Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

But of course. 🤡 @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/u...

Starting to think this Trump fellow might be a complete fuckwit.

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise

Shocked! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Just a reminder that not everyone in the military is a bootlicking asshole. Many are kids with no other options and others were born into families that expect the kids to join. Don’t be an asshole and cheer on their deaths. No deaths in this war are acceptable.

Trump looks and sounds absolutely depleted today. He's so weak. He would hate if you shared these photos taken earlier with your followers.

Its genuinely mad that we are, arguably, the most successful multicultural state on earth and instead of celebrating that we... ...keep trying to copy nations who have very evidently done worse at it than us

I hope as Tommy Robinson flees Dubai he settles in the first safe country he arrives in

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

If you're in the UK, read the following and ask yourself: exactly how far away from this are we?

"Keep your side of the road clean." In a world of dolourous news, all you can do is find one small thing - then try to fix it. And so me and the British Society of Magazine Editors are launching this - to find the next generation of writers AND PAY THEM. Screw you, AI. We still believe in writing.

@sturdyalex.bsky.social after listening to Sunday School, saw this and thought of you…

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Hearing that masked state agents are marauding around American cities, forcing anyone they can find into unmarked vehicles, driving them to cinemas and ordering them at gunpoint to go and watch MELANIA.

Look at what’s happening in the States. Nobody should be sending football teams there in the summer. Boycotts really should be happening.

"Given that the president's entire body appears to be one giant swollen bruise, do you have any concerns that the changes in air pressure on an international flight might cause him to explode like a rotted watermelon dropped off a building?"

1222. Now, why should the universe be constructed in such a way that atoms acquire the ability to be curious about themselves? -- Marcus Chown #1000daysofgratitude

❤️‍🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.

And we all know that what we are facing is not a “cost of living crisis“ but a “cost a greed crisis”. Privatised utilities have been given carte blanche by politicians to rob us blind. Politicians who lied to us that privatisation would provide cheaper, better services.

#BoycottFIFA2026 It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social we’re there - bsky.app/profile/atru...

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.

@sturdyalex.bsky.social apparently Reform are woke now… bsky.app/profile/ajs1...

Growing body of evidence suggests that Trump launched the kidnapping of Maduro simply because he thought he was being trolled by the Venezuelan dictator dancing like him.

Sir Keir Starmer has just been kidnapped by American special forces. In a statement from his cell he said "gosh thank you so much, this is great!"

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us

Swear it was 1986 about 10 minutes ago…

Not sure about the latest Trump Plaques Donald Trump - winner of the Olympic 100 & 200m sprint, Decathlon, Long Jump, 1500 metres 1948-present Played James Bond in all 25 movies Mr Universe (current) Invented The Jet Engine, Penicillin and Cheeseburger

If you haven't watched this speech from The American President before.. you should. I had it pinned for four years on my Twitter account during Trump's first administration, and it's for good reason.

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social this you? bsky.app/profile/sath...

Dude's falling asleep while his ministers lavish him with praise for his energy and work ethic. "Surreal" doesn't even begin to describe it.

"And the doctor took this little flashlight, a little flashlight with a magnifying glass on it, I guess, and he looked in my ear and he said, with tears in his eyes, he said he could see my big beautiful brain in there, working hard and churning out the smarts, the chimneys smoking and everything"

Christmas at the BBC

Here we go…

Still campaigning for this to be Christmas Number 1. #christmas #number1 bsky.app/profile/anam...

As the Daily Mail/ Telegraph/GBNews/Spectator would say if these were putting up Extinction Rebellion banners or Palestine flags. "Why arent they at work? Let me guess, they are all out of work being paid by the tax payer, probably on PIP, Britain is broken"

The world’s largest Epstein deflection machine - www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/left...

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social A thing of beauty - bsky.app/profile/cont...