The only response you actually need to make to the idea of breaking encryption is "don't be such fucking idiots". Short, succinct, gets the point across.

Same, very much.

Well...

You mean by...requiring that those wishing to end their lives haven't left the country in the last 12 months? Or requiring them to FILM their own deaths for analysis by the authorities? That kind of scrutiny?

Any chance of getting all that down in Hansard?

Solvent abuse might explain a few things right enough.

Labour drops new plans to deal with what it terms “Disabled shirkers”

Can we stop using the euphemism “women’s rights activist” for ardent transphobe?

Back in the 90s it was widely accepted that this man was a total & utter fucking idiot with actual shit for brains who was on TV as a sort of failed jester that everyone could hold in contempt together, so christ knows how we've ended up in the position where we're listening to the pricks opinions.

STOP! This is a YouTube search checkpoint. Post your YouTube search history RIGHT NOW!

Only people who are technically clueless would consider this "sensible safeguarding". Kids will bypass this in 5 minutes flat. This is what happens when techno-illiterates legislate to try and solve people problems with tech they don't understand.

The Daily Mail should do an investigation: “The Curse of Brexit? Did woke Meghan Markle cause 4 million Brexit voters to die?”

Here we go

Excellent new @commsdeclare.bsky.social work out today - read the whole thing here: commsdeclare.org/wp-content/u... The Shell-funded education program urging students to 'design their own CCS' inspired me to re-share an original artwork of mine from a few years ago:

You just died. The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

first time I've been sad bsky doesn't have an algorithm because how did it take a month for this to show up on my timeline

it's like no MP understands how the biometric residence permits you scrapped functioned, in addition to right to rent/work checks. companies which didn't bother with the old system, or the current digital system, won't bother with the third attempt at this either

Today I'm mostly thinking about how things are only deemed "political' when you disagree with them. Like in the UK, support for LGB rights isn't (yet) deemed political, but trans rights are. In the EBU, support for Ukraine isn't (yet) deemed political, but support for Palestine is.

Nearly £18bn in a stranded asset 🙃

Actual brain-dead web designers are those that can't be bothered to trim spaces from the front and end of inputs, preferring to go straight to "Illegal postcode" etc instead.

Booked my work Health Assessment through Nuffield today which triggered a mental health welfare call, which was… not helpful.

I don’t have Spotify so you’ll just have to guess my age.

Check out your 2025 Bluesky Harvest from @anisota.net anisota.net/harvest/ab-i...

Can't believe that Gullis has his own emoji ☹️

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 45

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned (excluding the first, for obvious reasons) Citroen Saxo Exclusive Mercedes SLK230 Citroen C2 Code BMW 330d Convertible Kia EV6

Quite a bold claim.

If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

UK has a bunch of problems. Migration is a politically unpopular way to address many of them. The UK government wants everyone to throw them a nice little flag shaggy parade for choosing not to use it - while doing nothing else to fix the problems.

It also risks the health of the Tooth Fairy, may provoke the Loch Ness Monster to violence, is an affront to our elven allies in Lothlórien, threatens a critical unicorn habitat and could undo the many benefits of Brexit.

Total cunt of a journey home. Needed to charge (planned). Long queue at preferred stop so decided to go onto one closer to home - would arrive with 10 miles left. Arrived to find some arsehole has cut all the cables. Chose next nearest - turned out to be a phantom charger. Now down to 4 miles.

thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation

jfc i can never unsee it now

My older brother had done the same route 2 years before me and at the time I had absolutely zero idea what I wanted to do and was stressing about making decisions based in that situation.

Can we just agree to replace the term “influencer” with “social cockroach”…

One with a conviction for beating women, another with a convicted for being bribed by Russia. I'm beginning to wonder if this Reform lot really are the patriots who care about women that they claim to be...

Well done for a successful campaign to pester everyone needing a piss based on a ladybird book on boys and girls 🤷‍♂️ Baited by posting this on TDoR as well, crystal clear motives of a cunt

Brassington’s Lemon Buns A barm filled with sweet lemon cream (like a filled doughnut) and then topped with lemon icing. One of these is enough to induce sugar coma.

Christmas gift giving is a zero sum game. Too much tit-for-tat ends up in tat, that wastes money and fills landfills. Time for my annual ‘no unnecessary presents’ Christmas message (courtesy @itvmlshow.bsky.social )

❤️ Like if you’re in love with me. ♻️ Repost if you just want the nudes. 👑 Send £500 if none of the above

"Have you considered waiting for the conference in November before accusing Your Party of being transphobic? Because we're having a vote on whether to support trans then. Me, I don't have a problem with them. I was actually in the same room as Jeremy when he said he wasn't bothered about it either."

Putting the utter horror of taking things from people who have lost everything aside for a second, these people have sold everything to pay the boat gangs. If you want their valuables you should reopen all the old legal asylum routes and get in ahead of the other bastards.

Tommy Robinson, Sargon of Akkad, Rupert Lowe. Getting the whole spectrum of far-right nasties on your side is not a good look, Labour.

If they don't call this the Quorn Laws then the country truly is gone.

Just used the Ikea buyback service and got nearly £185 6 years later 😱