As usual, King was right.

Primitive man discovers tools.

We have perfectly good maps that can be appropriately labeled with the correct cities in the correct locations, why resort to creating slop that’s inaccurate and looks bad?

ICYMI: Los Angeles #Angels right fielder Jo Adell had a fly ball bonk off his head and over the wall for a HR! #MLB #Baseball #Blooper #History

American journalism and the American legal establishment are very similar actually; both demand all the rewards and accolades of fulfilling an important role in society while violently rejecting any of the obligations. Both defined by fawning sycophancy that they've defined as courage.

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

I get it already, I'm old.

The money was always there for the good things.

(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? nice...nice. me? eh, i got the Wire Mother. nah, it's not so bad. can't choose your family, you know?

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(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

Discrimination based on gender identity or expression is illegal in New York City. Trans New Yorkers are protected by law. Our City will protect your rights, defend your humanity and stand beside you without hesitation.

the “taco” thing is annoyingly twee and lib-coded but it’s undeniably true. the guy is chickenshit and will never, ever commit to a fight he fears he could lose. if he’d been prosecuted for jan 6 he would have folded like a deck chair

This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

It’s June

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

This is why telling people “actually you have a lot of money and things have never been better” sounds insane www.npr.org/2026/05/28/n...

Kind of hate that for the past several years, I find myself dreading the month of June because that's when the right-wing decides to be *especially* anti-LGBTQ (more than the usual amount, which is a lot) as a way to show how much they hate the idea of Pride.

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

if you are "using AI for writing," you are not writing. i do not know how to make this any simpler

I LOVE this channel. Everytime somebody tries to make my neighborhood sound like a war zone.

So much of the pandemic was us finding out life actually could be easier and better and more accessible, and then watching them peel every scrap of that back out of our hands & lives, often for incoherent reasons. (return to office!)

The problem is that “I am often scared and angry about social change” does not inherently lend itself to interesting art. You can be as technically skilled as the greats, but art with nothing interesting to say is just a commodity.

Can conservatives make art? Yeah maybe, but not so long as one of the core identity markers for "conservative" is open contempt for art, the artists who make it, and the craft they employ to make it, nor as long as their interaction with art is reduced to a desire to either crush or commodify it.

This is the message. Any Democrat willing to sacrifice trans folks—especially kids—will sacrifice anything.

baseball

Some of you on here

The crack of the bat. The scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most.

maybe women just don’t trust technology that repeatedly proves unreliable and costs too much (monetarily, societally, environmentally) given its relatively janky performance? i mean. why is it “women must lower their standards” and not “tech companies must profoundly improve…”

This is very cool. This type of support for trans people should be the bare minimum. It's really a shame that Steyer is the only one in the California governor's race willing to stand up for trans people like this.

Pointing to a girls airpods on the train and mouthing "Hoobastank?"

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

Gee I wonder why women and girls are less inclined to use tools that were popularized via their ability to create fake nude photos of women and girls

required reading. there were trans people who have known this the entire time and i've never faced such hostility from cis people when trying to tell them the facts. most of them didn't want to hear any of it. your concerns were not reasonable or fact based. it was a witch hunt.

why don't you watch the Monterey Bay Aquarium live jellyfish cam and maybe you'll calm down

All of it is just people starving

Everything has to change. Everything. Do not settle for politicians who want to go back to "normal." "Normal" was the garbage state of existence that allowed all of this evil to take root and thrive. Everything has to change.

Mustn’t let the children experience anything out of their comfort zone, mustn’t let them believe that anything existed before their time. No friction or tension to be seen. Fuck any publishers who do this

Me when I realize I don't have a little treat because I was responsible at the supermarket

oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part

"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

Normal people just do not give a shit about any of this hateful shit. I know it seems counterintuitive but we gotta stop ceding the ground that they do. They’re not good or allies or whatever either they just don’t give a shit like we’re constantly told they do.

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Someone said this last night, but if you look in the threads about "vibescession" the main thing people are talking about is the constant precarity. So what would happen if one wage-earner in your house got cancer and couldn't work?

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