Not buying stuff for Black Friday is kinda easy because: 1. Fuck these companies. 2. Saving money is sick. 3. These deals are pretty trifling ngl.

Oh they have stopped announcing the game and are just gossiping about kiffens employment journey

Why did i just see a commercial for Sam's Club with chris pratt and merv the cat's guardian

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

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"Come one come all. Free and Equal." America was much greater when Republicans spoke like this about their fellow humans.

How Republicans commemorated Thanksgiving in 1869--with a multi-racial/multi-ethnic gathering of people at a table with a centerpiece celebrating universal suffrage and self-government, and with an engraving of Castle Garden, the pre-Ellis Island point of disembarkation for immigrants.

Best day of the year

Regurgitating obvious bullshit isn’t journalism, Reuters, its propaganda

Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"

Good morning its fuck capitalism

Kid is working their first ever retail Black Friday shift today at the outlets. Pray for them.

Real coneheads vibes

Stupid

ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Anyway i love jack white strem icky thump

Pleased to find myself in the era where millennials have become old enough that lame mass media stuff like football game halftime shows now shamelessly pander to our nostalgia

I see why aretha asked about her SING IT ALISE KING!!!

THREAD. 3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead. We decided to call him Jim. This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.

PARADE TIME LETS GET IT NERDS

"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.

The way politicians come out of the woodwork to say “violence has no place in America” while continuing to do nothing about gun violence in this country is so wild to me. Y’all have decided it does have a place actually.

Go lionssss

My entire life in one cartoon, you might ask? This little masterwork, from the latest Private Eye.

Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.

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Gender-affirming care saves lives

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I still think about this read, because it applies to the men talking mess about Klay Thompson.

This is extreme to say, but it isn't extremist, b/c these are extreme times. Driving straight makes sense only when the road is straight. Staying on the road makes sense only when it doesn't lead off a cliff. Allowing the driver to stay at the wheel makes sense only when they don't intend to crash.

I hate how couch-sleepy always turns into "lying wide awake in bed"

Jahmyr gibbs defies the laws of physics

Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last

Okay GOOD dang. Ya hate to see that mess

Are the eagles trying to lose

Who let the cowboys get hot

Was i jealous every time they showed the lil boston hats that everyone at the game got? MAYBE

I was reading a book the other day and the author threw in a passing mention to a bridge in Cork, Ireland which I’m pretty sure was a gift to me personally because what do you mean the locals have called it The Shakey Bridge for so long that recent conservation works were forced to retain the wobble

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

WICKED GOOD WIN 💚

Fleet win, Lions win, the sports are good today

No,no, dig UP, Target

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Hes inheriting the L. This game hearkened back.

Take it!! Take another little piece of ny heart noww baybaayy