everybody has strange little obsessions and one of mine is these funny little hang glider planes. ✈️ they're called "ultralights" and were in a lot of movies when i was growing up, most notably 'fly away home' where a child uses one to escort a flock of geese. but a child can't fly a plane...right?

i wrote today's commander's herald article, wherein i use my mild dislike of marvel super heroes as an excuse to drag the unites states government for 635 words. 🗽👎 enjoy! 💖💖💖 commandersherald.com/critics-oppo...

in college i thought bitcoin was stupid and wanted to buy 100 so that i could prank my roommate by trying to give him my portion of rent in bitcoin. 🪙 i figured out how to buy them but then got caught up playing heroes of might and magic 3 and forgot. today those 100 bitcoins is worth $630,000. 💸

👀👀👀👀👀👀 WE NEED TO GO BACK TO IXALAN RIGHT NOW

16 cars in the top 4. 🚀🚀🚀🚀 i was torn between going to the oklahoma landrun and attending my friend’s birthday party but this makes the choice a bit easier. who wants to drive 6 hours to play in a lame duck meta?? 🦆👎

july - 2026 blankets are now battlefields

these two cards have a lot in common 🚩alliances 🚩rare creature 🚩three colors 🚩three abilities 🚩reserved list 🚩great art but unlike phelddagrif (and lord of tresserhorn) for some reason wandering mage isn’t a legend…so it’s extremely unlikely most people are even aware it exists. 🦛 🧙

our house had a (largely defunt) metal air intake grate smack in the middle of the entranceway. it was unsightly, rattled, and (most importantly) scared our dog. so we swapped it out with a trapdoor/wood vent. we need to sand/refinish the floor around it, but our dog will now walk on it: success. 🐶

despite being a ub hater i'm actually really hoping the hobbit set gives me enough new options to finally expunge the seven dwarves from my lady of otaria list. i originally built the deck just to use them but i am so very tired of these stupid 2/2s.

the best shahrazad corner case you will never get to experience is when you wish for a card outside the game in a subgame you can choose a card in play from the main game and then when that main game resumes the permanent being wished away causes leave the battlefield triggers to go on the stack. 🧞‍♂️✨

you can't just make the set symbol that and expect magic players to not see it

the card is literally a 4/4 that creates 4 4/4s when you cast your 4th spell with artwork depicting the fantastic 4 in a car with a 4 on it in front of a building with a 4 on it. regardless of play balance, it should cost 4️⃣.

Final two days to submit Magic paintings to the upcoming museum art exhibition coming in 2027: Currents of Control - Blue in Magic: The Gathering Call for art closes tomorrow night: mmam.org/call-for-art...

when you win a game of magic on arena it should do that thing from solitaire where all the cards go super saiyan.

this is 21 copies of fantasticar in the top 8. 🫠

really proud to successfully maintain my 100% perfect skeet track record. 🙏

there’s nothing in the bible that says dogs CAN’T pray.

really hoping it was @tolariancommunitycollege.com who snagged this piece (at a great price!) #blahblahblah

HOLY CRAP LOIS, IT'S MAGIC THE GATHERING HALL OF FAMER LUIS SCOTT-VARGAS!

absolute horses

i’m so hardcore to me this just looks like an everyday, run-of-the-mill murlodont. 🥱

shoutout to everybody who took time to zoom in and read the stupid little jokes i put on the menu. 🥪💦

the grass in our back yard was sad and sparse with large swaths of bare dirt but $30 of clover seed very quickly solved that problem. ☘️

i didn't think this would be good but i thought i'd at least see people try it. if runehorn hellkite sees play then surely lorespinner can do something... 🐕💎

🍄❤️ my partner told me to post these on bluesky so that “the mushroom expert” (@phyrexianhannah.com) would tell us cool facts about them.

one of the reasons edh has decks built around legends is that they used to be so rare and cool, but now in 2026 there needs to be a new format called "ubnpc" where your deck is built around one of the few non-legendary creatures found in a universes beyond set. dibs on guerilla gorilla! 🦍🪖

i’m not super familiar with marvel lore…is the incredible hulk a frankenstein or a shrek? he’s got shrek’s surly vibe but his head is kinda flat. 🧟‍♂️🧌🤨

colorless decks are still the most restrictive in edh by a wide margin but the fact half of your lands now scry or surveil with no downside does give the color identity a weird incidental edge.

It takes 4 of these guys to make a whole paladin

sure, the serving size is listed in tiny print on the label, but let’s be honest, most people are just drinking the whole bottle without realizing how many calories these things actually have. 🙄

call that the gait watch 👣

i haven’t heard ‘do you realize?’ by the flaming lips in at least five years and i fear this has dire implications for our nation’s corniest optimists.

my partner and i are watching through curb your enthusiasm and they only have a passing familiarity with it. when do i drop the bomb that cheryl hines is maried to the brain worm czar? i feel like at least a couple seasons of blissful ignorance is deserved. 🧠🪱

omens of chaos was such a slam dunk for representation. jamira in particular showed that the strong/silent lesbian character can also just be sort of a huge dick to everyone. that's not something you see depicted very often. 👏👏👏

holding the feelings of "deeply loving what Magic has done for me as a person and the communities i've found" and "jesus fucking christ the stewardship of the game and the decisions corporate makes that range from dogwater to actually evil" finally makes me understand cubs fans

‼️ 🚨 A L E R T 🚨 ‼️ 🛑 ✋ stop scrolling ✋ 🛑 look at this super neat stump.

balls in your court @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social 👀

So after openly deadnaming all our trans folks last week, leadership apologized, but then did not update employee's names for the vote today. This means our trans employees are being forced to openly deadname themselves in order to vote in today's union election. This is deeply fucked.

today i achieved a dream WEEKS in the making. 🙏 i walded out my sasaya edh deck. 🌳🌳🌳

things used to be so simple…😔

imo it should be illegal to put something cool like these into the mtgo vintage cube unless you also print them physically and mail them directly to my house where i live. 😡😡😡 @daybreakgames.bsky.social

my working theory is that the random early tom hit in the command zone intro is due to a mistake in looping the track to extend it but i have no actual idea and have been too busy to look into it for the entire past decade of my life. 🥁

omg, i had never before seen this concept art jesper ejsing did for plagon. it's incredible. ⭐

this week my small dog is temporarily joined by an even smaller dog. 🐶🐶

is there any reason dragon's fire couldn't be errata'd to have "behold a dragon"? the people need to know. @wotcmatt.bsky.social @wotcjess.bsky.social @raginglevine.com 🐲🔥

now that the dust has settled who wants to do the sloppiest draft of all time 🃏💦

it was neat learning angrath's plane of origin in 'omens of chaos' but finding out where kasmina is from was legitimately wild. never in my life would i have guessed. 🦉

crystallized ginger is 10x better than eating regular ginger and AT LEAST 100x better than eating regular crystals.