Once again, the correct and obvious answer to "Will you vote for Gavin Newsom for president in November 2028?" is as follows: "I will not, because he will not be the Democratic nominee."

Tell me that airing the n-word, with a 2-hour time delay to make the decision, while editing out ‘Free Palestine’, wasn’t a conscious editorial choice. Just try to tell me. Also, free Palestine.

Fun fact: NCAA President Charlie Baker testified in December 2024 that he knows of fewer than ten transgender college student-athletes among 510,000 athletes total. My mom has more attendees at her monthly bible study. 🤷‍♂️ glaad.org/fact-sheet-f...

Timeline cleanse 🙂

I’m assuming this reversal is because rich people were about to be slightly inconvenienced 🤔

The magic isn’t over. In two weeks will be the 2026 Winter Paralympics in Milano-Cortina, in which you’ll be able to witness exceptional athletes with disabilities do things you’d never be able to do. ✨

This rules. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYY78p/

Happy 40th anniversary to "The Legend of Zelda" (released on February 21, 1986).

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

So Stephen A Smith thinks that “America” will elect another Black man as President, even one who sycophantically parrots a lot of their core beliefs… Bruh… 🤦‍♂️

My profile says “fuck Elon Musk” and I got added to a block list of people who support Elon musk. 🤷‍♂️

You want artists? How about Rick Parker (Marvel comic illustrator for Beavis and Butthead), @ethankocak.com (NYT best selling illustrator), Pendleton Ward, and some of my favorite people in the world, including @crashadams.bsky.social , @emmaslavin14.bsky.social , @nerdbreath.bsky.social & more!

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

If you suspect people doing something genuinely kind, especially the kind of kindness that comes with consequences, and your first thought is “how performative,” you are the asshole.

2026 basically

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state

I STAND WITH RAWIDA!!! Next week, Feb 23-28th there will be a streamathon to raise money so she and her family can escape Gaza. There will be raffles and tons of guest streamers! #freerawida tiltify.com/@karlicartoo...

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

so the new job fell through, and i might have cost myself the old job in the process. fuck. 😔

See folks? It ain’t hard to not punch left. 🤷‍♂️

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

This, basically:

Item #1,274 on the Day One™️ list: Abolish for-profit prisons.

I’ve found a new weight loss program

Hola, Blue Skyians! I know 98% of my followers are bots or IRL friends who followed me, then promptly muted me, but I have a question if anyone reading this is science-y. Tonight my coworkers and I watched a rocket take off west of Prescott, AZ, roughly in line with LA. 1/n

This is blackout poetry to me

Why am I never going to shut up about how terrible Gavin Newsom is? Because I don't like this cross-platform inorganic effort to shut people up about how he much he sucks. I'm not letting a bunch of bots tell me what to do. It's pure oppositional defiance. Lol

end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

“Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.” — Lucius Seneca Also 🤣

Welcome to Friday the 13th!

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.

Kind of a minor point but the Dow is measured in index points because it's an index, it isn't a price in dollars

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

AI is just schizophrenia in digital form

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)" I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer. It's not actually about the kids.

Them 🥰 #masseffect #blender3d

Show me your Super Bowl #SnackGame

Let’s go tails!

"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"

There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?

“We cannot just abolish ICE!” Bestie, you are older than ICE.

Every part of this is more chaotic than the last, and I’m there for it \😀/

E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (Spielberg, 1982)

I would totally do this 😏