adults between the horror movie and Peacemaker and Creature Commandos and even Superman being rated M in Aus.

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, all fighters' default poses are a standard T-pose with arms out and open eyes, except for Yoshi. He has a unique default pose that gives him lowered eyelids that result in a smug or satisfied expression.

sure we’re enjoying a good natured laugh at lil dude’s expense but this would actually be such a cool way for t-shirts to be. motorcycles and pies. nevada and baseball. autumn and judaism. i could go on

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I either had forgotten or was never aware that Harrison Ford narrated a trailer for THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. This is the most pretend-excited he has ever been. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nccm...

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

@gregrucka.com just a heads up that Batwoman 2 rules btw

I don't think I really accept the "Dr Robby is a white man which means his pain shouldn't be centred" when he's like the only explicitly Jewish character on a big TV drama in God knows how long

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...