opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks

hey @nejm.org can y’all make this outside the login-wall. given the importance of public record

I'm sorry, what?

Trump trying to appear super-racist to distract from the fact that he is a pedophile isn't really working. He is both. Trump is a racist pedophile.

Sucks that I can't help but worry that any English person is a transphobe.

Ah, to be two newts sharing (fighting over?) a worm. (Ft. the ever-iconic California Newt, scientific name Taricha torosa.) 📷 diomedea_exulans_li on iNaturalist 📍 United States 🔗: www.inaturalist.org/observations... #ObservationOfTheDay

"You silly mom (now), you got too fat this year."

One of the things I like about Seattle is that it has a large population of Northeast African immigrants. That's not a part of the world I get to hear about much from its inhabitants, so it's nice to get into a conversation with somebody. Plus the food is top-notch when they start restaurants.

Americans get swindled all the time because they can't be bothered to learn the basics about how taxes work. It's really embarrassing.

New running shoes so comfy I want to try and fail to get into running again.

I'm looking at the data and you would not believe how many times a marketing professor has solved an actual crisis. No it's even less than that

Learn to lose to women without having a gender identity life crisis about it! Learn to be rejected by a girl without crumbling into a heap of failed masculinity! Learn to be in an equal partnership with another human being because you like them, not because of the gender role they reaffirm in you!

coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler

This didn't even work for Dubya. Guess he doesn't think he has anything left to lose.

There are times in one's life where you have to pause the movie when it includes the sound of a crying baby, in case that's the real baby crying.

Old parents are cool.

I love my dad but I don't like him stinking up my apartment by air-drying a hunk of salmon. It's too cold to open the windows, too.

Aw man, Claude the albino alligator at the California Academy of Sciences has passed away at the age of 30. Poor fella.

Pathetic

I can totally understand feeling bloodthirsty about people who are in charge of how the medical system works in this country (especially on the financial end) but I don't much like murder at the hands of the state, let alone random weirdos.

Receptionist at Dr office seemed pretty freaked out that I am between insurance providers. It's only December 2 so I don't have cards yet!

Happy birthday lil babe!

Can't argue with the validity. Crash out not in evidence, but I suppose that's not my business.

dr bronners should make an energy drink

I bet you could teach a dog to gamble.

My boomeriest opinion is that there was no reason to start saying "equity" instead of "equality."

Go see my big homie

The encounter that took what was already a great #BearSeason2025 right over the top. Arctic foxes are not the easiest to find around Churchill so getting to spend time with this cutie who is still changing into their winter coat was amazing. #mammals 🌿

There are a few politicians I feel quite positively about but find a bit suspiciously telegenic. Mamdani is one, so is Vlad Zelenskyy, and even AOC.

Cabagges.World share.google/sooL1lVuzEyv.... So many cabbage recipes

Gonna watch some OG Iron Chef. I've learned a lot about food since I first saw it. Should be interesting.

I don't know exactly why this is the case, but you DO NOT mess with a woman's scissors.

This country built itself up after WW2 and then civil rights happened and we decided to just let the whole thing fall apart as we lived in the ruins.

Woke 1 was fighting the dog whistle. Woke 2 is fighting the dog.

More experiences should be accessible in sausage form.

for a couple years, long time ago now, i had only every heard the start of Crazy Train at Ottawa Senators games and i thought he was saying OTT A WAAAHAHAHA

But i don't wanna get up off the couch.

Having trouble telling of Rough and Tumble is all-ages or just 21 and up. Seems like a family establishment, but I still have never gone in in the fourish years I've lived in Ballard . Anyone know?

If you want to stalk your adult kids, do it the old-fashioned way.

the loop between "holy shit, AI can do <X> now, that's amazing, how did it even do that" and "I never want to see another <X> as long as I live" is just very tight

Didn't John williams die a few months ago?

Too true....

Couple of hours at Kidwelly Quay. Siberian Chiff, 10 Rb Mergs, c30 Snipe and a few distant Pintail. #birdigWales

I love Peep Show but the first-person gimmick just doesn't add anything.

imagine how sick you have to be to take up "pardon Eddie Gallagher" as your pet cause. the only difference between that and "pardon the BTK killer" is that the BTK killer was implicated in fewer sexually motivated homicides.

Do they make hamster wheels for toddlers?

Remember 6 weeks ago when Admiral Alvin Holsey, head of the U.S. military’s southern command, abruptly decided to retire? Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.

RFK Jr. is against vaccines that have been proven to be safe and effective, because he claims they aren’t tested enough. At the same time, he promotes supplements and IV peptides that aren’t approved or regulated by the FDA or any other body.

Excuse me, we people of knockers are individuals and will not be judged by a few bad examples.

Burgerville 🥰