🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 to the king

Sucks

Sucks

Folks

Jesus Christ.

It's Friday night baby

My king

Ah yes, that’s it!

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Every Epstein email I've read today

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile was a documentary.

started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

There is a world, a beautiful, just world, where Sanders won the presidency in ‘16. Just imagine where we would be.

Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.

democrats winning would cut into their fundraising

Trump getting booed at the Commanders game

Fuck that’s nice

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

LMAOOOOO WHAT A LOSER

God bless Lexapro

New awareness campaign

Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers! Only 144 days until Opening Day!

Baseball is king

i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here

Ghouls

finished watching a movie, then turned on the football game and immediately witnessed the brutal 1-2 punch of a gruesome lower leg mutilation into a kevin hart cell phone commercial. why in the fuck would anyone willingly subject themselves to this dog shit

Not worried about military operations around Venezuela. Tulsi Gabbard is in the admin and she is a staunch opponent of "regime change wars." I was also born at 9 am yesterday.

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet

Wow

i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player

we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"