This promotional PSYCHO pre-release marketing photo (designed to satisfy demand and mislead from the film’s actual plot) always makes me smile.

I told @faradayinkernow.bsky.social this would upset people

The National Crime Agency have been "unable to identify the original source" of a £1m donation to a Reform fundraising vehicle. The NCA is now "seeking help from a foreign partner" in order to identify it www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Spot the pug 09/07/2026

I told @davidwaywell.bsky.social this would upset people

I told @davidwaywell.bsky.social this would upset people

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

I told @davidwaywell.bsky.social this would upset people

Good lord did I misread that.

🎶I'm a bitch, I'm a mother I just ate Brian Glover I'm a xenomorph in space Look at his gurning face🎶

I’m sweating like a me in a chip shop.

I was thinking of getting some veneers for my teeth but my dentist told that Girl with a Pearl Earring would set me back over £300m.

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It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

I am going to the post office imminently if anyone wants anything (I meant art not Maltesers, sorry)

Yes Count Binface vs Farage is a sad state of where English politics is right now. But what if Binface wins?

‘That work stream is your baby, isn’t it, Stephen?’ ‘Yes but I’d have no qualms about leaving it on the front porch of an orphanage’

And my name's Jack and I live in the back Of the Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls

“How long do you want this video of the Quantum Leap theme to be?” “Yes.”

#facts 📽️

The Politician by Bernadette Mayer

On last night's Vocal Fry on @wfmu.bsky.social, special surprise guest Mitch McConnell called in and shared a 20-minute throat singing performance that hit all the classic Tuvan bangers! Stream it in the archives! wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

Spot the pug 08/07/2026

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C’mon Pharaohs!

Spot the pug 07/07:2026

“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Receiving a bung? A succulent five million quid? Get your hand off my penis!”

Does Farage think resigning but getting elected will wipe the slate clean of all his corruption? Does it work like that, a few thousand people in Clacton voting for him means he’s innocent?

Is it just me? Does the guy in the photo look a bit like?

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

I like an inglenook.

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"...made from Nicholson Baker’s 1994 erotic novel 'The Fermata'."

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

It appears that Frankie has joined a gang

Soot the pug 06/07/2026. Accept no substitutes.

BREAKING: another stuffed weetabix skinhead fash has been found

I like Romesh Ranganathan, which is just as well otherwise there’d be little on TV I could watch.

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And after aallll you’re my Sandy Gaaalll

Never in doubt that.

Glad I stayed up to watch the football whatever the result might be.

Me staying up late to cheer on the lads

Football, isn’t it?

There was only ever this; them, the soft jostle of puppets, their kazoo clamour & mucky fleece faces. Their inscrutable bead eyes & needy paws. We always lived in a landscape of pink shag & beanbags. Poster paints, plasticine & gummed paper shapes, split pins & Gloy. So many crafts, so little time

Scientists Teach Father To Communicate Emotions Using Rudimentary Hand Gestures

I’ll be going to bed soon so I can get up to watch the match. Then I’ll go back to bed until morning. If I like it I might make it a regular practice.

England is insane.