One time at work I was making small talk with the CEO in an elevator and he asked me what kind of car I drove and I said, “A Kia.” And, in a tone of voice I can only describe as “how you talk to grandma,” he responded, “I didn’t know IKEA made cars,” as the doors opened and I never saw him again.

dudes willing to do war crimes for free qualify for the secret "phantom Hague" that they keep in the basement and connects directly to the shadow realm

Can't express the joy I felt when for the first time in 20 years or whatever, I unwrapped a Maxell XL2 cassette tape, popped it into this Tascam MKII 4 track and recorded demos of a couple new songs. Anyway, now seems like as good a time as any to simply retreat back to the late nineteen hundreds.

"You're not getting hypnotized by weird eyes in the side yard again are you?" "Not... totally...."

I can’t fucking believe I wrote this in 2019.😖

David Bowie's hand-written lyrics for Heroes. Currently on display in the David Bowie Centre at the remarkable V&A East Storehouse

Okay, hang on a sec, I haven't been interested in superhero movies in, let's say a while, but you're telling me superheroes look like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane now?

Y'all, Peter Buck reposted my comment irl!

ME: why does the “p” in “up” point down and the “d” in “down” point up lol ANGEL (to Devil): he’s onto us

No particular reason

Mag Lev Stones?

That honoring a nazi could get more Democratic votes than simply having a debate on whether the worst president in American history should be removed from office was the final straw. These people are collaborators and criminal ones at that. They have violated their oath to the US constitution.

Half-insect Jarvis Cocker, gossamer wings protruding from a corduroy blazer, on stage gesturing with angular limbs: I wanna live like common pupae!! Crowd goes bonkers

ooh look horsies! wait are those... horsemen? 1, 2, 3, 4? it's probably nothing

this exists it is called thinking

So @warren.senate.gov @markey.senate.gov no objections to a federal "day of remembrance" for this racist podcaster? Not a single one of you is going to call out this blatant propaganda?

Legendary jazz pianist Thelonious Monk performing "Blue Monk" live in Norway in 1966. Players include Larry Gales, Ben Riley and Charlie Rouse. Song can be found on 1954 album Blue Monk, Vol. 2. Length: 10:12. #Jazz #JazzMusic m.youtube.com/watch?v=_40V...

i saw goody proctor making inflammatory posts about charlie kirk

Whenever we need them to oppose, they can only appease.

"No clear entity" means he just wants to designate anyone he feels threatened by as antifa. Just greasing that slippery slope to authoritarianism and careening right down it.

EDITOR: hey, did you write that description of J. Wellington Wimpy like I asked? WERNER HERZOG: *mournfully* yes

Doom piles are a lifestyle.

The book exists. First copy hand delivered by my editor at Yale, who was on his way to see Pulp in Boston! Thank you super blurb crew Jarvis Julia Heba Jeff Stephin @lizpelly.bsky.social & @simonreynolds.bsky.social PREORDER LINK: yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300...

Let's honour Kirk's legacy. youtu.be/ffMYU4RVNPU?...

One for @hookland.bsky.social

These damn cats yell at me even though there's food in the bowl until I walk them there personally like a waiter. Anything else sir. Would you like to hear today's specials

Wish my country could do cool shit

Every day, the Yankees stray further from Yogi Berra.

Ultimately, when people with power say "violence is unacceptable" - they mean "violence against us is unacceptable", nothing more, nothing less. It foregoes that violence for those with power tends to come from greed, and violence against them tends to come from need.

Live by the stochastic terror, die by the actual bullet, as it turns out.

At my friend Jackie Neale's Cyanotype project at the 20/20 Foto Festival at Cherry St. Pier Philadelphia PA. Wide Awakes were a secret society in the 1800's trying to abolish slavery. The symbols they used were often an eye. This is a protest piece towards against the current administration.

Dentist visit this morning. I was worried he'd mess up my naturally blonde teeth, but I survived.

I crocheted Patti Smith’s Horses cover

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Expired film in a sixty-year old soviet-made camera, shot mostly at dusk? Sure, why not. #zorki4 #expiredfilmgallery #filmisnotdead #lomography400

It's that time that both major political parties served the interests of billionaires instead of opposing Trump as he dragged the US into an authoritarian hellscape, isn't it?

COVID vaccines operate on, basically, the school year calendar. We're now in the (fall) 2025—2026 (spring) COVID season; pharmacies are now ONLY giving the 2025-2026 COVID vaccine formulation.

A short, sudden burst of collages, sourced from old/failed cyanotypes. 1. Full Moon On Trash Night 2. Double Blind 3. Exploded Plastic Flower Pot Shards (Gogo Launched Himself At A Bird) #Cyanotype #Collage #Cyanollage #Abstraction

*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT

Everyone has a second full time job being mad at the government now

The whole piece is terrific but the concluding paragraphs really nail it

Maybe the head came loose and the puppeteers are still screwing it back on

Slipping a few more photos in under the wire, getting my money's worth out of the Zorky-4 for this #CrappyCommieCameraParty

even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway

The regime is as brittle as glass. Trump is the only thing holding their coalition together and he is weak in body and spirit. Impeachment and Epstein revelations could have a decisive impact. Not unstoppable at all.

Out of focus, improperly exposed, coulda been framed better, but I like its weird green mood. #CrappyCommieCameraParty #Zorki4 #Filmisnotdead