One look at Mrs. Household and I knew the sentence "I always feared my Noely would..." could end with anything. She has imagined every outcome

After years of dreaming I'm finally doing the Fuck COVID-19 double feature, courtesy of markdowns on the blurays. Shout out to @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social for teaching us

rakshasas love me fakesters fear me

every time someone is like "the pharmaceutical industry just wants to make money" they leave out that the Wellness industry is way way bigger and entirely unregulated

Spent far too long making this :P

Starting to see Gen-X “drink from the hose” posts about millennials. No.

Undertaker behind AJ Styles meme but it's me enjoying Noel's peril until I see things applicable to me (Sandman graphic novel and Ben Folds Five tee)

this was the episode I realized that we are telling an important story with a lot of incredible laughs along the way

New video! VICTORY COOKBOOK youtu.be/PCe72ZC2rhI Please enjoy! 🥔

I’m reposting the broth video because sometimes I just need to see it

ok but that’s 1) learning to save money by making a $21 drink at home 2) studying economies of scale through learning about bulk ingredient costs 3) a chemistry lesson via discussing why whole collagen has to be broken into peptides to be absorbed by the gut 4) probably delicious LET GIRLS LEARN

hog tuah. oink on that pig

It’s literally the lesson he learned when he cancelled Chapelle Show, that the wrong people were taking the wrong ideas from his work and weaponizing it. When your standup is just a multi million dollar ted talk for republicans to nod along to, it was always going to go this way.

sexual abusers don't belong in political office.

(this is because conservatives champion and venerate pedophiles) Source: www.spokesman.com/stories/1995....

The wizard is stirring a potion.

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People will try to tell you it’s hard to watch but it was filmed with several systems in mind (closed captions, having a friend with you in the theater, etc) to make sure you get to the end.

Oh these? Those stars of space? @starsofspace.bsky.social

for decades as a gamer I don't think I ever saw a placeholder texture in a live game and suddenly in the space of two years there are a dozen cases of OH THAT AI WAS JUST MEANT TO BE A PLACEHOLDER

Calling it now: Rude Tales of Magic: Blue Kindness High (2026)

so what's the ask? there’s a few things you can do. if you're in NY state, reach out & tell AG letitia james to enforce the state constitution NOW. she can sue the hospitals-california AG bonta did this last year & got care restored. one angry letter to one provider without action isn't enough! 🧵

The steel drum covers of popular songs at the pool store I worked at in high school. Only two cds, so they got OLD

The only zio I know is the thunder spell line from shin megami tensei

Alright. Let’s stop all this now.

woke 2 is like........ is stephen universe sufficiently righteous? i don't know, but we can have that conversation on the way to fill up a community fridge.

🔵🛸🏃‍♂️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🏃‍♂️🛸🔵 Blue Kindness High Episode 1: An Odd Event art19.com/shows/rude-t...

I'm nit allowed to question my opponent's personhood in those cases but they're just allowed to say any shit they want about me? And this is supposed to be an effective means of persuasion? Fuck off, i'm not your zoo animal.

One pill, makes you smaller And one pill, makes you small And the ones that, mother gives you Make you, really fucking small

Never fund DHS again. Abolish it completely. If someone wants to moan about "but but we have to ____" yeah fine we can discuss a new department, but *this* department has to go.

Never Shit Again

kyoani could make evangelion but anno could never make endless eight

if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag

Don't even try to get into publicly predicting where Chainsaw Man is headed. You will lose.

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Minor Potion of Certification 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 Cost: 30 gp Effect: Upon imbibing, you become legally certified to operate a forklift for 2d6 + 4 minutes.

Moms dad: WW2 army, house builder Dad's dad: teacher/basketball coach, oil derrick inspector, farmer

This is a big opportunity to incept a generation into mapo tofu

Heads up folks: @thetnholler.bsky.social posted an AI-generated video this morning that was a deepfake of the captain of the U.S. women’s hockey team, and they seem to be promoting it as if it’s a real video. So watch out for that and don’t spread fakes.

garma remembers The Academy...

Honk honk Truck's birthday

the snoofing