What?

lent is genuinely so funny, people make such a big deal out of giving up diet coke for a month

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

I need the Padres tam-tam

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

VIRTUAL BART

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

DO IT FOR YOUR OLD MAN, BOY

Everywhere I look I’m reminded of her. @jessehawken.bsky.social

Tim's Take.

"It is why your office and Donald Trump have 0 credibility" -- Kamlager-Dove grills Bondi about the lies and smears Trump peddled about the murders of Melissa and Mark Hortman, namely his lies about Tim Walz being involved

Shocked at how low they have Boston. I know they don't have much power in the lineup, but that pitching staff + home ballpark. They will surely be better than this.

and with that, the entire Kraft family appears to leave their luxury box to begin lining up at many of the bay area's fine massage parlors. their night will be a long one, indeed.

Not a “my sport is better than you sport“ guy. But like, come on…

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

[seeing the Yankees have a deal with 38 year-old Paul Goldschmidt, a man not yet in the age decade I am in] Where’s the contract signing, the graveyard?? Where he’s buried, in a coffin??

Great googly moogly youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...

Honestly pretty incredible that this was on cable TV in 2026.

When you hear Dune won an Oscar

Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day! Your achievements on the field, in the front office and throughout your communities are celebrated in Cooperstown. #NGWSD

Keep pressing, keep working. We’re pulling a Herb Brooks on their asses.

Crazy to think that 700 is only 20 percent!!!

Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

collin's diner (1942), route 7, canaan, connecticut, 1976

liam and his dad are home! and someone please get rep. castro a coat!

I needed a good laugh, thanks.

The best.

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

jonathan ross filmed himself shooting renee good. the only thing body cams does is save them space on their iphone

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

The founders wrote the 2nd Amendment for a reason: So you could hold a cool gun while you nod approvingly at what the government is doing.

Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts

Target Center crowd erupts with “FUCK ICE” following the moment of silence for Alex Pretti