Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

wandering around the park lifting up stones, checking trash bins, rummaging through shrubs, looking around the backsides of trees trying to find a book that can educate me on what trans ideology is

(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins? (Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data. (Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

It gets even crazier

Dale Gribble ass

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

nasty feeling that trump being outed as a serial pedophile is going to be another sandy hook moment and the consensus becomes "well that's just a necessary evil if you want a strong leader"

Nah the Epstein stuff isn't going to stick. Sorry man. Maga freaks spend their life bending over backwards to reason away their beliefs. All they will do is start calling themselves pedophiles too or try to normalize it or some shit

little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game

graham linehan would be so good for catapulting over a castle wall to destroy your enemy's morale

graham lineham's face looks like someone backed a Ford f-150 onto a pork butt and left it there for several hours before it drove away

looks like he brought a bag lunch

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

I think I was reminded bananas have some radiation in them late last night. Not sure what I was asking

@hiddenasbestos.bsky.social runs insanely well on Linux on an i5-4560, 8GB ram, and a 7800GT

Anyway last night I got zomboid running on my Linux Mint XFCE machine that is on an i5-4560 and 7800GT

sarcastically eating pussy

ADA compliant wheel chair access. Only in Da Big Apple babey

On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl

Have some self respect dude

Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation

I love when my operating system is described as " pervasive"

Millennial Gray is the result of generational trauma. No I will not elaborate.

[extremely on-mushrooms voice] hear me out. what if we destroy capitalism by feminizing having money

If you call sandwiches Sandos you need to get a fucking grip. This is the real world. People depend on you

I probably wouldn't have thrown that sandwich myself personally. Too expensive to waste on a pig. That was probably a $24 sandwich

Could be worse. Probably will be.

I give The Naked Gun 5 bags of popcorn, 2 sodas, and one box of sour patch kids 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🍬

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

Me after 0 beers: Washington Me after 36 beers: whatever west virginia says

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

The problem with this web site is we don't have anyone like that one twitter guy who wanted to cut down every tree on earth because it would have given everyone like $6,000. That guy ruled

if the band comes out with these, you're gonna die in the mosh pit

i do not givea shit what is new with firefox

Tough year to narrow down. Omni Trio beats out Daft Punk's Discovery as far as I'm concerned, sorry.

I also have chronic venis efficiency or whatecer

The United States summed up in two headlines.

HELP with long body

Basically if your answer is any other than 9/11 i am not interested in anything you have to say

Onion quality headline

the actions of establishment democrats are intensely confusing if you start with the assumption they are trying to win elections & help people, but immediately understandable if you start with the assumption they are trying to make the rich as disproportionately wealthy and powerful as possible

Yoga, the frog from star trek