Britain - www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

I still think this would have been the master stroke.

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Under capitalism, new technology that could shorten the workweek and make life easier is being used to throw workers out of jobs, boost stock prices and enrich billionaires.

Can we stop using the term "legitimate concerns" to cover for racism, xenophobia, and asshattery?

Sending this to Russell Brand

Just imagine all the trump corruption we don’t even know about!

I'm an agnostic because I can't know what happens to your conscious self when you die, but I know sure as fuckin shit it has nothing to do with any of these goofy ass religions we keep cooking up.

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet. This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer KEIR: my father was a drill bit ME: that's right Keir!

Just tell republicans Claude is Muslim and they’ll come around on regulation real quick

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

i think we should pronounce linkedin “linky din”

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired. #KashPatel #PeteHegseth

Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

President Trump says his lawsuit against the BBC Is because the BBC created an AI generated video of him They didn't It was a video of his actual speech that was poorly edited

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

But of course. 🤡 @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/u...

Starting to think this Trump fellow might be a complete fuckwit.

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise

Shocked! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Trump looks and sounds absolutely depleted today. He's so weak. He would hate if you shared these photos taken earlier with your followers.

Its genuinely mad that we are, arguably, the most successful multicultural state on earth and instead of celebrating that we... ...keep trying to copy nations who have very evidently done worse at it than us

I hope as Tommy Robinson flees Dubai he settles in the first safe country he arrives in

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

If you're in the UK, read the following and ask yourself: exactly how far away from this are we?

"Keep your side of the road clean." In a world of dolourous news, all you can do is find one small thing - then try to fix it. And so me and the British Society of Magazine Editors are launching this - to find the next generation of writers AND PAY THEM. Screw you, AI. We still believe in writing.

@sturdyalex.bsky.social after listening to Sunday School, saw this and thought of you…

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Hearing that masked state agents are marauding around American cities, forcing anyone they can find into unmarked vehicles, driving them to cinemas and ordering them at gunpoint to go and watch MELANIA.

Look at what’s happening in the States. Nobody should be sending football teams there in the summer. Boycotts really should be happening.

"Given that the president's entire body appears to be one giant swollen bruise, do you have any concerns that the changes in air pressure on an international flight might cause him to explode like a rotted watermelon dropped off a building?"

1222. Now, why should the universe be constructed in such a way that atoms acquire the ability to be curious about themselves? -- Marcus Chown #1000daysofgratitude

❤️‍🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.

And we all know that what we are facing is not a “cost of living crisis“ but a “cost a greed crisis”. Privatised utilities have been given carte blanche by politicians to rob us blind. Politicians who lied to us that privatisation would provide cheaper, better services.

#BoycottFIFA2026 It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social we’re there - bsky.app/profile/atru...

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.

@sturdyalex.bsky.social apparently Reform are woke now… bsky.app/profile/ajs1...