I've tuned up my Wort deck with some fresh goblins. Sorry Grub, you're just not built for the command zone. moxfield.com/decks/9wCleu...

It has now been four years

when I rock up to the lgs with my unsleeved bracket 2 krenko deck

Cards I got today that may amuse some of my local friends:

waking up my cat as soon as she falls asleep so that she knows how it feels

you are not your subtitles

bracket 3 krenko mob boss it's almost done I just need a general kreat bolt bringer

what the hell this isn't a goblin 😭😭😭

DARTH MAUL TV SHOW

puppygirl who goes stealth (takes off her collar when in public)

I only remembered just now how tacky everything in TMNT is... like I'm a 90's kid and all but I can't with how ugly everything is. Everything about TMNT is aged and dated. Seeing it on magic cards makes me feel sad and old.

Come at me bro. I’m in Ukraine.

when you make krenko go brr and get infinite goblins it's customary to dump out all the dice you have in your possession and say this many goblins

one time my girlfriend said why do they treat Bucky like he's the most important character in Marvel and the more I explained to her that he actually is the most important character is Marvel the angrier she got

drinking with my cat like the friendless millenial that I am

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

Snowwwww

You may fascinate a goblin by giving them a small bomb.

how would you rate your experience?

Boofed it 😒🤦‍♀️ Do as the Romans do, they say. Well I bloody tried ! I mean what did the Romans ever do for us? 🤔 - get it? 😉 TRIED to recreate the bread they found carbonised in Pompeii. Further practice needed. #food #baking #bread #foodsky #romans #ancient #sourdough #wholemeal #cooking

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

I showed up to commander night with my blinged out bracket three krenko pet deck and my new unselected bracket 2 krenko deck

Cigarettes are perfect way to even out if you're testing a new deck as long as everybody's kind of on the same page. Like, for an established play group, as long as no one's trying to amgle shoot it

they're so real for this youtube.com/shorts/OvKCy...

"If they come for us in the morning, they will come for you in the night" Sticker spotted in Seattle

yooo

TIL you can't ride a boat into the end credits

🤩 I LOVE SQUEN AND CRAGG I WOULD DIE FOR THEM

amazing things happening in minecraft

off colour fetches should be illegal

what card do you love but people put you in the corner for? easy...

Pierre Polievre is a traitor to the Canadian people

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

hey my commander is krenko strip mine sol ring go

bone apple teeth

Can we normalize mysterious, floating orbs?

@diogooldskull.bsky.social mentioned!

who jorkes the the jorkmen?

This just showed up in one of the FB Misprint groups and I'm losing it

it's been 27 years and I'm still mad that kogas poison gym is mostly hypnos and drowzees when poison type is the most over-represented typing all of gen 1

NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

I love shooting my party member's familiar in Pathfinder.

LMAO not disappointed Maldhound in the air overview of High Perfect Morcant 😭😭😭

I have ADHD and a fat ass

gayfellas

I want Krenko to take an omenpath to New Capenna and have a gay enemies to lovers story with Henzie

I taught my dad to play MTG today his first commander is Aetherdrift Daretti 💚 I'm gonna buy him the Picard precon when it comes out next year

yooo my deflecting swat came in the mail just in time for Christmas :3

I don't think heterosexuals should do polyamory. I think when they do it they're reinforcing valorisation of hustle culture.

Atheists would rather skeet than go to therapy