Has anyone ever seen a ghost?

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Southampton supporters, eh?

Caught an old Corrie. It reminded me why I used to watch it. Blanche thinks Ken's gay: 'He's started drinking camomile tea and having assignations with a confirmed bachelor...I've nothing against the gays, I'd walk over hot coals for Paul O'Grady.' Written by the ace Carmel Morgan.

New painting by my dad. He's calling it 'What Cats Do When They're Out At Night'.

"Daredevil will bleedin' pay for what happened to Vanessa!!"

I like Josh Widdicombe. He sounds like Zippy and looks like a Hobbit. No, I’ve never seen him do stand-up.

They auditioned Romesh but people kept phoning up trying to vote him off.

Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. Scroll back until your fingers bleed.

I wrote a bit about Andy Burnham as I see it from the town next door...

I’ve been watching Angel over the last few months and the way they wrote Charisma Carpenter out is so badly done. If I hadn’t known Whedon treat her like shit I think I’d have guessed something was very suspect anyway. What a cunt the man is.

Why would people smugglers want a government job when their chosen trade is much more lucrative?

More shit podcasts

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We’re just normal men

Anyone know how you go about joining a shadowy cabal?

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Maybe it’s just me but these watches look a bit…crap?

"16th May 1935: Seen in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, Mr. A L Whale is 82 years old and still rides his 'boneshaker' bicycle with iron wheels which he built in 1871, only the second such machine to be built in England."

It’s my nieces 11th birthday and she wanted Mac and cheese as her dinner. Which means I had Mac and cheese also and then a big slice of home made birthday cake. I’ll need resuscitating later.

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

Here’s the Bishop of Iceland dancing with a comedian who used to be Mayor of Reykjavík and is now a member of Parliament.

‘Do you think you can hide from me?’

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new favourite sub-reddit has just dropped

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Kraftwerk

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Charles: Do you think they're dancing anyplace on board? Jean: Don't you think we ought to go to bed? Charles: You're certainly a funny girl for anybody to meet who's just been up the Amazon for a year. Jean: Good thing you weren't up there two years. Stanwyck & Fonda - #BOTD - in "The Lady Eve."

I’d like to apologise on behalf of all stupid white men who look like potatoes

Chelsea v Man City Whoever wins, we all lose.

Live feed from the Unite the Kingdom march

The dog is engaged in a feud with a magpie that visits our garden. Just saw it hopping around on the fence goading him.

Limited signed edition of Stewart Lee's new book available here... www.waterstones.com/book/pea-gre...

I had a look at one of those Raise the Flags on Facebook out of curiosity. I shouldn’t be but I was surprised at just the amount of racist stupidity on there. One of them even excludes people who haven’t donated to their complain. Absolute bloody grifters.

Too many multiple entries for the same authors on here when Penelope Fitzgerald and others miss out completely. Is Jacob’s Room really better than The Blue Flower or Human Voices? I've read 72 out of 100 on the list. How many have you read? www.theguardian.com/p/x4f9v5

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Tonight I watched this. What a film!

Sigrid Undset (1882 – 1949) was a Norwegian novelist. When she was only 11 years old, her father died, and the family's economic situation meant that Sigrid had to give up hope of a university education. Instead, at sixteen, she became a secretary, writing and studying in her free time.

Blimey. www.ticketsource.com/lindley-play...

The Buckfast and the Furious Oor Man Flint #ScottishMovies

Gene Roddenberry wanted Derek Nimmo for the Spock role in Star Trek but due to a barbiturate induced mania he mistakenly gave the part to Leonard Nimoy. It probably would’ve run for 10 seasons with Nimmo.

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Our family were quite poor when I was growing up. We couldn’t afford to play charades at Christmas so had to make do with playing Give Us A Clue.

My actual parents

If you’re wondering how the transition from Starmer to Burnham might go this is a similar procedure.

Look at this arrogant prick.