A survival horror video game with a protagonist who has anxiety and all the jumpscares are from people who look sorta like someone you know but they're too far away so you're not sure if you should wave at them or not but you also don't want to be rude

There are 16k people watching tonight's PWHL game on YouTube, and a chat poll just indicated 54% are tuning in for the first time. Feels like that might be something.

The QTs on this are a good read

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

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THAR SHE SNOWS! @universalhub.com

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports

There’s definitely something poetic about the US Women’s hockey team having dinner with Stanley Tucci in Italy & partying with Flavor Flav in Vegas while the men’s team eats burgers with half the Epstein List.

she's right, and even more reason why any of those giggly ass male hockey players should've addressed it directly instead of having one of their moms go on a morning show to tell everyone that they're good boys

This stunt where ICE releases people far from home with no proper clothing and no way home should be treated as attempted homicide. In this case, actual homicide. These cases are not accidental or based on misunderstandings. They are deliberate attempts to inflict bodily harm.

the only good news to come out of this USA hockey mess is Donald Trump doesn’t get to pretend to give a fuck about “protecting women’s sports” anymore.

"Aren't you tired of being smart? Wouldn't it be nice if a machine could be smart for you while you get to enjoy the freedom of being a complete fucking idiot who just sits around drooling and being stupid all day?"

Texas police finally found a school they'll respond to, huh?

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

When a hockey team pisses away all the goodwill they generated in 48 hours flat, we call it Milkshake Puck.

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Why do you have to make my call with the president POLITICAL Stop inserting POLITICS into my party with the FBI Director My boys trip with the secretary of defense has nothing to do with POLITICS Since when is it POLITICAL to rub the vice presidents tummy and give him a little smooch

Masterful Troll, TCM.

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

Why, yes, we were bopping around our apartment to this, much to the disgust of our cat.

Queen shit. He doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as them.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Billionaire-funded “A.i.” is trash and the companies that are pushing it are trash.

the Labubourgeoisie

The hockey lesbians would have pantsed Kash Patel if he’d entered their dressing room

Searching the crowd at the closing ceremony for hockey players like:

True, we've only had one stabbing over a saved space this winter.

You know, it would be nice to just have fun and enjoy this win without being reminded that my country is run by Epic Bacon Memelord Pedophiles and Fascists. I would like it if American athletes doing well didn’t mean enduring a bunch of soyfacing from the fucking White House.

Oh please oh please

Jeremy Swayman "love you"

I love some of the players on the mens' team and most of the players on the womens'. I am dismayed that people in our govt who can't tell a hockey puck from a hamburger are already using them for cheap propaganda.

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

By the way, a reminder on Jack Hughes, since the grifters are already trying to hijack his postgame interview www.vogue.com/article/meet...

Canada gives America one gay hockey show and they start winning games

realizing that nothing in hockey will likely ever crush me like 2019. i cannot be hurt like that anymore. even this simply bounces of my armour fashioned from pain.

Quinn still managing to look haunted out there

Welp. 😭

Hellebuck is the Aerin Frankel of men’s hockey

Hilary Knight is there, mic her up and keep the camera on her while play is happening

*Sighs* at least it wasn't a Tkachuk.

Winner of this game gets to set the date for Thanksgiving

Stove Top stuffing

Really just want to see the Florida Panthers guys punch each others’ lights out.

My face if I was forced to stand next to a Tkachuk 🤮

WET SNOW NEMESIS IT'S BOMBOGENESIS NO ONE MOVE A MUSCLE COS WE'RE ALL SNOWED IN

The Perils of Penelope Pitstop

Drop a crush from your youth

The soft pedaling of Epstein victims as “underage women” needs to stop. When discussing complex issues of gender, they love to smugly ask “What is a woman?” like they just played the greatest Magic: The Gathering card of all time. So we need to hammer these pedo defenders with, “What is a child?“.