1222. Now, why should the universe be constructed in such a way that atoms acquire the ability to be curious about themselves? -- Marcus Chown #1000daysofgratitude

❤️‍🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.

And we all know that what we are facing is not a “cost of living crisis“ but a “cost a greed crisis”. Privatised utilities have been given carte blanche by politicians to rob us blind. Politicians who lied to us that privatisation would provide cheaper, better services.

#BoycottFIFA2026 It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social we’re there - bsky.app/profile/atru...

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.

@sturdyalex.bsky.social apparently Reform are woke now… bsky.app/profile/ajs1...

Growing body of evidence suggests that Trump launched the kidnapping of Maduro simply because he thought he was being trolled by the Venezuelan dictator dancing like him.

Sir Keir Starmer has just been kidnapped by American special forces. In a statement from his cell he said "gosh thank you so much, this is great!"

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us

Swear it was 1986 about 10 minutes ago…

Not sure about the latest Trump Plaques Donald Trump - winner of the Olympic 100 & 200m sprint, Decathlon, Long Jump, 1500 metres 1948-present Played James Bond in all 25 movies Mr Universe (current) Invented The Jet Engine, Penicillin and Cheeseburger

If you haven't watched this speech from The American President before.. you should. I had it pinned for four years on my Twitter account during Trump's first administration, and it's for good reason.

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social this you? bsky.app/profile/sath...

Dude's falling asleep while his ministers lavish him with praise for his energy and work ethic. "Surreal" doesn't even begin to describe it.

"And the doctor took this little flashlight, a little flashlight with a magnifying glass on it, I guess, and he looked in my ear and he said, with tears in his eyes, he said he could see my big beautiful brain in there, working hard and churning out the smarts, the chimneys smoking and everything"

Christmas at the BBC

Here we go…

Still campaigning for this to be Christmas Number 1. #christmas #number1 bsky.app/profile/anam...

As the Daily Mail/ Telegraph/GBNews/Spectator would say if these were putting up Extinction Rebellion banners or Palestine flags. "Why arent they at work? Let me guess, they are all out of work being paid by the tax payer, probably on PIP, Britain is broken"

The world’s largest Epstein deflection machine - www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/left...

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social A thing of beauty - bsky.app/profile/cont...

It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄 Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆 1/15 🧵

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social West Ham fans “protesting”. Where’s yer fakkin poppies?

Even I thought this was one of mine!

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/jame...

proper laughed

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social why are you still on X? bsky.app/profile/impl...

Britain is not a country of racist bigots. Time for the decent majority to "take back control". Repost if you agree.

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social Hope they’ve started next year’s already. www.theargus.co.uk/news/2558121...

FFS

Private Eye nailing it.

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social time to get off X. bsky.app/profile/sund...

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Farage: epic grifter

@reformexposed.bsky.social Morning. Thought you would like to help get this out.

I'm 51 years of age, and for all my adult life, the one constant in politics is 'we need to talk about immigration'. Could we try just try shutting the fuck up about it, actually?

Make no mistake. This race-to-the-bottom political circus of racism & xenophobia is not only about unicorn future policies of discrimination & oppression. It’s about scaring & sickening us and making us give up on making this country fair & equitable. Take a break if you must but don’t let them win.

wizard frog is insane

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

'The guys who run Reform are absolute chancers. The people who make our lives more difficult arrive in private jets, not dinghies.' @ross-greer.bsky.social on #bbcdn

Two weeks? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Honestly...listening to Trump wittering on again .. you have to wonder how he's ever run anything more significant than a kids lemonade stand