Can you guess what the author of this op-ed is complaining about, invoking literally "North Korea"? If you guessed "Seattle Bicycle Weekends", you're correct!

Brett Sullivan was this close to becoming the first pitcher in baseball history to hit two home runs in one inning

🚨 Brett Sullivan just hit the first home run by a not-Ohtani-pitcher this year 🚨

Can you guess what the author of this op-ed is complaining about, invoking literally "North Korea"? If you guessed "Seattle Bicycle Weekends", you're correct!

Cursed 💀

As a Seattle resident me and many of my friends, colleagues, coworkers and enemies think Seattle dogs are good, actually.

if you had to throw grogu for distance (not saying you should, just, you know, if you had to), i suspect the most efficient way would be to grab him by the ears and spin around like a hammer thrower in the Olympics

a little crazy to think that absent some excellent reporting from @clairemcnear.bsky.social the current ceo of the daily wire could have instead been the current host of jeopardy

progress check: so far, so good

It's May and there are about a thousand shirtless men chanting "Pat-rick Wis-dom" from the 300 section. if that's not the meaning of life, I don't know what is

live update from t-mobile park: the tarps are off

You have options: flipyourtrip.org

an rmi guide set a record by going from the paradise parking lot to the mount rainier summit and back in 3:43 last week, a week after he broke the mailbox peak record as a warmup www.seattletimes.com/life/outdoor...

"Gemini, kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. Make no mistakes and do not hallucinate."

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folk singers LOVE a song where each verse is the same but with a different member of their family. brother, sister, mother, father, they just can't get enough

me halfway through Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World

here we go again, the new york times calling an increase of 115k jobs under Trump "solid" while it called similar or considerably bigger gains under Biden "disappointing" or "weak"

world's most normal parking advocate

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

drinking a beer outside rn, rendering me effectively invincible

wow, they turned the Mariners crab fries basket into a boat 🤯

Family Knows Not To Interrupt Dad While He’s Skimming Pool, Listening To Orioles Radio Broadcast https://theonion.com/family-knows-not-to-interrupt-dad-while-he-s-skimming-p-1819578904/

I know I complain a lot about cars taking over Seattle but this is getting ridiculous

people still want to act like nihilism is cool but it is actually bullshit compliance. humans are not going away. we get to decide if future generations suffer or if they live free. hope is punk as fuck. our oppressors want us to believe we have no power and nothing is possible. it’s not true.

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Seattle ballet be like "swan data lake" is this anything

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We have noticed a very pixelated version of this image kicking around. Here's a better quality one. Were you there for this photoshoot on 2nd Ave nearly 20 years ago?

in honor of mario cristobal forgetting how time as a concept exists, $106 for haynes king (10) throwing a touchdown to christian leary (6) to put georgia tech up over Da U after miami could have kneeled @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Accepting an op-ed that uses "Comrade Katie" is an incredible choice by Geekwire. What did this thing look like *before* an editorial pass?

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk

Thots and prayers to all my Sports Lesbians today.

Someone on Seattle reddit shared a photo of a waterspout on the Puget sound from 15 minutes ago: www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...

Special Weather Statement issued April 15 at 3:10PM PDT by NWS Seattle WA Additional Details Here.

This is on a chart

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masterful gambit sir

i couldn't come close to beating @thefalkon.bsky.social this year but still finished with a respectable 🥈 in the kaggle march madness competition! 144th out of 3,483 teams this year with no gambling involved

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

it's Phoenix. it's always Phoenix. it will always be Phoenix.

... jason benetti just made a "sneakers o'toole" reference