Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

But... the 7 is a gun. Why are we removing the guns from the posters for movies about a guy who solves problems by either fucking them or shooting them? Sometimes both.

Avery Brooks is 77 today

Ranking the Friday the 13th movies on Letterboxd as I watch em, but I'm pretty tempted to just leave the list like this:

Rewatching The Conjuring and if I can make an observation: I think Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga would still be great at playing the Warrens in a movie that bothered to portray them as charlatans and con artists like they were in real life

i fly like keenan get high like kel

*looking at the state of the world* this will affect my pokemon emerald hardcore ironmon nuzlocke i think

Arrr, Jimmy me Kimmels

The thing about being neurodivergent is that I Like It. What I don’t like is that the world imposes numerous taxes on me for being like this. I don’t view it as a Me problem.

Steve Silberman is not here to shout it — so it’s up to all of us. Vaccines don’t cause autism. Neither does Tylenol. (I mean seriously WTF?!?!) The “epidemic” of autism is the result of increased testing, broader definitions, and raised awareness. LOUDER.

🌿 new plants just stocked 🌿 dovesplants.com

Steely Dan, Was (Not Was), Meat Loaf

[to the tune of “Tiny Dancer”] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

watching bluey and playing ssx tricky im kidmaxxxing so hard rn

more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now

anyway i can be sure charlie kirk is a nazi but i cannot tell u what the fuck is going on with the guy who killed him and i think it would be supreme arrogance on my part to pretend like i could divine the entrails of a discord furry to the disservice of everyone who respects my opinions

I wrote way too much about Billy Madison, a movie I have seen roughly one hundred million times, and why Sandler's older stuff still fuckin hits, even if he curses us with another Grown-Ups boxd.it/b60BKR

I beg you if you like Undertale, try Moon Remix RPG. The two have the same DNA.

I got another one: one time a friend of mine told me he was out for drinks with Robin Wright and I said "tell her I just watched The Congress and she was amazing in it" and he sent me a Snapchat of her saying "Thank you very much, it's nice to not just hear about House of Cards"

Robert Redford directing Rob Morrow and Martin Scorsese in QUIZ SHOW, which should be talked about today too.

One time Keegan-Michael Key asked me where the bathroom was in the restaurant I worked at

jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

charlie kirk was a bigoted sack of shit and he thought random gun deaths were an acceptable consequence of having the second amendment, i wonder if he revised that opinion in the brief time between getting shot and dying. didn't think your number would come up, didya charlie

An interesting thing about Silksong is the way that it combines elements of the classic Metroid and Castlevania games. Could this be the start of a new genre?

A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys

This movie should look like Crimson Peak wtf is this

Whenever you try to talk to an American patriot about even the basics of their nations history.

they’re not symptoms of depression ok they’re blues clues

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

Using ChatGPT

A photo of you that could be an album cover And this album is probably called "Lemon Demon Lounge Covers"

google history: "how to make dog immortal" "Dog fountain of youth" "Fountain of dog youth" "Make dog live forever" "Where can I find a real genie" "Fountain of youth for dog"

You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’ You don’t ‘run the gambit.’ gamut = entire range or series gauntlet = severe trial Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy

Remember that documentary about how Metallica are a bunch of losers? They should make more documentaries about a famous band being a bunch of losers

My Jellical Romance

Thank you @shadowtodd.bsky.social for introducing me to a song that I didn't even know was in the DNA of basically all the music I've ever loved. I feel like I just unearthed a missing link youtu.be/gPoiv0sZ4s4?...

flaming moe's

having sex for the second time daddies

Increase a band: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Ones

Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry

Did not anticipate the Gumball reboot opening up with a literal "eat the rich" episode

Take me down to the paradox city where the grass got in a time machine and killed it's own past self

Did a double feature today and saw WEAPONS, which felt like it was six hours long and had absolutely nothing to say, so pretty much par for the course for the director of BARBARIAN. No idea why I’m seeing breathless praise for this movie.

For me it's either Bogus Journey or Point Break

cousin vinnie: you ever listen to sonick yoot?