I woke up in the middle of the night with an image burned into my mind that heralded the coming of the end-times. I have re-created this image to the best of my memory, though looking at it now I dunno if it inspires the same feeling of dread as it did at 3 in the morning..

It’s Santa taking down an AT-AT!

Christmas Chainsaw Massacre

@christhebarker.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social Remiss of me not to say thank you for the amazing calendar. I've only just noticed the extremely useful birthdays and anniversaries in the small print. 👏👏

One of mine in the latest Big Issue @bigissue.com. Have good taste and pick up a copy from your local vendor.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Throwback to when Roses were worth buying

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel…

Non-stop shit show. Cartoon for Dutch newspaper @trouw.nl: www.trouw.nl/cartoons/tje... #Trump #ShitShow #FloodingTheZone

@wulfhelm.bsky.social a game to enjoy over Yulemas sire? boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/37...

How many denizens of Wülferhampton are (like me) unaware of this wonderful cross of #shitbirdphotos and #fuckofffriday ? #wulferhampton

Scheme... #cartoon

I did check they made a tellytubbies movie .... Artist: The Twisted Omentum https://b3ta.com/board/11423342 From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling

Chartres cathedral in France during the annual Chartres en Lumières light show

Take a moment to watch performance artist Guillaume Juncar. You won’t regret it.

Just saw the list of gritter names for this year and they have outdone themselves These always make me smile

Great evening with www.martinmcaloon.com last night. Steve McQueen in full and a very amusing chap. #prefabsprout

Now my rhythm ain't so hot But it's the only friend I've got I'm the king of rock 'n' roll completely All the pretty birds have flown Now I'm dancing on my own I'm the king of rock 'n' roll completely

Today seems an apposite moment to share this from another time and another place. Short🧵

Is it "cunts"?

Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.

2025! The traditional end-of-year collage! Available as a 1000 piece jigsaw, limited edition art prints and tea towels! 👇👇👇👇👇 www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...

Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.

Anyone else experiencing spam withdrawal symptoms? Going "cold spam"? #wulferhampton

Today's dumb thing: A thread. Someone at work sent an email challenging my Movember team to a "Mo-down", so I responded with THIS pic (see below) and hit REPLY. I actually hit REPLY ALL.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

The first episode of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' was shown on BBC1 on this day in 1969.

That Epstein Man

🔵 This week's comic! 🇺🇸 A BUSY, BUSY DAY IN WASHINGTON, DC - Brought to you by the heroism of the INNER HIVE, including longtime member Kyle B. and new member Amitha Knight. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive ) - READ IT RIGHT HERE, Y'ALL

From the current issue of the Spectator... #cartoon

Something about this screams #wulferhampton to me. I blame @rodfeathers.bsky.social

Coming to the end of my hols. I always like to leave a bit of art on the beach as a farewell gift. I'm like a sort of sand Banksy, if you will? This was the finished work at 3pm, and what it looked like later at around 8pm. I think I prefer the second version.

Tuesday.

Zoom out a little more and it could be a #shitturdphotos @wulfhelm.bsky.social ?

So many echoes.

"Cartoon Characters on Holiday" is this week's image challenge on b3ta.

#wulferhampton obv

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UK's world-beating network of tax havens strikes again. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?

LOOK AT THEM GO!

If the police arrest me for this, it's a direct attack on the expression of opinion: ie on free speech. But the Terrorism Act is so madly oppressive and loosely framed that I have no idea which side of it I'm on. And I suspect it's the same for them.

So 80 year old protesting genocide has house searched + held for 27 hours but neo nazi organised demos in Epping have ‘legitimate concerns’ according to Labour Minister. Labour are the enemy. And those within the Labour Party who enable them, quislings.

I woke up this morning with a map thought in my head, and here it is:

The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have! Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.