Quitting my job to go bankrupt opening a pizza place

Me a year ago: I dunno HSAs always seem not worth it but my family has chronic health issues so maybe I'll give it a shot Me now: out several hundred dollars for nothing because I didn't scramble at the last minute to buy a bunch of shit that I don't want or need but technically qualifies

But aren't there other Rebel Cells? Well there are. So here's Saw Guerrera's right hand man: TUUUUUUBES (Andor Characters as Drill tweets, part 23 of 1138)

The Republicans tried to stir up pogroms against Haitian communities during the 2024 campaign, and they’re setting the stage to do the same thing to Somalis as we head into 2026. It’s the new migrant caravans, but potentially far more deadly.

hey @rokhanna.bsky.social, you still trying to bring this piece of shit back into the fold? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Mayor Mamdani already successfully sweeping the NYC streets of its criminal element!

Post a black and white panel and tell us who drew it. This one is @roryblank.bsky.social.

domme: and who does my pathetic little plaything belong to? sub: my life for aiur, executor

This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

Very rare that something On Here makes me belly laugh alone in my room but this one got me

I am a broken record but: this will require Supreme Court reform. There is no chance the John Roberts Six allow prosecutions of Trump officials to stand. 1/

Unironically based, smash the rentiers.

i am rooting as much as is appropriate for mamdani to be an effective mayor because if he manages it, he will be an important model and national leader for american progressives — one part fiorello la guardia, one part robert la folette

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

Well I suppose that was to be expected

I did it!!!! Happy New Year everyone 🎉🎇!!! Believe in yourself! Believe that you can draw a horse!!! #art #pokemon

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

"Ball is life", thus, by transitivity, "Fuck it, we live."

it's wild how many people on my timeline are already like fully into the new year rn. like. you know early adopters are basically lab rats right? we don't really know what 2k26 does to you in the long term

update

guy who gets really mad about foreshadowing because its technically a spoiler

Honestly by turning pc gaming into a patrician hobby, the AI bros might be doing us all a favor

i'm Greb Parkley, and i'm running as a Republican on the most important issue facing America today: heavily armed men who refuse to identify themselves being unable to immediately access whichever daycare they please

have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?

2026 prediction: every day will spiritually be Wednesday

Taking the piss? Buddy that's what the terlet is fer

I am from a small patch right between both of these. The problem is twofold. 1) The alternatives are always rejected unless it's like a prison the state plops down. B) It's damn near impossible to get talent to relocate to say.. Hazard, KY to make a third of what they would make in a real state

Grandma has a right to a home, medical care, etc. she does not have a right to stymie any sort of change around her, and certainly does not have a right to pick my fucking pocket. And, I gotta say, I don’t think the older generation realizes the degree to which young folks are angry about this.

Under the weather? Buddy we all are, weather comes from clouds

"Is Pikachu straight representation?" Greatest thread in the history of the forums, locked by a moderator after 12000 pages of heated debate

we should call this time the years of lead paint

moots with 20+ blocks tag: silly, inconsequential, "they probably told it how it is" enemies with 20+ blocks tag: richly deserved, final, "the world seeing them for who they are"

And, bluntly speaking, I’ve been around this block enough times to know that the Republicans never bring any of this bullshit up - “surely we can all agree fraud is bad!” - out of a genuine interest in solving the problem, they’ve got a fucking angle, and I’m not gonna play a rigged game with them

if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible

Im fucking crying omg

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are genocidal monsters with body counts and social damage worse than most historical dictators and i wish people would stop sabotaging the already-small odds of them ever facing justice by going "well um actually the tech is just *inherently* bad 🤓" to minimize it

Had this exact thought while watching Witch From Mercury. On some level you could have done this premise in the 90s or mid 00s but it would have been handled entirely differently (I'm on like 6 episodes deep so pls no spoiling, but the yuri is rapidly becoming text already)

socialism is when your former landlord raises the rent after you move out

Someone posting “won’t someone please think of the Nazi camp guards” is the reason we need to return to the “block and move on” ethos of early bluesky

an individual unit of popcorn should be called a brigadier general since it gets promoted from a kernel

All pets fall into one of two categories: faithful companion or weird little guy. Cats? Weird little guy. Dogs? Faithful companion (except very small dogs) Rats? Faithful companion. Hamsters? Weird little guy. Parrots? Weird little guy. Horses? Faithful companion.

This is taking food out of the mouths of digital artists who would like to receive visits from the Secret Service

"I've marked it on your map" - guy who's marked it on your map