“Move over, Nigel – it’s time for the Bin Supremacy!!!” says STEWART LEE www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

That Widdecombe story has just got scary. Our politics are so divided and clearly there are so many malign actors. It could be something as simple as a break-in but, equally, if Russia wanted to tip sympathy towards the ailing right in the light of Farage, this is the kind of thing they could do.

The real genius of saying to yourself that you'll "do the garden" on an exceptionally hot day is that you quit early reassuring yourself that "it's really far too hot to be weeding out there..."

I trimmed the bushes but not in a @frmo.bsky.social way. I mean the bushes in the front garden which were far less overgrown. I then thought I'd do some weeding but that was just a stupid idea. I think I'll nuke them from orbit instead.

No she won't.

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Really didn't like 'Evil Dead Burn'. Nasty misogynistic rubbish. Hatred of mothers too. Female marrying into a family equated to demonic force. Even worse around theme of domestic abuse. The result was 100 minutes of women beating the shit out of each other. Should have gone see 'Obsession' again.

Really wish that all the trailers in front of a horror movie weren't all for horror movies. They all end up looking the same. Except for those by Eli Roth. They just look shit.

Actually looked decent before I realized what it was.

I'm ready. Let's go.

In case any of my fellow nerds need a hero to battle a big fascist toad-monster in a tabletop environment. www.troublemakergames.co.uk/product-page...

Incredible amount of Binface truthers on the other place

Bliss it was. I just had to smile constantly at the person sitting in my favorite seat.

I hate this seat.

I can't get my usual seat in Nero and I'm devastated.

I have sweat and sun lotion in my eyes. Hhfg jhfgh hhfgh cheesecake hcbg. 🤷

Heads or tails?

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Tonight's film. The last of the original Department Q films I've yet to see.

I didn't know the new Minions film is really just a great big homage to cinema. I enjoyed it as much as you might expect based on that. Chef's kiss for the Kubrick bit.

I have the Superscreen to myself.

Da Rock is a blight on the world.

Damnit. Of course, I'm watching a kids film so it's kids trailers. Looks like they have turned 'The Cat in a Hat' into something a bit dull.

I'm ready. Brought a thermometer this time. Seems to have settled north of 23 degrees which seems a bit warm for a place with air con. I'm usually freezing my tits off in here in summer, which is a reason I come to hide away from the sun.

A bit early.

I'm now going to see Minions. Yeah. I know... At the very least, I hope it's cool in there...

🐦 Little cartoony doodle of some of Ireland's bird life, with their names as Gaeilge (useful if you're chatting to them because they weren't colonised so they don't understand English). Prints: ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/... Value bundle with aquatic and animal life: ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

Crums.

I feel such a failure. I'm in the coffee shop stuck between two guys. One is seems to trading stocks on two laptops and the other on the phone talking entirely about 10k this and 50k that.

I swallowed a fly.

Spot the Duck.

One of my proudest boasts was that @aiannucci.bsky.social used to follow me on the other place so when I saw this pop up for sale, I couldn't resist. I'm obviously not the David in question but going to believe I am and it's real.

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This series of Danish noir has been exceptional.

Amazon just delivered a parcel to a "safe place" being a flower bed in the front garden. Didn't even bother opening the gate and walking up the drive. Just dumped it among the weeds. Clearly they're trying to shame my recent gardening efforts.

That Messi is quite the player...

I suppose ‘people vs establishment' means 'people vs the law'. Pretty slippery, as if old Fagash can prove his innocence by public acclamation. Reminds me of the case of John Wilkes in the late 18thC, but Wilkes (once/also considered the ugliest man in Britain) wasn't merely out to serve himself.

Ffs. Wasting more public money running a by-election for the seat he already occupies.

Sitting on Asda preying he's going to fuck off out of the country.

Cadging a cup for free water. It doesn't get more pathetic.

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Bologna opens a new library containing more than 32,000 books from Umberto Eco's private study - arranged exactly as he left them - a decade after his death.

This man should be thrown in jail.

I like Romesh Ranganathan, which is just as well otherwise there’d be little on TV I could watch.

And after aallll you’re my Sandy Gaaalll

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No maker of anything knows it meant something to you if you didn't tell them.