we gotta get some more funny people on here

impossible to describe how it felt in the mid-90s when "Possum Kingdom" was on the radio in good rotation, at work trying to mop up the glass/acid spill of a cartload of pickle boxes crashed on the floor while someone screams "Do you wanna die?" from a speaker cut into the drop ceiling.

When I’m trying to find a gender-neutral alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”

We love Dearborn, Michigan

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!

this an indictment of the left, btw

idk how I lived without noise cancelling earphones for so long.... the world is so loud and repulsive to me, a beautiful elegant princess

When I arrive at the party

the mind of the artist

chat is this good

They used the equivalent energy consumption of the entire 19th century melting stadiums full of the world's most advanced processing chips in order to make a computer that cant do math

CARTOON/TWEETY2.GIF

the pope is not “based” or “woke” unless and until he abolishes the catholic church and distributes its wealth among all those it harmed

theres a new kind of tick that gives you gender dysphoria when it bites you

As close to a black comedy as Ari Aster is gonna get with his bonkers mind lmao 9/10

Plur1bus (2025)

she better run

nancy rules

consuming animal products when one is able to meet their nutritional needs without them is morally indefensible

“how can an image of a single woman be yuri? where is the second lesbian?” one may ask. the answer is: it is you, the viewer.

Alexander Calder, Spider, 1939 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136537

avenged sevenfold voice: she who makes a bitch out of herself gets rid of the pain of being a man

double jump. collect 1,000 outfits.

All hope drawn from politicians is ultimately false hope. The only true hope in this world is the hope we create together Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

got the zoomies today youtu.be/3DHOkv38gok

hell yeah detroit union strong hyperallergic.com/1055754/detr...

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wish i was here 😔

Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

BUM LUNG IS BACK!!

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

throwing sandwiches at cops is legal now

okay i think i need to log off for today but libs, i am very happy for you have a great time

When you lease a new Dodge Grand Caravan.

Godzilla day you say?