The Pittsburgh Press February 03,1908

Saw a woman sitting on a bench having a cig and necking half a bottle of vodka. Lucky cow.

Flann O'Brien reports: www.rte.ie/news/courts/...

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Happy crapday

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Monica Lewinsky should be more than enough of a reason for anybody to disavow Bill Clinton. I get real sick of these farcical ass conversations. Of course the man that exploited his power to violate an intern as President looks even funnier when you find out he associated with Epstein.

Ghost Dump Noun- a bowel movement that leaves no trace in the toilet bowl when you look to ‘inspect the damage’.

Leonora Carrington, ‘Solar Megalomania’ (1957). Perhaps a fitting archetypal image for our current moment.

Joe Marler is the current authorised bloke of the BBC

Reform UK has been reported to the Electoral Commission for possible campaign overspend in the Gorton and Denton by election.

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

They did try to out-Reform Reform though but.

I understand @frmo.bsky.social is in contact with the Foreign Office for the RAF to fly him home from Morocco because a camel ate his return ticket.

Does Richard Tice still think London is so dangerous?

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That Charlie Kirk banner is a big target. Be terrible if someone vandalised it, maybe with some paint.

I let the dog off his leash for the first time in 2 weeks after his operation. He sped off like a shot from a cannon and was absolutely exhausted after 10 minutes.

Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?

Perhaps now they might understand why people want to flee war zones and find somewhere safe to live? Rhetorical question of course. They’re devoid of empathy.

That advert where the man wants to become director of his own life. He’s a cock isn’t he?

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It’s a big day in the Fawcus house today: my Tamagotchi is 21 years old.

We popped into a grocery store & got an eye roll for our masks so I took out our laminated sign that says: "I have cancer. My mask protects me from infections.", so people know without the need for us to interact with them. Glad to be back at home now. Peopled-out for today.

Thoughts and prayers.

Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers. It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

The Onion gets it @timonion1.bsky.social

The AI image looks like a Disney movie.

Terrible headline (this is NOT what the new research - link below - shows!), terrible AI image! Argh! Here’s the actual research: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... Where do I start?! 1/4

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Moments in time

A&E again, 3rd time in 2 weeks.

Borges's grandfather fought at the Battle of Junín (1824) in the Peruvian War of Independence while Borges himself lived to hear The Chicken Song (1986).

Keir Starmer this morning ‘Let me be clear, I’ve always been in favour of introducing heroin to playgrounds and soft play areas’.

The Islamists and woke progressives outnumbered the thick racists on this occasion.

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for bigger boobs?” A cheer went up from waiting voters.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Some good news www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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My replies to and liking posts aren’t working for some reason. Please trust me that I do appreciate your little efforts.

The only reason I'm such a "cinema buff" is because I watched so many foreign movies in BBC2 and Channel 4 in the pre-internet 90s. Foreign films had boobs in them.

Everyone, I’m going to be at @emeraldcitycon.bsky.social artist alley table L-08. I’ll be taking commissions at the show and will have original art from BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA. Please stop by.

just seen four labour councillors outside mine eating a nappy out of the bins and fighting over it

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2026/0... this is the future AI boosters want