I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

I just want to point out that the debate over Daylight Savings Time vs. Standard Time is actually downstream of the fact that Americans work too many hours and have no real control over our work schedules.

it’s worth a fellow’s while to be born into the world, if only to fall right asleep

Wildfire smoke got the center of the solar system showing up like something's wrong with the camera lens. Source of all life on the planet looking like a plastic pumpkin light.

Went out for track in high school and proud to say I still hold the record for the hundred yard stare

Graham Reaper. Is this anything?

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

A few days before Christmas 2016, a grey Land Rover paused in front of a bank of mirrored windows at this checkpoint on the border between France and Switzerland. What happened next revealed just how looted art worms its way into museums. A 🧵 about my article: hyperallergic.com/why-do-so-ma...

him: you ok? me, putting up the halloween decorations: yep

if i were participating in a world soccer tournament i would simply not have accepted a tainted gift from the trickster king of the fae realm

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

Hell yeah, I'm going to be playing all of Brachiosaurus Holotype's albums today!

Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

If you are in line to be excommunicated, PLEASE STAY IN LINE.

Gang of Four was easily the best show I saw last year (unless it was Iggy Pop). Good to see the farewell tour hasn't quite ended youtu.be/RtxE_TNvmVI?...

Almost time to start bidding on this ridiculous thing that I cursed myself more than once for deciding to make.

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

Thread could've been a bit on Letterkenny

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Happy birthday America!

Draft King Murphys. Is that anything?

Because nobody ever brings anything small into a dumpster

The world cup is fine and all, but I need this to happen irl

Lol, just realized what tee shirt I'm wearing today on Father's Day Anyway, happy Sunday all!

the only remake of Cape Fear I'm interested in Muppet Cape Fear.

For 6/20, I loaded this #KodakBrownie Target Six-20 for the first time since I got it last Xmas. The mirror for the portrait viewfinder is disconnected, so only landscape pics for now. Shot a couple frames of #Gomezcat as a test. Maybe I'll get them developed someday! #620film #FPP #Cameranerdery

Black soldiers fought for their own freedom in the Civil War and played a pivotal role in freeing the enslaved people of Texas on Juneteenth. Learn more by reading this National Geographic article. www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

And of course, if a visitor asks you how to orient themselves on our cowpaths, now you can say "Just look towards where the Citgo sign used to be."

Holy shit. The government is conceding it willl pay some amount of fees to the Broadview Six. They are DESPERATE to stop further inquiry into the case. Never heard of such a thing.

Nbd, I can dance almost as good as this

Random comment seen on Mastodon: "AI artwork looks the way Christian Rock sounds."

My E.M! it R!

Observing the 10th anniversary of the massacre of 49 dancing souls at Pulse. Odd to think of the outpouring of public support for our community right after, and how that has shifted since. At the time, it was the largest mass shooting in our country and now it’s almost a footnote

Almost a decade ago, I was very Special Interested in mushrooms and developed an organizing training framework based on mycelium. The core teaching was, people think the above-ground part (the mushroom) is the body of the organism, but that isn't the case. So too with movement. (cont)

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

Nearly 90 here today and beautiful weather. I'm inside recovering from a tooth extraction today, so here are some photos from January. After a snowstorm I took a walk with this Duaflex iv to see if it was working. I'd been given a small lot of old cameras which I guess makes me the camera guy now?

There's a certain kind of teen girl, usually dismissed as "insolent," who knows from jump that the way her world is treating her is more the world's problem than hers. I'll always appreciate Marjane Satrapi for giving that girl a strong voice. www.lemonde.fr/en/obituarie...

TIL Gibby Haynes's horrifying origin story

Back in April I put a roll through the Mamiya Six that I'd just gotten...

What's happening to CBS News is what the tech oligarchs call "parallel" strategy. Buy an existing institution, gut it, and convert it into a right-wing zombie version of itself. They are doing this to media, government, education, biotech, defense tech, etc. Some call it the "Network State."

but i’m a crepe i’m a weird dough what the challah am i doing here i don’t boulanger

Fucking pigs did this.

searching youtube for "america ending explained"

Got out of work today & I heard a loud bang, which turned out to be a meteorite smashing into the upper atmosphere near Boston. In honor of it, I'm sharing this (rough) demo of a song I wrote just this week, which has the working title, "It's Not The End of the World But Not For Lack of Trying"