American Movie is my reset button whenever I feel I don't have any drive or passion anymore, Mark Borchardt's singular ambition despite everything (including common sense) telling him to stop is infectious and never fails to set me back on track. Takes place on thanksgiving too so points for that

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

Got caught kissin a bunch of corpses but I was just testing the lips for my Frankenstein

do US liberals go into hibernation during democrat administrations or something. the ferguson protests happened under obama & last year under biden we saw police attacking student gaza protestors all the time

virtually all stereotypes of LGBTQIA+ people reduce us to the status of "sexual beings" (rather than seeing us as whole people). this video explains why & how:

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

ok but imagine Jackie Chan fighting all the members of the polycule in and around this thing

lol why would they admit what time the change was made. who the fuck else is up at 3 am crying about white genocide in south africa

anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"

I forgot about bluesky again but I was pulled back by the sheer force of a The Swimmer reference

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

I knew lowtax. I worked with lowtax. And you sir are definitely lowtax

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

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Defaulted on my burger loan and they repossessed my turds :(

I believe in fashion-based voters suppression. If you're in your 20s and your mom still buys all your clothes you can't vote. If you primarily wear hoodies you got from an oil company you can't vote. If you wear those jeans that make it look like your ass is melting you can't vote

Life is like a box of chocolates: every time you buy one someone else steals all the good ones and pokes their fingers in the rest to check if it's caramel or whatever so you can't even enjoy all the shitty ones

I got a new bike, then I fell off my bike And heaven knows I'm miserable now

1.) I'm a huge fucking loser who eats human shit for fun (I do not like the taste but enjoy the activity)

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

It is truly fucking wild how the introductory thesis of this argument is, "As we all know, men will find any loophole they can to be sex criminals and degenerates. My primary source on this is me, a degenerate."

it's always obvious who views politics as a game they're trying to win when they equate the people who are actively dismantling the welfare state with a chainsaw to the people who want everyone to have healthcare and food

Nic Cage is right: "Robots cannot reflect the human condition for us. That is a dead end. If an actor lets one AI robot manipulate his or her performance even a little bit, an inch will eventually become a mile and all integrity, purity and truth of art will be replaced by financial interests only.”

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

If I was the new head of LucasFilm, I would simply fuck up and get fired and receive a severance package large enough to retire off of 20 times for some reason. Sorry about your media tho!

I am thinking once again about how in October 1984 CRIMES OF PASSION and BODY DOUBLE were released within a week of one another. This is what we had. We were once a nation of perverts.

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

Who needs sleep when you have the films of Trudi the chimp to watch

put the q-tip wherever you want man we're all gonna fuckin die anyway

eat shit you fascist fucks!!!! fuck you!!!

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

think i might start believing in "orbs"

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

falcon hood + safe feeling? falcon hood adults humans falcon hood discount code

Dem leadership's refusal to meaningfully interfere with the GOP's coup is true class solidarity.

The thing about devil's advocate is that it's usually demons telling the damned that hell "isn't really THAT bad"

you know in The Menu where anya taylor joy is the main character but she's there with a guy who's rich and extremely precious and pretentious about food and fine dining without really knowing anything about it. and he's extremely annoying about it and unpleasant generally. that's what im like

A thing the internet can be bad about is having a moderate level of knowledge of something. Complete dumbasses get to say stuff, experts get to say stuff, but anywhere in between and you get 10 people in the comments trying to prove they know more, and fuck that it’s totally fine to be learning

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